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by m_ruv

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  • The Katie Holmes PR offensive/abomination continues. Appearing on Access Hollywood, she gushed, "It's a dream come true . . . I feel great, [being pregnant] is so beautiful." Uh, only if you lose the herpes, sweetcheeks. [AP]

  • On the other side of that vile, vile coin, Tom Cruise has seen a not-so-astonishing-or-unexpected drop in his popularity. According to market research firm Genius Insight, his standing has plummeted from 11th most popular celebrity to 197th. [Defamer]

  • In much less horrifying celebrity-mommy news, Tina Fey is returning this weekend to SNL and her role as co-anchor of "Weekend Update." As E! reports it, "Hefty funnyman Horatio Sanz has been filling her 'Update' slot." Well, that's not exactly the imagery I was looking for, but it's nice to have her back. [E! online]

  • A bunch of morons across America decided to play the unlucky numbers from Lost in this week's $340m Powerball lottery, and "GASP," they, uh, lost. [E! online]


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Posted by m_ruv on October 21, 2005 11:25 AM

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I want to know who the father of Katie's baby is. After all, isn't Tom and Nicole's kids adopted?

Posted by: mac | October 24, 2005 12:18 PM(#1 of 4)

Here's what I think of Tom Cruise

Aweful. Are those pics of Katie Holmes and herpes real????

Posted by: CyberMule | October 25, 2005 7:49 AM(#2 of 4)

Honestly, I thought Tom Cruise couldn't have his own kids?

I swear, this is some sort of Scientology freak, Rosemary's Baby thing going on here.

Posted by: CyberMule | October 25, 2005 7:52 AM(#3 of 4)