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Clipgasm: What's New, Covais? Edition - TVgasm

by B-side


American Idol, 5/24/06, FOX

We forgot to supply you with a Clipgasm yesterday; so today we're going to post two instead of one. Here's the first: it's Kevin Covais in all his lispy splendor from last night's American Idol finale.


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Posted by B-side on May 25, 2006 3:14 PM

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So was he grabbing his OWN pussy while singing that song??

Posted by: james_woods_rules [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 25, 2006 3:27 PM(#1 of 16)

Reason # 983469 I've never watched a second of this show.

Posted by: sg-dub [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 25, 2006 3:47 PM(#2 of 16)

sg-dub - remind me, what was reason 347152?

hb

Posted by: HoneyBunny [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 25, 2006 3:54 PM(#3 of 16)

Oh my, the person who assigned him that song has a cruel, vicious sense of humor and deserves a reward!

Posted by: zevonia [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 25, 2006 3:58 PM(#4 of 16)

That was a very fitting song for today's Clipgasm :)

Posted by: stacyrocks [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 25, 2006 4:07 PM(#5 of 16)

I love how that trash Kelli 'suck my' Pickler bobs up and down, like she's been constipated for days and, all of a sudden, starts making a dump right there on stage with a big smile. Or, she's thinking about going up and down on ConstantSuck Maroulis.

KH

Posted by: KatiesHole [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 25, 2006 4:49 PM(#6 of 16)

I was HORRIFIED when I saw this bit, the look on his face when he said 'pussycat lips', I just couldn't decide whether to laugh or scream.

Posted by: laughterkey [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 25, 2006 6:12 PM(#7 of 16)

What are "Pussycat lips?"

Posted by: Firecat [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 25, 2006 7:47 PM(#8 of 16)

poor Firecat- don't you know? You need to get out more. :)

Posted by: zoobabe [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 25, 2006 8:34 PM(#9 of 16)

this was about as close to hardcore porn as you can get on national television. ive never felt so dirty

Posted by: umnata [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 25, 2006 8:45 PM(#10 of 16)

Clearly, it's time for me to get TiVo so I quit missing these platinum moments. I only wish Tom Jones was there to sing it WITH ChickenLittle --ahhh, dreams...

Posted by: GirafficPark [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 26, 2006 10:45 AM(#11 of 16)

ah, just how i like my men: brawny and masculine. kevin covais' voice is like a deep, soulful whisper. with isaac hayes sucked into scientology, i think we've found our next barritone bellower

Posted by: anonym. [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 26, 2006 4:35 PM(#12 of 16)

Hey! I love Kevin! I think that he's absolutely adorable and that his lisp is endearing. Why am I the only person in the world who thinks this?

Posted by: georgiababe [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 26, 2006 10:17 PM(#13 of 16)

Ok that perplexes me. Why are lisps seen as endearing?

Remember back when people used to go to classes to correct speech impediments. Now a lisp is THIRTY BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY.

Ugh.

Posted by: TinkerbellAPixie [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 28, 2006 9:24 PM(#14 of 16)

I think lisps are endearing too. I've dated a guy with a lisp and I thought the way he talked was sexy. There's a difference between a "gay" sounding lisp and a just moving your mouth differently lisp. celeb lispers: Drew Barrymore, Moira Kelley, Christian Bale. TMI- I'll stop now.

Posted by: zoobabe [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 29, 2006 6:57 AM(#15 of 16)

The huge majority of these comments by people here on this page is clear evidence as to why the huge majority of Americans find high school to be a hellish experience. Sorry, but kids like Kevin Covais will probably go on to make more money, be more successful, and have a sexier, smarter girlfriend in the future. He's struggeled with diabetes, made it to the top 11 on Idol, and became a household name. What's your excuse?
Too busy wishing you played football and dated cheerleaders? Pathetic.

Posted by: wallywonder [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 11, 2006 10:55 PM(#16 of 16)