The season is coming to a close fast!

Double the pressure, plus double the bad puns, double the awkward pauses, double the bad costumes, and double the fake boobs.

Final Five!

Poor, demure, sweet Pammy takes the hit (that’s nothing new, I suppose) and ends her shot at a career with clothes on.

Last week Dancing With the Stars was number one again, and we said good-bye to the Bachelor. And it [...]

Weepy Vagina has finally been eliminated-presumably to seek treatment for being such a raging douchaholic.

Let’s have a little gratuitous cuteness to open tonight’s recap. Altogether now…..Awwwww. Last week DWTS was once again America’s top show. [...]

This week on Dancing With The Stars…oh my gosh, could it be? Could Shitler really be dethroned and sent [...]

Hi y’all. We’re down to a 90 minute show this week! We open with a touching reminder of [...]

This week on Dancing With The Stars: Results Show…We discover people are voting in record numbers, presumably to keep the [...]

OK, now you know why I wanted Kate to stick around. I’ve been waiting to use that title. [...]

This week on Dancing With The Stars: Results Show….Shitler is able to check off two more items on her “List [...]

Tom opens by telling us that last week Dancing With the Stars was the most watched show in America! [...]

This week on “Dancing With The Stars: Week 2 Results Show”: Buzz survives the cut, only to be abducted [...]

Hi y’all. It has been a crazy week around here. My Mom is visiting and we are watching [...]

OK, so I get asked to be a recapper and I am thrilled and I ask if there are any [...]

With the scripted drama exciting reality show known as The Bachelor over for now, ABC has got a whole lot [...]

Can you believe this season’s ending?!?! It seems like it’s only been running for ten years. Craziness! We open with [...]

Tonight on Dancing With the Stars Results, Elton loses some weight, Donny freaks out on Marie, and Leona Lewis’ nostrils [...]

This week on Dancing With The Stars: we are forced to find a way to go on after the sudden [...]

Tonight on Dancing With the Stars Results, Len makes this face. I cannot stress enough: botox doesn’t make you look [...]

This week on Dancing With The Stars: the final five “stars” get down to business with two dances each. Apparently, their [...]

Tonight on Dancing With the Stars Results, MethFace gets puddin’ on his face, Courtney Cox is a Visitor, and Bruno [...]

This week on Dancing With The Stars: In order to fill the two hours we’re allotted with only 7 [...]

Tonight on Dancing With the Stars Results: illegal alien band, hate crimes against handicap people, and a midget suicide! Come [...]

This week on Dancing With The Stars: With the threat of a double elimination looming, our dancers settle their [...]

This week on Dancing With the Stars Results: Nora Jones pulls a Flash Forward and America revolts against skinny blondes. [...]

This week on Dancing With The Stars: The Flu Attacks. Mark Balls and Ken Doll are infected, Ken Doll overwhelmed [...]

Tonight on Dancing With the Stars Results, people dance! And then get kicked off! Hey! I want one! Last night, Derek took [...]

Tonight on Dancing With the Stars Results, people dance! And then get kicked off! Hey! I want one! Last night, Derek [...]

This week on Dancing With The Stars: Our couples will be assigned one of four never before seen dance [...]

Tonight on Dancing With the Stars Results, Joss Stone is an equal opportunity employer! And…the Flying Midget makes a deal [...]

Tonight on Dancing With the Stars Results, the tanning machine in George Hamilton’s guest room is plugged back in and [...]

Hello sweeties! It’s night two of Dancing With The Stars. Tonight it’s the women’s turn to strut their stuff or [...]

OK folks. So here’s what’s gonna happen. It’s premier night of Dancing With The Stars. I know nothing of dance [...]

OK folks. So here’s what’s gonna happen. It’s premier night of Dancing With The Stars. I know nothing of dance [...]

I have read snippets about Donny Osmond appearing on Dancing With the Stars all week long. Do I care? [...]

Tear, guys! It’s the last week of Dancing with the Stars. After this my life returns to an abyss of [...]

The sailor outfit totally makes this pic work. We had a technical problem here at TVgasm this weekend that ate Krank’s [...]

Tear, guys! It’s the last week of Dancing with the Stars. After this my life returns to an abyss of [...]