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Reality staple Survivor will be premiering it’s next band of merry masochists after a low-buzz season. They are going to need to kick it up a notch this season since the 8:00 pm timeslot is going to be tougher than last year (with NBC moving it’s two very buzzed about sitcoms My Name Is Earl and The Office back to the Must-See TV leadoff spots). At 9:00 pm is the number one rated drama, CSI, which is going to face it’s first real competition (sorry Mr. Trump) when the seemingly unstoppable Grey’s Anatomy shows up on ABC in this timeslot. My guess? Both shows will take a hit and both shows will be fine. Taking the place of Without a Trace (which made a move to Sundays at 10:00) will be the new series Smith, headlined by Ray Liotta, which centers around his character, a high-stakes thief who, along with his team of crooks, pulls off Ocean’s Eleven-style heists, only a little darker and with a lot less quipping. CBS gave it one of the best timeslots on television, so hopes are running high. With a cast that includes Virginia Madsen, Amy Smart (finally realizing that she’s never going to be a movie star), Simon Baker and Angelina’s ex, Jonny Lee Miller, the producers will have to try pretty hard to mess this one up.
Friday

THIS WAY, IF ONE OF THE GHOSTS TRIES BASHING IN HER HEAD, SHE HAS THAT HELMET TO PROTECT HER. DUH.
Friday. Or as I like to call it, the least interesting night on television. Ghost Whisperer comes back (supposedly) without it’s best asset: Aisha Tyler (or will we hear from her from the beyyyyond). At 9:00 pm, the transplanted hit, Close to Home, tries it’s second season without husband Christian Kane (Lindsey on Angel) to bog down Annabeth on her crusade for safety in the ‘burbs. I caught this show a few times last season, and it actually wasn’t so bad. It wasn’t so good either. It’s okay on a Friday night if you are staying in. And you’re all caught up on your DVR. And there’s nothing on DVD you want to watch. Lastly is Numb3ers, a show about Rob Morrow (huh?) solving crimes (what?) using math (say that again). Inexplicably, this show is a hit, despite Navi Rawat (Theresa, The O.C.’s resident life ruiner and, now that Marissa is dead, Ryan’s potential true love). It’s also hard to watch a show that so blatantly wastes the talents of David Krumholtz as the math-loving brother mentioned above.
Saturday
Crimetime Saturday from 8 – 10 – umm, I have no idea what that means, but I think this is where you’ll be able to catch those coveted NCIS reruns, followed by 48 Hours: Mystery.
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I love the show How I Met Your Mother. Barney's character is beyond hysterical and I find myself quoting him. Is that sad?
Posted by: Deena
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May 26, 2006 3:57 PM(#1 of 11)
How I Met Your Mother is the best new show on tv. It and The Office are my only real "m ust see" each week.
Posted by: pupkick
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May 26, 2006 4:05 PM(#2 of 11)
So is Shark on Tuesdays with James Woods or Thursdays with Ray Liotta?
Posted by: jeff
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May 26, 2006 4:41 PM(#3 of 11)
Oh - and Numb3rs is indeed strangely engaging. My wife DVRs it and I usually find myself getting pulled into the storyline.
Same with House.
Posted by: jeff
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May 26, 2006 4:43 PM(#4 of 11)
As much as I hate to admit it, I LOVE CSI: Miami, with David Caruso's overacting being the main attraction. Why, why, why does he speak in that whispery voice? It's just one of the many mysteries that keeps me tuning in, along with guessing how short Jonathan Togo is and wondering if his character can be any more annoying.
Posted by: Aries
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May 26, 2006 7:19 PM(#5 of 11)
How could anyone in their right mind name their show "Shark"?? It will take about 3 seconds for people to start saying the show jumped itself.
Posted by: JasonR
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May 26, 2006 7:40 PM(#6 of 11)
DUDE, I feel the same exact way about how I met your mother. I also watch any show from the Buffy/Angelverse (except Restaurant Confidential--I tried I really did). And I completely had a TVgasm at the season finale with not only Willow, but also Wesley AND Fred/Illyria. My boyfriend and I had a bad breakup and haven't spoken in a year but I texted him that night and told him to DVR CBS. He didn't call or text back but I did my job.
Posted by: fozziebare13
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May 26, 2006 8:26 PM(#7 of 11)
Barney is the most interesting and funny character in a sitcom since Seinfeld's Kramer.
Posted by: Zharak
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May 26, 2006 9:09 PM(#8 of 11)
Hey, Deena (#1), me too. And by the way Haaaaaave ya met Ted?
Posted by: boomersmommy
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May 26, 2006 9:10 PM(#9 of 11)
Jason, too too funny about Shark jumping itself.
And I've tried that "Have you met Ted" line but the people I try it on usually stare at me blankly.
Doncha just hate people who don't watch tv?
Posted by: TinkerbellAPixie
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May 28, 2006 9:11 PM(#10 of 11)
Mondays are now so cool.
I freakin love The Barney Show, or as CBS calls it How I Met Your Mother. It sucked me in (i'm sure barney could get a laugh out of that!) and now I'm hooked!! NPH is so hot.....why is it always the "bad boy" that gets ya? Always thought he was a good actor, now I know it!
The New Adventures of Old Christine is FUNNY!!!! JLD is back and funnier than ever. The whole cast is great. Could care less about the other shows on Monday but I never miss these two.
Posted by: lynturn
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May 29, 2006 7:53 AM(#11 of 11)