Newsgasm: Pot/Kettle/Black Edition - 
by m_ruv
- Sharon Osbourne is on a highly entertaining anti-Madonna tear. Last month it was, "She is so full of shit. She's into Kaballah one minute, she's a Catholic the next. She'll be a Hindu soon, no doubt." Now Mrs. Osbourne ranted to a British tabloid, "One day you're in f***ing gun gear, then you're in horsing gear, then you dress like a f***ing dyke, then you dress like a hooker, then you're in a flowery dress reading kids' poetry looking like a f***ing librarian—then you're back looking like an old hooker again." Finally, regarding the children's book Madonna wrote, Sharon says that she can "stick it up her [sugar bun]." [MSNBC]
- Even if both versions of The Apprentice are tanking in the ratings, they're still a hit with the 25-to-54-and-filthy-rich demographic. SHOCKER. [Washington Post]
- For its twelfth season, Survivor is returning to Panama, the same location it has been shot twice before. Boring. I was hoping for Survivor: Paris Suburbs. [Reality Blurred]
- And Tom Cruise has ditched his sister as his publicist and has hired veteran PR man Paul Bloch to represent him. It's a good thing that Cruise is joining a firm whose other clients include John Travolta and Sylvester Stallone, because, you know, those PR efforts are really working. [Variety]
Comments
OMG FIRST COMMENT!
:D
Posted by: lah | November 8, 2005 9:46 AM(#1 of 7)
Way to blow it, lah. Anyway...
How about "Survivor Antarctica"?
Posted by: Lizardqueen | November 8, 2005 10:15 AM(#2 of 7)
Speak on that old skanky media ho, Sharon. That's how I like my f***ing opinions. straight to the f***ing point.
wow, i didn't know I was a 25-to-54 year old filthy-rich viewer of The Apprentice. Gasm fans must be rolling in the dough.
Posted by: America's Next Top Fan | November 8, 2005 10:54 AM(#3 of 7)
I see it all now... I'm not filthy rich b/c I don't watch The Donald, ever.
Although TVGasm has informed me that watching Apprentice is a THIRTY BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY.
Sharon Osbourne says all the f***ing things the rest of us only f***ing think. Despite her freakshow family, she seems like a much kinder person than Madonna.
Posted by: lurkertype | November 8, 2005 12:48 PM(#4 of 7)
Somehow I've slipped through a wormwhole into 2001, that magical time when Sharon Osbourne was marginally relevant.
Posted by: Dave J. | November 8, 2005 2:20 PM(#5 of 7)
I laughed so loud the cat ran out of the room at this line:
It's a good thing that Cruise is joining a firm whose other clients include John Travolta and Sylvester Stallone, because, you know, those PR efforts are really working.
Wait, still laughing.
Posted by: geewits | November 8, 2005 3:42 PM(#6 of 7)
Yeah, like Tom's problems were caused by his sister! This last year we have seen the "real Tom" and have found him to be quite a loon. I hope his new PR firm is able to work miracles.
Posted by: tomisaloonie | November 9, 2005 3:15 PM(#7 of 7)