Let's Take Up A Collection - 
by J-Unit
I think we can all agree that the economy has been in a slump, and that it has taken awhile for the great Capitalist Pigs to get things running properly again. There are certain groups of people, however, that never seem to be out of work, even when everybody else seems to be losing their jobs - plastic surgeons, trial lawyers, politicians, and people who blog about television, movies, or celebrity goings on. One would believe that you could assuredly add Oscar-winning Actor to that list. Things, however, are not always what they seem.
Take Adrian Brody. I'll admit, I wasn't exactly jumping out of my seat when he won the Academy Award for Best Actor for The Pianist last year, but you don't always get to pick your up and coming actor/actress to make it big. Why, oh why must we be subjected to the image of Adrian and his patchy beard hawking Diet Coke? Does Adrian need the money because of some gambling problem or something? Mike Tyson, who is a cool $30 million in the hole, skipped right over doing commercials and went straight to taking handouts from drug dealers. Instead, Mr. Brody tries to convince that we too can be happy if we walked around all day fist bumping our neighbors. At least Iron Mike chose the honorable path. Perhaps Adrian will streak the Oscars with a GoldenPalace.com tattoo? That would at least have some modicum of originality.
Adrian, please take a cue from Mira Sorvino and concentrate on making bad movies until you return yourself to the level of legitimacy we thought you had attained when you won the award in the first place.
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aint nuffin better than to see a jew doing the dew.Oh wait nevermind,wrong commercial.
Posted by: Jan | September 29, 2004 10:00 PM(#1 of 1)