I can't lie; I haven't been watching House, mostly because of those whiney interns of his. I heard delicious rumors he had relieved himself of most of them and was pleased to have stepped in on this recap. As if House didn't have a hideous bedside manner in person, he's now practicing medicine via videoconferencing. And he's hot for Mira Sorvino. But then again, who isn't?

Rebel Leaders, watch out for Snow Walkers!

This episode of House opens on the ice planet of Hoth. Luke Skywalker is fixing windmills...wait a minute! That's earth. Booooring. Anyway, this guy sucks at fixing windmills, because one of them shears off and flies straight towards him, although if you paid careful attention it was twisting away from him so when it hit the ground, I think it would have flown in the opposite direction. But I digress with mere details.

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So it's time for the unofficial season finale of House. I of course don't know this for sure, and I actually read recently that if the strike is resolved soon that many shows would be able to save the tail ends of their seasons. But the point is, House is reaching, and the sooner this season ends, I think the better it is for all of us. Except the writers who won't get paid. But they're kind of slacking anyways.

I rest my case.

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When we last saw House, he'd just selected a new team and manipulated Cuddy to get his way. Now he's back, and it must have seemed like a great idea to jam 3 episodes into 8 days for some reason. Why? Because God hates me. So join me as I feel the wrath, and we learn how this new team will work.

Stop your sniveling, stinker.

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Sorry about the late recap this week. I had started to sit down and work on it on Wednesday night, but about ten minutes into the episode, I started hearing weird, animal-like sounds coming from my roommate's room. Rather than sit and listen to sex, I decided to keep my dinner down for the rest of the night. I was busy for the rest of the week, including getting my brand new huge TV. I've never been a big fan of cut throat, but she looks worse in HD. But, better late than never, here is this week's episode of House in all its glory.

That noise is making me sick to my stomach.

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This week is the final week before we finally find out who will comprise House's new team. I cannot say that I am sad to see it's coming to an end. When this whole thing started, who did you think would make it? Did you see them bringing in an outside doctor just to fire them? Because I did not. I did a little research into spoilers to find out who will be left standing, and I'm not entirely happy about it. But anyways, I found this week's episode to be pretty entertaining. See if you can discern from my subtle title who goes home this week.

Oh, the injustice!

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House was a great episode this week, if you consider great to mean disappointing. This job interview thing is just getting more and more drawn out. And it's not even like most of the characters are likable. But you can't even figure that out since rather than taking one character (or two or three) and developing them, they're trying to minimally develop like 6 characters. If this thing doesn't wrap up soon, I'll write a letter to the writers. Do they deliver mail to picket lines? So join me to find out what happened this week. My recap should only make you marginally more disappointed than the actual episode.

Even he has to shake himself awake.

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It would appear that I was wrong about this week's episode only involving House, and possibly taking a break from the whole "Job Interview" plotline that has been prevalent all season long so far. While the plotlines continue to be somewhat strange and much different from the past, I thought this week's episode was at least entertaining, which at points was lacking last season. Plus, this week had a surprise at the end that I definitely wasn't expecting, so read on to find out what happened.

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This was a pretty good week for House in terms of dealing with the 6 candidates for his team. However, they didn't really deal with the 6 candidates for his team much, and it wasn't nearly as much as in the past. This drawn out process is really starting to lose focus, and I really don't have much hope for this ending anytime soon. Also, as you'll see, there was a great opportunity to move it along this week. So did they do it?

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I've been having trouble coming up with a costume idea for Halloween this year. I'm a big fan of making very little effort, spending very little money and having clever costumes that don't require too much explaining. I've run through a number of TV characters that I could be, and they were all just too obscure. One of the characters I thought of was House. Pretty simple, right? Blazer, scruffy beard, some sort of vintage t-shirt underneath, sneakers, jeans and a cane with flames at the bottom. But I thought even that would be too obscure. I would just look like a guy who didn't dress up and had a weird cane. So what was the final decision? Headless horseman with head. (Not really)

Anyways, this was the Halloween episode, I guess(?), of House, and there were a few surprises in it. Also, I would consider it much better than 30 Days of Night. God what an awful movie that was. So read on to find out what happened this week.

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This week on House we get to the good stuff of weeding out more doctors. After last week's episode and all of the vague names I had to give everyone, I for one cannot wait to get rid of most of these people. However, it still leaves me wondering what is going to happen with the former House team, though. I mean, they're still in the episodes and they're still listed in the credits. Will they quit their new jobs and come back to work for House? The whole job interview thing seems like it could just be a waste of time.

Also, is this a Cousin Oliver situation? Why would the House creators feel the need to give House a new team but still keep his old team on the cast unless the ratings were down and they felt a shakeup would get people's interest back in the show? I'm a little skeptical about the whole thing, but how about instead of listening to me ramble on like an idiot, we just get to the show?

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