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by m_ruv

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  • In news of all that is unholy, Courtney Love has won back custody of her daughter Frances Bean Cobain, apparently having convinced a judge that she can be a responsible mother. Love can now commence teaching her daughter invaluable life skills, such as suckling strangers at one's ample teats while in line at a local Wendy's. [NY Post]

  • Speaking of, PETA spokeswoman Pamela Anderson is campaigning to have a bust of Colonel Sanders removed from the Kentucky state Capitol. Haha... 'bust'. [AP]

  • Not to be outdone by Dark Mistress Jolie, Gwyneth Paltrow has announced that she is knocked up as well. The obvious question is WHAT FRUIT WILL THEY NAME THE NEXT BABY?!? I'm pushing 'Papaya', but then again they could just name it 'Carmen Miranda' and cover all their bases at once. [AP]

  • And Lost star Cynthia Watros pleaded guilty and apologized for her DUI incident in Hawaii last month. Her partner in DUI Michelle Rodriguez, on the other hand, flung feces around the courtroom before dismembering and eating the judge in front of bemused onlookers. [AP]


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Posted by m_ruv on January 13, 2006 10:21 AM

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You might comment that the Courtney Love link is NSFW... yeah, I know, it ought be obvious, but...

Posted by: jeff [TypeKey Profile Page] | January 13, 2006 12:52 PM(#1 of 5)

Any Courtney Love link is NSF work, mixed company or proper social etiquette. Also, one should wait at least 30 minutes after eating before clicking on a Courtney Love link, especially one that mentions her teats.

Posted by: BigMax [TypeKey Profile Page] | January 13, 2006 1:00 PM(#2 of 5)

Please add several updates soon! Every time I forget to close my eyes and come face to crotch with Courtney Love's twat it takes years off my life.

Posted by: Lizardqueen [TypeKey Profile Page] | January 14, 2006 6:17 AM(#3 of 5)

I'm with LizardQueen on this - that pic is nearly as bad as the Tron Man and at least with him viewing was optional (shudders)

Posted by: TinkerbellAPixie [TypeKey Profile Page] | January 14, 2006 4:55 PM(#4 of 5)

Oh, tinker, I hate to disagree with you, but give me Tronman anyday over that rot.
DEAR m_ruv WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO TO GET THAT PICTURE REMOVED???
The only good thing about it is it's causing me to lose weight. I want to print it out and show my daughter when she's like, 15, and say, "Okay, we've got a broad definition of how TO behave, but here's a pretty definite picture of how not to behave."

Posted by: Helenann [TypeKey Profile Page] | January 15, 2006 1:51 PM(#5 of 5)