I Can't Believe It's Not Blonde! - 
by B-side
THIS JUST IN! (Or at least, this just noticed). Male model, margarine salesman, and all-around dreamboat Fabio has gone to the dark side. That's right. His trademark flaxen locks have taken on deep, brown hues, thus officially turning him into a brunette. This news may come as a great shock to many, and already, the Red Cross is setting up local trauma centers for people too stunned to get back to their daily lives. No word on what caused this earth-shattering transformation, but we're hoping it's not an indication of failing health or shrinking man-breasts. We'll have more information as it comes in...
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I am pretty sure he has had brown hair for a few years.
BIG FAN of Fabio, ova' 'ere.
Posted by: james_woods_rules![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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September 19, 2006 5:00 PM(#1 of 6)
gods of Kobol! it's like Dark Willow!
Posted by: byebyebitches![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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September 19, 2006 5:10 PM(#2 of 6)
he and larissa now have matching hair-do's!
Posted by: Chloe![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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September 19, 2006 5:18 PM(#3 of 6)
I almost named my new car Fabio! Thank God you warned me b-side... it would just be wrong to name it after a past-his-prime brunette sex symbol who was never attractive in the first place. Maybe blonde, but I draw the line at brunette.
Posted by: captainobvious![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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September 19, 2006 5:43 PM(#4 of 6)
Isn't that the same shade as Clay Gayken?
hb
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September 19, 2006 7:07 PM(#5 of 6)
i just dyed my hair that color and i used to be blonde...weird
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September 27, 2006 7:12 AM(#6 of 6)