*Note from the Editor: And now, ladies and gents, please welcome our newest Charm School aficionado, Murphy's Law!

I'm going to start my recaps of Charm School by guessing which of these wastes of boob implants will be cut from the show. My choice this week is Brooke. My reason? While being about as charming as a crack-addicted stripper with tourettes, her ratio of irritating remarks to entertaining dumb shit faces is terribly uneven. I have even gone so far as to bet my roommate on this, the prize being either oral sex or dishwashing. Bye bye Broke. And no, I did not misspell it.

Disclaimer: I am fully aware that picking on any show on VH1 is the same thing as kicking the shit out of the kid in class who has to wear a helmet and bib to school... Maybe that's why it's so much fun!

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Monique tries to teach the girls the joy of giving to others and challenges them to donate their skanky digs to Out of The Closet, a thrift store that benefits AIDS research. Unfortunately for some of the girls the store doesn't have a stripper section where they can resell beaded thongs or other used undergarments. These girls have a lot to learn. Thank God for Charm School!

"I'm the ugliest bitch! No, I am!"

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It's hard to keep a secret in television. Months after it was rumoured, VH-1 has confirmed that Bret Michaels, the lead singer of Poison, would-be country music star ("Damn you, Bon Jovi!") co-star of Pamela Anderson's second-most notorious sex tape-- and a man who always keeps a hat, scarf or fat hairband on his head-- will pretend to be looking for a girlfriend on a white-- er make that "rock 'n' roll" -- version of Flavor of Love.

Ten episodes of Rock of Love With Bret Michaels are set to run in July. Women will live with Michaels in his "Los Angeles rock palace" and be tested on their "devotion to him as well as their understanding of everything rock 'n' roll." The premise is that Michaels needs a woman who can keep up with his rock 'n' roll lifestyle and not be jealous of his real mistress--the stage. The gals will live with Michaels in his "Los Angeles rock palace" and be put through various challenges in a test of their devotion to him as well as their understanding of everything rock 'n' roll.

Michaels is an old pal of ours. He's is a rocker, all right. But he's also a diabetic and solid, down-to-earth guy who doesn't promise the off-the-wall wingnuttery of Flavor Flav.

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Last night was the much anticipated reunion for Flavor of Love 2, a season that brought us a wide variety of bitches, skanks, and incontinent ho's. Back to moderate this highbrow affair was none other than MTV's Lala, whose appropriately enough managed to make her breasts look like two giant water balloons on the verge of popping. We knew it would be hard to live up to last season's wild reunion -- nay, it would be darn near impossible -- but when it comes to a bunch of loud skanks jockeying for airtime on basic cable, anything can happen...

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