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by B-side

After watching Wednesday's Big Brother casting special, we were a bit disappointed that the Chenbot went the entire hour without uttering the phrase "But First" even once. Surely she knows this is her catch phrase. Programmers even installed algorithms that allowed her to laugh about it on The Early Show today. We therefore have come to the conclusion that the Chenbot, for better or worse, may have been malfunctioning. Luckily, we're a pretty tech-savvy group here at TVgasm, and we've managed to restore Julie to her natural glory. Click above to see the fixed Chenbot.


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Posted by B-side on June 23, 2006 5:14 PM

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Nice ending...she obviously got the memo.

Posted by: Sir Jiggabins [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 23, 2006 5:21 PM(#1 of 15)

BTW, can I get a "The Hills" recap? I mean really, that recap should be the #1 priority of this website. So as to not come across as a selfish asshole, perhaps I should say something nice. Keep up the great work!

Posted by: Sir Jiggabins [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 23, 2006 5:28 PM(#2 of 15)

YOU think YOU want a recap of The Hills are Stupid?

What about me? I saw Rescue me where my freakin hero raped his ex wife!?! I WANNA RECAP!
but seriously
I will wait as long as it takes. At least till Monday anyway.

Posted by: sweetleaf [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 23, 2006 5:40 PM(#3 of 15)

UMMMMMM
I just saw that the Rescue Me recap is up.
That was FAST

Posted by: sweetleaf [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 23, 2006 5:41 PM(#4 of 15)

I hate to rain on everyone's parades, but the recaps for The Hills and Rescue Me have been up for a few hours now...

Posted by: B-Side [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 23, 2006 5:42 PM(#5 of 15)

In my defense, that recap appeared at 5:41. My messages were posted prior to that. DON'T TRY TO INSINUATE I'M AS STUPID AS HEIDI!!

Posted by: Sir Jiggabins [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 23, 2006 5:50 PM(#6 of 15)

Great...I guess I am as stupid as Heidi. The good news is that I may get my own reality show now...

Posted by: Sir Jiggabins [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 23, 2006 5:52 PM(#7 of 15)

I don't know, Sir Jiggabins. I think you might be looking at the wrong times on the page. Just goes to prove: the mere act of thinking about Heidi will reduce people's brainpowers 75%.

Posted by: B-Side [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 23, 2006 5:53 PM(#8 of 15)

LoL! It's all so clear now, Chenbot was broken! I noticed her twitching when she'd say "When we return", "when we come back", etc. instead of "But first". Thanks for fixing her up! I love you guys. :)

Posted by: stacyrocks [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 23, 2006 7:01 PM(#9 of 15)

Listen to the first line "a little later on". Chenbot's head almost tilts off and she could have fallen over, like a robot.

Posted by: BigTeebo [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 23, 2006 8:50 PM(#10 of 15)

Did you see the first time Chenbot stood up? HOLY CRAP!! She bounced up using one leg WHILE HER LEGS WERE STILL CROSSED!! Only a robot would even attempt something like that!

Posted by: scamboogah [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 24, 2006 7:09 AM(#11 of 15)

OMG that is hilarious!

Posted by: dredge [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 24, 2006 9:07 AM(#12 of 15)

I was so sad when the Chenbot didn't But First at all during the special!

Posted by: Kathryn [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 24, 2006 9:32 AM(#13 of 15)

She's teasing us. She knows we all want to hear "but first" so she's keeping us hanging on.

Either that or the "but first" sub-routine got burnt out last season due to massive over-ise. CBS robotics experts are working night and day to repair the damage, but it may be irreparable... Meltdown!

Posted by: Lubin Odana [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 24, 2006 2:57 PM(#14 of 15)

"BTW, can I get a "The Hills" recap? I mean really, that recap should be the #1 priority of this website."

Clearly you are new to this site or you would know Big Brother is and has always been the #1 priority of this site. As it should be.

Posted by: TinkerbellAPixie [TypeKey Profile Page] | June 24, 2006 7:41 PM(#15 of 15)

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