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by m_ruv

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  • Apparently it's totally acceptable to create new thetans out of wedlock, because Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have no plans to tie the knot before MiniXenu's arrival. During an interview on a German talk show, Cruise said, "First the baby, then the film... Then, in summer, we want to get married. I won't let this woman get away." Well of course she's not going anywhere—she wouldn't want to be sued for BREACH OF CONTRACT. [Hollywood Reporter]

  • Yeah yeah, so Naomi Campbell is beating up the help again. This no longer qualifies as news. The real story here is where the hell did she get a Swarovski crystal–encrusted BlackBerry? WHO BUYS THOSE? [NY Daily News]

  • Oh and don't get into a car with former Apprentice contestant Raj Bhakta CAUSE YOU'LL DIE. [USA Today]


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Posted by m_ruv on April 4, 2006 8:11 AM

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oprah says: i love getting shocked because its MY BIIIIIIIIRRTHDAAAAYY!!!


WOOOOO!

Posted by: the_qwertz [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 4, 2006 8:25 AM(#1 of 11)

That clip is so awesome. Like Tom Cruise is zapping the evil out of Oprah.

Posted by: stacyrocks [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 4, 2006 8:28 AM(#2 of 11)

From the commercials I've seen, it looks like Scary Movie 4 has done a pretty good job parodying this bit. Cruise even flings Katie across the set.

Posted by: RealityTV4Me [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 4, 2006 9:25 AM(#3 of 11)

That little GIF is the funniest thing I will see all day.

Posted by: gina64 [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 4, 2006 9:44 AM(#4 of 11)

Cruise as Palpatine. Love it.

Posted by: Leah3t [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 4, 2006 10:03 AM(#5 of 11)

Too too funny!! Her expressions are just right for it too! Thank you, I needed that. Too bad we can't get Luke and Han to kill ol' Tom, too...

Posted by: chick110 [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 4, 2006 12:28 PM(#6 of 11)

m_ruv, this clip is hilarious!! LMAO so loud i had to try and turn it into a cough/sneeze so my coworkers wouldn't something was wrong with me.

here's the same clip with sound:
http://celebritysmack.blogspot.com/2005/07/tom-cruise-kills-oprah.html

Posted by: babeblue [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 4, 2006 12:42 PM(#7 of 11)

Great. Raj lives 20 minutes from me and is running for the district next to me.

Posted by: mellymel [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 4, 2006 1:24 PM(#8 of 11)

mellymel- i would wear a helmet if i were you. or move. or both.

Posted by: Leah3t [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 4, 2006 4:29 PM(#9 of 11)

I heard tonight that they had to replace Naomi on the celebrity cooking show b/c of her arrest. I guess that criminals just can't cook on TV- unless they're Martha Stewart.

Posted by: zoobabe [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 4, 2006 7:53 PM(#10 of 11)

#10- how sad is it that the first thing I thought of when I heard the news of naomi's bashing was- oh no, what about celebrity cook off? I was hoping she would lash out at someone there.

Posted by: hardly@work [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 5, 2006 6:32 AM(#11 of 11)