Welcome to TVgasm's weekly chronicling of the descent of Desperate Housewives into mediocrity. This episode marks a new chapter in the shows steady decline in quality. Gone are the only interesting things about the show, its dark edge and ominous undercurrents are now replaced with out and out buffoonery.

I know I'm kind of harsh on this show. You need to understand however, that it is on against Family Guy and the Soprano's, the two greatest shows on TV. So when I am forced to watch Eva Longoria's bad teeth instead of Tony Soprano, it gets my dander up. And no one is happy when EdHill's dander is up. Still this show did have its high points, not least of which is an episode of borderline child molestation. Wait did I say high points? I mean creepy points. Very, very creepy points.