Clipgasm: Laguna Exposed! - 
by B-side
The past few days, we've been having some frivolous fun with our journeys to Laguna Beach, but today, we've decided to get serious and expose something very disturbing about this seemingly idyllic community. Despite what the MTV reality show would have us believe, we discovered that there are actually non-white, non-pretty, and non-wealthy people that live IN LAGUNA BEACH! I know, it's shocking. Be prepared for some truly eye-opening footage.


Comments
That old guy was awesome with the Chi Chi Rodriguez twirling action.
Posted by: WhosYourPapi
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August 22, 2006 4:15 PM(#1 of 26)
no way. no. freakin. way.
there are ugly dogs in the guna?
this is quite upsetting guys. another episode without the infamous waterbottle?
Posted by: thatswhack
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August 22, 2006 4:22 PM(#2 of 26)
That American Eskimo Dog was the best looking thing in that clip. Um, OK, except maybe for B-Side and J-Unit :-)
Posted by: msCCRN
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August 22, 2006 4:24 PM(#3 of 26)
wow, the plot thickens! they've been screwing w/ us all along, there's more than just WASPs there?!?! wtf??!! huh, imagine that?! ok, that's a hell of a lot of ?! in one comment... Laguna brings out the greatest in all of us, esp. baton/cane twirlers
Posted by: tigereye
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August 22, 2006 4:34 PM(#4 of 26)
is it wrong that i was more entertained by that shot with the guitar player, zz top, and cheerleader/marine than i was with last week's LB episode? i think mtv may have gone slightly awry with their casting for the new season....
hey also, nice snapping action at the end guys, that shit takes some skill
Posted by: SRomeo
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August 22, 2006 4:34 PM(#5 of 26)
I hope you guys put some money in that guy's guitar case. :)
Posted by: Clair
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August 22, 2006 4:45 PM(#6 of 26)
I saw waterbottle in the cluthches of the zztop homelessman. I hope there was a rescue right away or maybe that was her sleezey cousin who will hydrate anyone.
Posted by: campfiregirl
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August 22, 2006 4:47 PM(#7 of 26)
Ask him if her ever led a marching band....holy god I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: laughterkey
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August 22, 2006 6:22 PM(#8 of 26)
Weren't we also promised video of american idol auditions here in LA? please tell me someone was dispatched over to that fiasco
Posted by: tikilights
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August 22, 2006 8:25 PM(#9 of 26)
oh and also, good music choice for this clip....highly unrelated yet strangely fitting?
Posted by: SRomeo
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August 22, 2006 8:50 PM(#10 of 26)
SRomeo, I noticed as well the fine finger snapping skills of our hosts. Good form!
Posted by: dredge
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August 22, 2006 8:52 PM(#11 of 26)
Oho, the extended cut! I think the riveting "good song...good song" ending will test well with audiences.
Posted by: tvtvtv
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August 22, 2006 9:23 PM(#12 of 26)
I think a show focusing on a dozen narcissitic homeless Laguna denizens would actually be more entertaining than LB... perhaps the 2 shows could be combined...
Meanwhile, back at the dumpster...
Posted by: BigMax
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August 23, 2006 6:23 AM(#13 of 26)
Move over, Stepheeeen and Jason--B-Side is the new 'Guna hunk!
I heard that waterbottle totally hooked up with that ZZ Top guy. Random!
Posted by: maybeimamazed02
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August 23, 2006 6:39 AM(#14 of 26)
nahnahnahnahnahna- give it up give it up.....thanks for putting that on repeat in my head
Posted by: hardly@work
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August 23, 2006 8:19 AM(#15 of 26)
The guy with the cane seemed like a wannabe 'Laguna Greeter' who I believe was a homeless man living in Laguna in the 60's who would stand in the middle of the Coast Highway and shake his cane and shout at passing cars. I remember driving back and forth - hanging out of the car window shouting back at him. He became quite an icon in LB. I think the City gave him some sort of platform and he would greet the incoming cars on the highway. I also believe LB has a statue dedicated to him in the middle of Coast Highway??? It's been so long since I've been through LB......
J-Unit and B-Side, your clips are better and full of more drama, gossip and homegrown music than MTV's LB......I think they could take some story lines from the two of you. I hope the story will continue!
Posted by: Belinda
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August 23, 2006 11:01 AM(#16 of 26)
The street people in LB are so much more random than the ones down here.
hb
Posted by: HoneyBunny
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August 23, 2006 11:14 AM(#17 of 26)
Yeah, The 'Guna is a bit more diverse than producers would have you believe. Locals refer to this segment of the population as either, "The Homeless", or "The Help".
Posted by: remford
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August 23, 2006 11:31 AM(#18 of 26)
Now that was top notch entertainment.
Posted by: Pamsey
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August 23, 2006 12:03 PM(#19 of 26)
This was pure gold...LOVE this clip!!!
But is it me, or does the guna have some pretty clean homeless people - compared to LA and NY anyway.
BTW, I second the comment about this being better than the actual show - watch out MTV/BM.
Posted by: livemusicjunkie
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August 23, 2006 2:51 PM(#20 of 26)
By far my favorite enstallment!!! Love the soundtrack!!
Posted by: DeeDee
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August 23, 2006 4:05 PM(#21 of 26)
Best Laguna Clipgasm yet... "It's like bring it on meets the marines!" hahaha I love you guys
Posted by: captainobvious
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August 23, 2006 5:04 PM(#22 of 26)
this clipgasm thing is nice. as im gearing up for LB tonight, i realize that i havent really had to suffer all week because im getting these little b-side j-unit clips to fill the void in between episodes. it's like that diet plan where you eat small meals in between.
Posted by: SRomeo
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August 23, 2006 6:07 PM(#23 of 26)
At first I missed having an update on the first episode of LB but after watching all the clips of B-Side and J-Unit in the actual Laguna, I realized they're MUCH BETTER than this season is going to be. Any way we can download these clips? I showed my friend the Laguna "opening" on they did and she spit ice coffee all over my monitor. These are FREAKING HILARIOUS! Keep 'em coming!!!! B-Side is ADORABLE!
Posted by: LittTwinStar
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August 23, 2006 6:56 PM(#24 of 26)
you guys just plain old kick ass. (that's "kick" mind you, not "kiss" as per paula.
i haven't laughed this hard since the blackberry factory trip.
more! more! more!!!
Posted by: ajkc
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August 23, 2006 7:00 PM(#25 of 26)
God, I love you guys.
Also found in Laguna Beach: bitter jealous high school kids who were snubbed in casting. Overheard while visiting: "God, there's a picture of that stupid Dieter kid from that stupid show. God . . . "
Posted by: project_laguna
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August 26, 2006 4:27 PM(#26 of 26)