Since we've recently identified Seth Green as Eric's arch nemesis, it seems that DJ AM is Turtle's enemy. I like it. DJ AM is also a sneaker connoisseur, and also only slightly relevant because of his association with a perplexingly popular celebrity (on-again, off-again fiancee Nicole Richie in the case of DJ AM). It seems that the guy at the store gave Turtle's shoes to DJ AM in exchange for getting his sister' s birthday party to be held at AM's club. Turtle totally hates his life! He loses his rapper, now his shoes. Turtle, bro, you've got a pretty sweet deal. And if you're going to start griping about your life, the rapper and shoes are the least of you problems, methinks. Vince is concerned that Turtle is mad at him, but he's not. He's just sad. Luckily, there was a wambulance close by to come pick Turtle up.

Drama completes his monologue for Burns and the crew. I love watching Kevin Dillon act as Johnny Drama trying to act. Hysterical. All Burns needs now is a few reaction shots from Drama. It's like an episode of Family Feud - SHOW ME ANGRY! SHOW ME SAD! SHOW ME EMBARRASSED! This last one gives Drama a little trouble. He needs some motivation. Ed Burns goes over to him and tells him that they all heard him petting his Trouser Snake, and BAM, Ed gets the embarrassed reaction shot he was looking for.

The boys reconvene back at the house where Drama is regaling them with tales of his masturbatory victory. Turtle is glad that rubbing one out led to winning over Ed Burns, but he's still sulking. The boys suggest a little hot boxing to cheer Turtle up, but he doesn't think that's a good idea, because it will make him cry. We don't see Turtle high nearly often enough, now that I think about it.

It seems, they aren't going to Agrestic, but rather to meet up with a stylish Asian gang. Vince sends Turtle out with a brick of cash in an envelope. He is led inside by one of the Lost Boys and hands the money over to none other than RUFIO! Oh you remember Rufio don't you!?!?!

But he isn't Rufio at all, he's actually allusive designer Fukyomama!!! It seems that Vince's brick of money paid, not for drugs, but for Turtle's very own one-of-a-kind pair of Fukyomoma kicks of glory. Hurray! How did he design a sneaker and get it manufactured in a third world country and shipped back to the United States to give to Turtle within a few hours, I have no idea, but that's not the point. I don't know what the point is, so I'm just going to repeat this: RUFIO! RUFIO! RUUUUFFFFFIIIOOOOO!

In the car waiting for Turtle, Drama is trying to figure out how much Vince spent on the sneakers, guessing in the $5,000 range. Eric then receives a call from Lloyd putting him on a three-way call (but in his mind a very different kind of three-way) with Ari and Bob. Apparently, nobody fucks Bob. Well of course not bro. You're wicked old. After Bob realizes he was submarined (thanks for the terminology Rescue Me), by Ari and Eric at Disney, he headed on over to Warner Bros. to meet with his good friend Alan Grey, who sure does hate Vince and Ari. Grey Vadar snatched up the script, so now Vince is once again out of work. Turtle gets back to the car, all smiles, and notices everyone is bummed and don't really care about his new Fookies. Vince says"I just spent $20,000 on sneakers and I don't have a job."

What'd you think? Is Vince going to bounce back?

Posted by Umnata on August 23, 2006 1:05 PM