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081806m.jpegAs you know, we here at TVgasm are unapologetic Food Network fans; we all have our Yummo faves. For those of you new to TVgasm, check out the archives; chock full of Foodie goodness. Very often, I find myself zoning out in front of DirecTV Channel 231 on weekend mornings just watching the calvalcade of stars cooking up delicious dishes. Once in a while, I get distracted by baby-dub or Will Shortz and before I know what hit me, Sandra Lee is insulting me with her lame recipes, garish tablescapes, and annoying verbal syntax. But recently, there was something about her that caught me eye and drew me in.

Whet your appetite, after the jump

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Hmmm, now what could it possibly be about Sandra that draws in viewers?

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Sucked in, I kept watching. Then Rachel Ray - or as I like to call her, "Ray," came on next.

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Posted by on August 19, 2006 1:11 PM

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Nice JOB!

Posted by: Madeyoulaugh [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 19, 2006 3:10 PM(#1 of 24)

Oh my God, so funny. I like the 'balls'. Thanks sg-dub! :)

Posted by: stacyrocks [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 19, 2006 3:29 PM(#2 of 24)

Nice GOING.

hb

Posted by: HoneyBunny [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 19, 2006 3:34 PM(#3 of 24)

This was brilliant.

Posted by: B-Side [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 19, 2006 4:21 PM(#4 of 24)

Fucking brilliant.

Posted by: The Svan [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 19, 2006 4:55 PM(#5 of 24)

I agree with the Svan.

Posted by: EdHill [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 19, 2006 5:41 PM(#6 of 24)

I agree with MYL :)

Posted by: zoobabe [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 19, 2006 6:52 PM(#7 of 24)

Yummmmmmo!

Posted by: sweetleaf [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 19, 2006 8:53 PM(#8 of 24)

I agree with zoobabes.

Posted by: tvtvtv [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 19, 2006 9:09 PM(#9 of 24)

I agree with B-Side.

Posted by: mountain_girl [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 19, 2006 9:24 PM(#10 of 24)

You have cracked their subliminal advertising. Sandra Lee looks like some porno version of Little REd Riding Hood.

Posted by: BigTeebo [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 19, 2006 10:41 PM(#11 of 24)

Randomness
Need some HD caps stat.
Your roots are showing hon.
Less eyeshadow.
Ann Coulter would look like this if he really was a female.
To paraphrase SG1 200th. "Yo dawg I'd tap that."

Ray ray ray why must the big O push you with your own talkshow.
First cap looks like he's trying to do Brando by stuffing cottonballs, we hope, in his mouth.

Double checking the schedule yep she's the anti-cialis/viagra high you get watching Sandra at 5:30pm since you get a hour block at 6pm

Posted by: wandernview [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 19, 2006 11:45 PM(#12 of 24)

Provocative pics of Slee and Rachael Raytard in the same post, how cool is that? You've struck culinary gold!

Posted by: conrad5 [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 20, 2006 3:55 AM(#13 of 24)

I like the Sandra/Rachael mashup.

Check out my similar take on this episode of Sandra at my site! Thanks.

Posted by: jrs [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 20, 2006 6:47 AM(#14 of 24)

Check out my similar take on this episode of Sandra at my site! Where?

As bad as Semihomade is, I still do not recall what SLop did in that ep, no thanks to that Anna Nicole Smith outfit.

Posted by: Ubiquitous [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 20, 2006 8:13 AM(#15 of 24)

oh, my. from the looks of it, sandra's recipes aren't the only things on her show that are 'semi-homemade'.

Posted by: jack [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 20, 2006 12:26 PM(#16 of 24)

So funny...and so true!

Also, it's about DAMN TIME Sanra Lee showed off her assets on tv. She usually dresses very conservatively, though you know she has a body to die for.

And then there is 'Ray' who has the body of a 10 year old boy...

Posted by: PoopsMcgee [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 20, 2006 6:45 PM(#17 of 24)

Ubiquitous, stop being an idiot and click on his/her name. Was it really that hard?

Posted by: The Svan [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 20, 2006 8:19 PM(#18 of 24)

Bite me, Svan. There's no indication whatsoever that his name contains a link to another site.

Posted by: Ubiquitous [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 21, 2006 5:47 AM(#19 of 24)

sorry for the confusion. didn't want to make it such a blatant advertisement for my site:-)

www.foodnetworkaddict.com

Posted by: jrs [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 21, 2006 9:44 AM(#20 of 24)

Very funny. I used to work for a certain homebuilder here in Los Angeles in the late 90's. I was the marketing assistant and when I came on board, Sandra was just coming on to be the face of commercials.

She was SO egotistical and mean. You want stories like "The Devil Wears Prada," I certainly have them!

She used to say in meetings, "I WILL be the next Martha Stewart. She's gotta kick the bucket sometime." We were always appalled at the things that came out of her mouth.

Watch for my new book, "The Devil Wears Inappropriate Low Cut Red Tops on National Television."

PS - Rumors were ALWAYS circulating that she was sleeping with our married CEO.

Posted by: tbriant [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 21, 2006 4:04 PM(#21 of 24)

Oooh, do tell!

Posted by: Ubiquitous [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 21, 2006 7:00 PM(#22 of 24)

That was fun.

Now do Giada!

Posted by: plethLaura [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 22, 2006 7:15 AM(#23 of 24)

Now do Giada!

Errr... I'd love to.

Posted by: sg-dub [TypeKey Profile Page] | August 22, 2006 2:44 PM(#24 of 24)

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