When I heard Julie Chen would be on The Late Show with David Letterman last night, I was more than excited. Surely this would be the perfect opportunity for the Chenbot to spread her brand of lovable awkwardness to all the insomniacs across the land. Sadly, her joints had been clearly oiled and lubricated because the rigidity we've come to expect was somewhat lacking. Plus, some bastard must have given her new algorithms because her awkwardness was only registering at minimal levels. I have faith, however, that her previous OS system will surely reject whatever new programs have been installed, and that by tomorrow night, she'll be back to the Chenbot we know and love. Nevertheless, the point of all this was that there wasn't too much to choose from, but how could I let a Julie Chen appearance go unClipgasm-ed? So I took this little interchange, which I thought was amusing. Clearly Letterman did NOT see last season...

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