Newsgasm: Oprah-tastic Edition - 
by m_ruv
- David Letterman and Oprah are apparently overcoming their decade-long awkwardness, as Her Medianess has agreed to appear on the Late Show on December 1. First Naomi and Tyra, now this! I love celebrity détente. [AP]
- Angelina Jolie has become a Cambodian citizen. After the holidays, she plans to move to Phnom Penh and start performing at the Bottoms-Up Club under the name Tranh Nih Hoh. [AP]
- Fox is thinking of moving American Idol from Tuesday/Wednesday to Wednesday/Thursday, and it's unclear whether co-host Simon Cowell will return. Cowell, jealous of Ryan Seacrest and Anderson Cooper's recent on-air tête-à -tête, is trying to land a primetime anchor slot on CNN. [Reality Blurred]
- And according to dad Lionel, the reason Nicole Richie looks like Lara Flynn Boyle warmed over is because she has so much "new business." So I guess I need to add "new business" to my list of slang terms for COCAINE. [Defamer]
Comments
What does it even MATTER why she's thin? It's not like the media will ever tell you the truth about it, and I personally don't buy into the stereotype that every girl that gets skinny is crash dieting and doing drugs to compensate. Just let them and their body fat be.
Posted by: Lauren | November 22, 2005 8:58 AM(#1 of 10)
well her body fat wouldnt be an issue if she didnt have EXCESS body fat only a year ago.
and it is proven that the only way to remove fat is surgery, exercise, [crash] dieting, and highly frequent cocain usage.
Posted by: jash | November 22, 2005 9:27 AM(#2 of 10)
Love Angelina Jolie's stage name. Genius!
Posted by: Casey | November 22, 2005 10:05 AM(#3 of 10)
I can't believe you missed this new story...
Katie Holmes thrown out of film over vibrating device
http://www.southflorida.com/news/sfl-zjswnsnejb9nov20,0,7893154.story?coll=sfe-news-wire
Posted by: mellymel | November 22, 2005 10:48 AM(#4 of 10)
And I'm sure you know how much a personal trainer can do for you in a year, as you're obviously such an expert on these things.
Posted by: Lauren | November 22, 2005 2:03 PM(#5 of 10)
well actually yes. i have had a personal trainer for a year and i can see first hand what he has done for me.
amongst the things he has NOT done is given me an overly pronounced clavicle, a bobble head, or sunken eyes. does this mean my experience cannot be deemed a success?
Posted by: jash | November 22, 2005 3:53 PM(#6 of 10)
Speaking of Lara Flynn Boyle, TVgasm wouldn't happen to have last night's Las Vegas episode tivo'd would they?
There was a death scene involving a character getting blown off a roof that supposedly had the worst special effects of all time, and I'm sure it would be great.
Posted by: borski27 | November 22, 2005 4:05 PM(#7 of 10)
I hear Letterman bought Oprah a Hermes bag...LOL!
Posted by: Fuzzbait | November 22, 2005 5:32 PM(#8 of 10)
Aw, no news for today? I need a Newsgasm!
Posted by: k-slice | November 23, 2005 3:56 PM(#9 of 10)
No, it just means you're not a woman.
Posted by: Lauren | November 25, 2005 8:45 AM(#10 of 10)