Clipgasm: Aiken Questions Edition - 
by B-side

Good Morning America, ABC, 9/21/06
It was to be the interview of a lifetime. Diane Sawyer was gonna finally get to the bottom of the most pressing question in American pop culture: is Clay AIken gay? Unfortunately, Clay manages to sneak out with nary a confirmation nor a denial, and Diane Sawyer, ever the hardass journalist, lets him off the leash unscathed. And all she really needed to ask was, "Seriously, Clay. What's with the laugh?" Judge for yourself in these highlights from the interview.


Comments
oh my god.
his laugh sounds just like Buster from Arrested Development's laugh.
Very creepy.
Posted by: shiaobundan
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September 21, 2006 5:07 PM(#1 of 17)
most annoying laugh
winner: clay gayken
Posted by: thatswhack
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September 21, 2006 5:46 PM(#2 of 17)
Who keeps hitting the reset on this guy's 15 minutes? Can't he and Gaylor Hicks just shack up and shut the **** up already? Music will thank them.
Posted by: Wink Dinkerson
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September 21, 2006 6:23 PM(#3 of 17)
Isn't every male on American Idol gay?
Think about it...
Posted by: Firecat
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September 21, 2006 6:29 PM(#4 of 17)
I love that girlish giggle. It looks like she gained weight too, maybe she is retaining water?
Diane should of asked her about Riechen, and why she was calling the set of that awful E! movie starring reality whores.
I love the new, angry pissed off indiginant Clay..take that Diane Sawyer - you bitch!
KH
Posted by: KatiesHole
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September 21, 2006 7:12 PM(#5 of 17)
Forget Clay's laugh, I want an expose' on wtf happened to Diane's face!
Posted by: jennae
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September 21, 2006 7:14 PM(#6 of 17)
I think you got the Buster part right, but the rest of it was pure PR Kayne.
Posted by: Mark
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September 21, 2006 7:35 PM(#7 of 17)
His laugh sounds kind of......gay.
Are you SURE there's nothing you want to tell us Clay?
Actually, in all honesty, I love Clay Aiken. He's got killer pipes, which is shocking, considering Hollywood's obsession with giving crap singers (esp. ones who are already famous for acting or whatever) music deals. The synthesizers make them all sound the same. At least Clay has a different style.
~Georgia~
P.S. Why am I always rooting for the person that everybody else in the world hates? I mean, I love Kevin Covais, Celine Dion and Clay Aiken? Am I so wrong???
Posted by: georgiababe
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September 21, 2006 9:10 PM(#8 of 17)
I think the real question Diane should have asked is "Who cares about your sexuality...why do we still care about Clay Aiken?"
p.s., his laugh is creeeepy.
Posted by: nate
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September 21, 2006 11:20 PM(#9 of 17)
It seems to me he answered the question.
Posted by: geewits
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September 22, 2006 2:01 AM(#10 of 17)
Yeah, geewits, I agree, and I also admire Aiken for being stalwart in his efforts to get the media to shift its focus. Let's all get real; on what PLANET does it matter whom someone you've never come into rubbing distance with is boning?! Clay Aiken joins that short list of celebs who are using their 15 minutes or 15 months or 15 decades to promote an additional agenda outside of themselves and their careers, and I give mad props to that! In fact, I'll help support their careers on that basis.
Posted by: Bobbie
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September 22, 2006 2:52 AM(#11 of 17)
He's so clearly gay, and I don't care. Next!
Posted by: jasminetheawesome
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September 22, 2006 7:25 AM(#12 of 17)
That's right Clay, not responding at all will make the rumors go away.
Ricky Martin did the same thing w/ Barbara Walters a few years back, and now there's no question that he likes to bang chicks.
Posted by: nate
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September 22, 2006 7:33 AM(#13 of 17)
30 Seconds in the mind of Clay Gayken
"hehehehehe. Gay sex? That would not make any sense for me to do that. hehehehehe"
"Diane, I feel you're kind of invasive. I wouldn't mind invasion if you had 9 inches of penis. hehehehehe. This is a WASTE of my time."
"Where's the bath house? I'm VERY stubborn! hehehehehe"
"And I have PIPES. hehehehehe"
"I'm gonna hold this position forever! I'm VERY flexible. That doesn't make any sense... hehehehehe"
I love Clay Aikens. People should just leave him alone. Including me. hehehehehe
Posted by: America's Next Top Fan
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September 22, 2006 10:12 AM(#14 of 17)
Gayken still looks like k.d. lang.....twins, separated at birth?
Posted by: Belinda
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September 22, 2006 1:46 PM(#15 of 17)
i'll tell ya..that clay aiken, she's got sass!
Posted by: dredge
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September 24, 2006 10:10 AM(#16 of 17)
Yeah I ain't buying the old Dana Carvey bit, the effeminate hetero that all the bible belt fans keep wishing for. If he were straight he would laugh it off and make fun of it instead of avoiding it.
However I still keep waiting for him to answer the question like Bill Murray in Stripes when he's joining the army.
Diane: Are you, Clay, homosexual?
Clay:You mean like flaming, er ?
Diane: Well, it's a standard question.
Clay: Yessss *lisp* totally!!!! Shocker!!!!!!
Posted by: dhford1
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September 26, 2006 10:41 AM(#17 of 17)