Halibut's Kitchen - 
by B-side
Nevertheless, while Jess deliberated, Andrew expressed frustration that he was constantly taking the falls for Ralph's shitty ideas. You know, he's kind of right. For all of Ralph's talk, he hasn't really proven himself to be a very good chef. He can't identify spinach or sweetbreads, he gets erections on the job, and he somehow believes that white peaches and steak are a match made in heaven. But as much as we could sort of see Andrew's side, he seemed fairly doomed. After all, Jess and Ralph had an alliance. In fact, Jess cornered Ralph and explained her whole nomination mentality, saying, "Okay, so I'm going to be straight with you because I always am." She then added, "Well, not straight, but, well, you get it."
Sure enough, Jessica stayed loyal to her buddy and nominated Andrew, but ah ha! Gordon decided to nominate Ralph too! Would this be the end for the horny chef? Or would his pudgy hothead teammate be leaving instead? Well, despite a decent attempt to defend himself, Andrew was told to get out of Hell's Kitchen. And so another colorful character bit the dust, with chin quivering and all. A solitary teardrop streamed down my cheek. But that's only because I knew I had another full hour to watch before pouncing on this supersized recap.
Unfortunately, since I've been traveling all week, this recap has been inexcusably delayed. So for the eager Hell's Kitchen viewers, I'm gonna post this recap now, and start on hour two tomorrow. I know, I know, you've already waited four days. But, well... halibut hell!
[as we all laugh, the screen now pauses and the closing credits begin.]
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You can write AND draw?!?! You are truly the stuff that dreams are made of, B-side.
Posted by: leah3t | July 14, 2005 5:24 PM(#1 of 17)
Good recap, b-side. The drawing was LOL. Nice job.
Posted by: tv freak | July 14, 2005 5:56 PM(#2 of 17)
I stopped watching the show when they axed Dewberry!!! I mean, Dewberry made the show watch-able. And I agree with you about 'Shut It Down'...it was annoying but thought it was the 'you're fired'... oh well.
Posted by: tvwhore | July 14, 2005 6:02 PM(#3 of 17)
What hath Janu wrought? Another wannabe-quitter, Elsie this time, getting a positive edit. These shows used to BURY people for even vaguely referring to quitting. And the "pressure"? Come on...you're not eating rats or peeing on open wounds...hell, you don't even have pelicans trying to rip your flesh off.
I'm telling you, Elsie is getting a winner's edit that makes Ethan in Survivor: Africa look like Omarosa.
Posted by: Mike | July 14, 2005 7:42 PM(#4 of 17)
I wish they had showed all of the challenge, it was funny watching Gordon crack up at the wrong answers.
Posted by: runswithscissors | July 14, 2005 9:28 PM(#5 of 17)
Thanks, B-Side! I can't wait for the continuation...
Posted by: Lyndsay | July 15, 2005 5:37 AM(#6 of 17)
I haven't read past the B-Side TiVo pic #2 yet, but I LOOOOOOOVE that you drew in G-Ram's weird facial scarring/wrinkling/whatever-the-fuck. HA!
Posted by: jess | July 15, 2005 7:40 AM(#7 of 17)
The horny chef--HA! If the Food Network were ever so desperate as to hire Ralph, that would be the perfect name for his show.
I am glad that Andrew is gone. I was quite sick of the petulant little smirk he had on his face at all times.
Posted by: Ashes | July 15, 2005 9:10 AM(#8 of 17)
Mike: That Osten reference was hilarious.
Posted by: tv freak | July 15, 2005 9:25 AM(#9 of 17)
Once they had them all blidfolded they should have had Mickey Rourke walk out and feed them the food. God that wouldve been soooo hot.
I enjoy Ramseys constant rapid fire rhetorical questions accentuated with teh karate chop move.
SHUT
IT
DOWN!!!
Posted by: Eddiebosox | July 15, 2005 11:01 AM(#10 of 17)
Wow...I can't wait until "B-Side Recap: Interpretive Dance Edition."
Posted by: HicksPub | July 15, 2005 11:33 AM(#11 of 17)
I cannot stop laughing at the picture of the barfing patron and the dog saying, "BA!"
*sigh*
Posted by: Helenann | July 15, 2005 5:30 PM(#12 of 17)
Technically, the dog is actually saying "Bark!", but the camera phone didn't pick it up so well. "Ba!" works well too.
Posted by: B-Side | July 15, 2005 9:27 PM(#13 of 17)
That just made me wet my pants B-Side....not nice to do to the overdue pregnant lady! :O)
It's the "Hallibut Hell and Ba Show!"
Posted by: Helenann | July 15, 2005 10:05 PM(#14 of 17)
I am starting to think B-sides airplane recaps are even funnier then his on land recaps.
Posted by: TinkerbellAPixie | July 16, 2005 4:24 PM(#15 of 17)
The next contest winner should get B-Side's personally autographed artworks...
Posted by: BigMax | July 17, 2005 9:37 AM(#16 of 17)
B-Side, please print your review of the second hour. I can't hold my breath in anticipation much longer!
Posted by: Hannah | July 18, 2005 12:11 PM(#17 of 17)