This recap isn’t The Avengers but check it out anyway. Get ready for a week of tense rehearsals, not-so-tense performances, and [...]

Bonjour mis Gasmii! Bienvenu à la nuit de la musique classique! I wish I could claim this recap’s title as my [...]

Resuuuuults

It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad Men world this week on Dancing with the Staahs…the hairstyles alone would make a Weiner [...]

With all the bad things happening in the world, isn’t it a relief to have feathers, glitter and glory of [...]

Buenas Noches, Gasmii! Bienvenidos a Latin Night! I hope you enjoy looking at dudes toned asses in white pants, because [...]

80s evil-clown-hard-rock and ballroom dancing.

Howdy to all my sparkling diamonds out there! This was the week I was relieved to not be recapping the [...]

Grab your Kleenex™ because tonight’s episode is sure to bring a tear to your eyes. Either from sadness or laughter. [...]

We start tonight’s episode with a performance by the professionals. (Well, actually we started the episode with about an hour [...]

Greetings Gasmii! I’m CannedGinger, a 30-something Bohemian ‘Thick Chick’ from the Midwest. While I’m completely out of shape and incapable [...]

****Please welcome your newest recapper to the family, T-CAKE!! With that image from the opening titles, welcome to season 14 of [...]

FINALS!

Semi finals!

Tricks and Treats

Week six is upon us.  Broadway week is sure to bring all the drama we can handle and more Kardashians [...]

80′s Week!

Week four!

Personal stories designed to make the celebrities more “real,” and one backfires.

Nancy Grace gives us too much

A new season begins

A pre-mock of the cast

Another ending. Wah.

Pretend you don’t know how it ends.

It’s the night everyone has been waiting for on Dancing with the Stars.  If you’re a fan it’s time to [...]

Who will win?

Down to the crap-covered wire!

Dancing with the Stars shows no mercy this week. In the first minute of the show they take a jab [...]

No spoilers here, folks!

Dancing with the Stars has taken a serious turn: Each couple has to do THREE DANCES. Woof! Kirstie is not [...]

Results!

Who will make the semi-finals?

It’s really coming down to the wire folks. This week we find out who’s going to the semi-finals! And since dancing [...]

Down to the wire!

Who needs skill when you have fans?

It’s weird to me that even though we are down to only 6 “stars”, we still show all the stars [...]

A DWTS mini

DWTS mini

“Last night was a night of guilty pleasures!” You can say that again Tom! Boy, there’s nothing more that I love [...]

There’s more magic in that single dance than in Tom Marvolo Riddle’s entire magical nutsack!