What good fun. Nice job J-Unit. Word to the David Carradine sighting. That's the first thing I thought. But, would that be one Madam Heidi Fleiss sitting behind Nick Latchkey in the pop-up pic? Methinks so.

Lisa Rinna is an old soap opera veteran from years ago and she had those huge lips way back before Botox. Naturally huge!

Once I spotted Carradine I was wracking my brain trying to figure out why he would be there - what could possibly connect the dots to have him land in that audience. Oddness abounds.

I love that you noted the singer on Tia's dance. That song was so distractingly bad that I was having a hard time paying attention to the dance for trying to see behind them to see who really WAS singing.

Lisa Rinna gave me nightmares last night...something about how her neck looked and the way her lips looked dry and crusty. (shudders)

dogwood and pussywillows!

Sorry, I have my radio on and Beyonce is talking about her new movie. I thought nothing would be worse than hearing her sing until I heard her talk. Beyonce, Begone.

Anyways she's done now and I can concentrate again. Loved train-wrecks-in-progress George Hamilton and Master P. Did he get that name because he is a master at peeing? Please let these two stay on the show. If only for the snark factor.

My favorite was the female wrestler. Damn she is HOTTTT!!!! in a dress. She looks like a man on WWE so I was floored when she came out in that belly revealing dress. She can dance too.

Please someone enlighten me -- who is david carradine and why is it odd he's there?

oh it was almost painful to watch M.P. plod through that dance, it was like frankenstein's first prom,

i thought kenny was hilarious, i hope he stays.

jerry rice did dance better the second half, once he loosened up, i think he could do well.

Jonathan Roberts IS YUMMY!!!! I thought so last season and I still think so.

I have not LAUGHED so hard in a long time, when Kenny was dancing. What great FUN!!!!

Tom Bergeron is a complete moron. I can't believe they brought him back again. Wouldn't Chen bring some elegance to this ballroom debaucle? Contractual obligations be damned.

I hope Master P gets kicked off, but you know everyone from the 'hood is going to vote for him. The one who I'd like to see win is Drew Lachey. Us shorties have to stick together (What is he, 3'7"?)! Plus, it was interesting to see Nick sans Jessica in the audience.

I was also caught off guard when I saw Carradine. I will be dancing with the stars, grasshoppa.

ohhh... the guy from kill bill...

Lisa Rinna may have always had big lips, but they've been helped along in recent years. Catch a episode of her on Blowout on Bravo, they've gotten much bigger.

I thought Tia Carrerre's partner's comment "at least it wasn't digusting" was pretty funny.

kenny mayne just looked like he had another joint between his knee and hip--like his leg comes in three segments.

but hey, cant fault him for that, some tall people just have legs like that, but i really thought he tried at least.

master p is a fucking lame ass no talent tool. AT LEAST TRY! he has my favorite partner from season one (ashley delgrosso) and i'm bummed we wont be seeing much of her i suspect.

ashley danced her ass off last night, poor thing, you could tell she knew she probably wouldn't be coming back, i think she is just too sweet to tell master p to get his butt in gear, imean goign from joey mac to master p. hopefully america will take pity on them and bring them back for one more week

It was totally Harry Hamlin booing the judges in the background after Lisa danced.

Thank you for putting a name to the "Kung Fu guy" that I kept seeing in the background.

Kenny Mayne was painful but good fun. I hope he gets to stick around.During his interview I thought he might be this year's J. Peterman until I saw him move. Yikes! My favorite was when he waved off the steps in the middle of the routine.

Master P needs to go. He barely even tried.

I missed the David Carradine sighting but did see it when Master P and Jerry Rice were standing chest to chest, sizing each other up, and George Hamilton was behind them doing all of the crazy gang hand signals, showing how 'down' he was. Oh George, you had me at "I broke my ribs falling off my yacht" but this definitely pushed me over the edge to full blown reality tv love. Hopefully he will last a couple more weeks before he has a heart attack, but from the way he was huffing and puffing last night in between gasps of "Call 911!", I doubt it.

Ashley was a total cutie last season. I kept wanting her and Joey to reveal that they were now dating in real life. Oh well... can't always have the kind of reality tv luv that Brigitte and Flava had.

J-Unit:

I am not sure if you were serious or not, but watching Tatum talk at the end of her dance made me think she on something. I missed her dance tho ...

Dang, I missed this!

Hm, according to awfulplasticsurgery (hugely entertaining and actually pretty interesting if you haven't yet come across it), that is indeed collagen, just she's had it forever. Lisa Rinna must've been an early adopter, I reckon.

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005610.html

Everyime I see George Hamilton, I chant, "Two bits, Four bits, six bits a peso, all for Zoro, stand up and say so!!!"

I feel bad hating on people's appearance (Who'm I kidding? Anyone fall for that?) But Lisa Rinna gives me the ultimate creeps. When someone's mouth looks like a cows butthole it causes me to cringe and look away. Lisa Rinna and I could not have dinner together. Incidentally Harry Hamelin makes me do this too, the cringe and turn.

Problem with Lisa Rinna/Harry Hamlin is that they rather look alike (lately they even have the same freakin' hairstyle), which always manages to thoroughly creep me out. They do seem quite happy though, if there's a lesson to be learned.

http://www.filmstew.com/Users/PhotoFinish/307/HarryHamlinLisaRinna.jpg

(Noah Wyle and his wife absolutely take the cake in this department, though *shudder*)

Chronic,
I checked out that web site and couldn't see the photos. It sounds interesting though. Anyone know why I wouldn't be able to see the photos?

Oop, not sure why the link doesn't work. But you can always just skip the middleman and do a google image search for Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin; you'll find plenty of damning evidence lickety split.

Oh, Tommy Hilfiger and his ex-wife are another troubling example. Could only find this photo (google). Sick. http://www.americanphoto.co.jp/pages/celebrity/H/Hilfiger_Tommy/Previews/Plans-59539.jpg

Chronic,
I didn't realize you posted the other link. I was referring to awful plastic surgery. Thanks for responding, though.

Chronic,
It works. It must have been my home computer. I am doing this at work now which is exactly what I don't need to be doing!