Country singer Sara Evans' sensational divorce, which blew up all over Dancing with The Stars and promised to get even wilder, now seems ready to fade away with a whimper.

Sara dropped out of the Dancing competition (and gave Jerry Springer a reprieve) and filed for a divorce two weeks ago, charging sensationally that Craig was an abusive, alcoholic, porn-loving adulterer. He responded that Sara watched and made porn with him and filed for divorce a day after he discovered her "intimate relationship" with another man.

But when they showed up in court in Tennessee today, neither said a word, as they acted all friendly and made a deal, agreeing to divide the $274,000 Craig had removed from a joint account after Sara filed for divorce (her attorney didn't object, but suggested that Craig the failed Congressional candidate "ought to get a job"). The couple also agreed that Craig would look for his own house, try to work out a schedule for him to visit with their three children, attend counseling and, sadly, not to talk to the news media.

There goes the reality show.

--Tabloid Baby