And now. The conclusion. Of Hell's Kitchen. So, Gasmii, we've come to the end of the road. Or to the final circle of hell.

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This week Hell's Kitchen starts off by doing my job for me and putting a massive recap together of the entire season. We get to revisit all the highlights (and lowlights), including Craig's big, dumb, tall hat; Mr. Mom Dominick throwing out piles of scallops; Fatso plopping his big ass into the hot tub with Corey; Vanessa's combusted hand; Barbie's make-uppy face; Jen's enormous annoying mouth; and Ben driving around that tiny ridiculous pizza delivery van and wrecking it in someone's lawn! Oh, and of course who can forget this little gem:

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We are finally down to only two episodes left in season four of Hell's Kitchen. But doesn't it feel like this has lasted a lifetime longer than that? Remember ol' Fatso? It feels like he left a decade ago, doesn't it? Sometimes I really miss that fat crapper. (Not really.) Now we are down to the final three. And, historically, the best things always come in threes. Solid, liquid and gas. Bacon, lettuce and tomato. Simon, Paula and Randy. And, of course, triple homicide.

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This week on Hell's Kitchen, not only did someone start the weekly kitchen fire, but this time Chef Yumsay was burned by it. Time for yet another week of watching donkeys try to cook...

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This week's Hell's Kitchen was a total shocker for me. Not only did full grown women not know how to cook pasta, but then the wrong person was prematurely sent home. Gordon Ramsay is obviously toying with my emotions!

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This is one of the funniest episodes I have ever watched of Hell's Kitchen as Cringing Matt's very last marble finally plunked on the floor. And I realized that I would be TERRIFIED to be stuck in the dorms with him. Why? Because he dramatically sharpens knives while staring people down, that's why! In other predictable Hell's news, we also had a couple fires and many plates of uncooked beef. So no surprises there.

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This week on Hell's Kitchen, the culinary warriors are challenged to create their own menus. Surely they can't fail when they are making their own creations, right? WRONG! SHUT IT DOWN!!!

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Did anyone else see the story this week about how Gordon Ramsay was diagnosed with an ulcer for having eaten so much bad food in Hell's Kitchen? I guess he's pretty upset with Fox for choosing such idiotic and incompetent contestants. And if you didn't think they were bad before, then I'm sure you do now after a serving of Fried Finger Special.

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Well, Gasmii, it's that time again. Time to watch a yummy blonde man scream at incompetent adults for the seventh week in a row. This week on Hell's Kitchen, the least hot woman EVER joins the women's team. And the results are actually pretty surprising.

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This was a crazy week on Hell's Kitchen, and I'm sure that it shall live on in reality tv infamy for many years to come. Not only did Cringing Matt have a total breakdown, but we got to deal with a group of finicky teenagers, an overly Botoxed mom and a twinkling party planner from a different planet. So much ground to cover, and so little time. Let's get started, shall we?

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