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by P-side

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Look, bitches! Me with Penelope Cruz! We ran into each other at the Coffee Bean!!! I asked her why she didn't come to my birthday party -- which featured Kelly Osbourne, Sophia Bush, Tori Spelling, and many, MANY other celebrities that I know. Penelope said she didn't know who I was, and I was like "Girlfriend, you're a funny bitch!" I can't wait to tell my good friends Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan about this.

Do you know what it feels like for a girl? In this world? :)


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PLEASE STOP!! YOU ARE KILLING ME!!! YOU ARE TOTALLY CAPTURING HIS ESSENCE!!! I AM DYING OVER HERE! HA HA HA HA!

B-Side, excuse me... P-SIDE...you are too funny! I am half embarrassed that I get all the references though. All it took was your April Fool's posting to make me realize what a loser I am. : )

Who are you making fun of ?

yea the whole "bitch" thing is kinda annoying...

OMIGOD

LOL

*The Svan;

He's making fun of Perez Hilton :)

Should I expect pics of Tori Spelling or someone equally gross to be posted later today here? Cuz I will stay clear from tvgasm for the rest of the day if it's the case :)

I'm not going to lie, I was a little thrown off when I checked in this morning ... once I caught on (and it certainly took a second or 2) I couldn't stop laughing. This is absolutely hysterical. Thank you, "P-Side".


PS: I am also a little embarrassed that I caught on at all. We're all allowed a guilty pleasure or two though, right?

stacyrocks,
Thank you for your reply. The Svan googled that idiot and cannot believe people actually read that blog of his. What a fucking idiot.

I think it's funny. I read that blog of his, so it makes it even better b/c I get the references too!