"Jason without his mustache! Apparently it tickled Cedric's bum."

AHAHAAHAHA. That line had me almost spit my coffee out.

This season doesn't look nearly as good as the old kids from LB. It's going to take me some time to warm up to them, but I'll try! When does it start???

Does anyone else think that the girl in the first picture (on the right) and the second picture (on the right) looks like Leelee Sobieski (http://imdb.com/name/nm0005447/)
..who by the way looks like an anorexic Helen Hunt....

anyone? anyone?

woah.thats weird.all these girls look really stupid and steriotypical.this seasons gonna suck.im gonna miss the old season.its gonna be different cause youll prolly be able to predict whats gonna happen.but it should be realy dramatic which is always good to make fun of.by the way you should see the old kiddos myspaces.lol.they are funny.

***the orange bracelets the kids used to wear were for deiters fundraiser thing.like a run marathon.
link:

http://www.runninghome4teens.com/wristband.html

bye playas.keep up the good work.

B-Side- I think you mean Wynnona Judd. (Not sure how to spell her first name.)

I am going to watch season three for one reason and one reason only-- so that I can have an excuse to continue being a B-side junky (I know he does other shows but ripping on LB with sarcasm and a hint of love-- well, it's truly an art).

Yes-- you are right, Leelee is TOTALLY an anorexic Helen Hunt. When I first saw the kid's picture I was like What The Heck Happened to Helen Hunt??? Seriously. Then I realized she was a whole other person. (or so they say... lol)

Oh and because I have WAYYYY to much time on my hands-- I found out Cami is black and Jewish-- like Lenny Kravitz. I wish I had her boobs. My husband would be delighted.

Thanks so much for giving us Laguna junkies our fix!!

Recent pictures of Kirsten and Brody....

http://bricksandstones.blogspot.com/2005/11/kristin-and-brody-have-lunch.html#links

B-side, you completely called it. I was sitting at home last night thinking, "Its monday night, no LB, what the hell am I going to do."
Thanks for the commentary on LB3. Can't say that I'm going to watch it but I think I will read your recaps just for the heck of it.

I propose a motion that "Future Mafia Wife" is hereby only referred to as "Future Mafia Wife" within the confines of all TVGasm recaps. She actually makes Alex M. look pretty.

bernice so looks like someone's mother, lay off the bronzer . the abercrombie guys look like they are in their twenties, and what year plan is wynonna on the thirty year? wow, she looks like she has had some work done already

I don't mean to be harsh, but the gene pool was not friendly to LC's sister. I mean, c'mon. She sorta reminds me a brunette Kimmy Gibbler from Full House. It's kinda creepy cuz that girl gave me nightmares growing up. Does anyone know if she's the narrator of LB3?

And these guys, how old are they? They just don't seem authentic like the first two seasons.

That Naomi Judd look-a-like looks just like this girl that was on Sweet 16 last season.

Is Cami the new Jess? Gets treated like dirt by Jason, DD's...

I'm excited for the new season-bring it on! I think the preview said the Hills starts in the spring, and LB3 will start in the summer...

Okay so, I have scoop on the gunas. They came into RI this weekend and were at the local mall and went bowling wih a group of winners from a local radio station and did a few other things. here is the scoop from a girl I work with that won to be part of the bowling party. Deiter and Jessica were kissing the whole time. Deiter was an asshole and didnt talk to anyone, Alex M got her schedual "mixed up" and didnt even come.Roz just sat there and didnt really talk to anyone, and Trey was really funny and cool. Jesica was the most fun hugging everyone and talking to everyone. She said that most of the time when they are on the phone (like when Jason called her to break up) they are really talking to the producers and are being told what to say and that alot of the situations athey are put in are fake. My friend has pictures coming to I"ll post them when she gets them back.

Wow, thank goodness. B-side took way too long for this.

These girls look so skanky. I already miss Kristen and Jessica.

I am actually more excited now that i saw this.

Everyone says how young the cast looks, I'm sure it's because the cameras will follow them for a few years up to graduation so they can build a rapport with the audience, only yeah, I don't think I'll be watching season 3. I think everyone needs to lay off the hunky dudes though. I can remember being in hs and some of the guys on our football team had bodies of 30 year olds and it was quite an awesome sight :-D I hope these young girls know what they're getting themselves into: years of criticism and scrutiny!

NICE screencaps. MTV's quick editing made it impossible for me to figure out who was who. This website has helped a little, too.

http://lbdaily.blogspot.com

Great recap b-side...and those captions cracked me up. Bernice the NJ Turnpike Pilates Housewife? GENIUS!

I think LB3 will probably be stupid...but the stupider the show, the better fodder for the recaps!!!

thanks ali for following through with the info, i guess it must be odd pretending to talk to phone, maybe thats why some of them think thewy can act now

This was too funny! Esp. the Mafia wife! But we have to wait almost a year for the new season! That is so so so long! Are you going to recap The Hills too?!?!?

HA hahaha TW, she does look like Kimmy! It is a slight bother that everyone dogs on Breanna-LCs sister- the poor thing is trying to live up to LC, its a no win in a way.

Oh and i LOVE it! apparently Alex H will forever be known as Roz- other websites are even calling her that...!

Actually, this recap has helped the LB season 3 look more interesting. The girls look really old. I can only immagine the in-fighting thats going to go on next season. Girls like that scared me in HS (thank God there weren't that many of them) but what is it with the girls in hs that look late twenties early thirties? Its kind of wierd. And especially with personalities and lifestyles to pretty much match? Ugh. This season might be pretty good.

OMG this soooo made my morning...hahaha i was gonna dread not seeing laguna beach last night...i cant even get the previews off of MTV because i live in canada...what the junk thats a load...but another halariously funny article of photo's haha

um your generic pretty girl i think is quite gross looking. where did the rest of her eyebrows go?

Is it just me or is there something wierd about Future Mafia Wife's hair, it almost looks fake?

EWWWW!!! LB3 Looks so gross!!!! I will not be watching (not that I ever did) but I will probrably be checking out B-Side's recaps.

What about The Hills, can we get a recap for that as well! Loved the comment about Jason's mustache...classic!

WHAT?! Cami is Black AND Jewish?!

I already miss the Laguna Beach of yester-year when EVERYONE was White & Episcopalian.

Oh yes. I think it is important that every time Cami is mentioned or seen we take note that she is not ALL white. that is important because as long as we can make that distinction we can hope that the all white kids get together and shun her or something. How about a burning cross graphic in the background the next time there is a photo of Cami. Isn't it great when we can keep up the hate.

I mean, evertime Cami is mentioned lets take note that she is not all white and how we should boycott the 3rd season if she is going to be in the lead and that she is obviously ugly (read: not all white). No one wants to watch an all white show that dares to have someone not All white or in any way (horrors) black on it. Hello, is this the new Mayberry or what. You can't have black people on the show. Bring on the burning cross graphics. I think that would help. And be funny too!

Maybe next time the kids have a bonfire, Cami will be in it. I'm sure a lot of the people that like to 'take note' of Cami's resident ethnicity would love that.
I mean, if she's going to be the only "ethnic" person on the show....might as well make a statement. If Cami were attacked for her ethnicity, maybe the people that hate Cami would be happy. I mean, really, "how "random" (read; Not white) was Jason's prom date?" Cedric is probably in agreement about Cami being on the show and in LB. What ever happened to those racial covenants that said that black people couldn't live in certain neighborhoods? Outlawed in the 70's and 80's. Darn! A few more years and Cami wouldn't have even been in LB. And then mtv putting her in the show! I mean, why not be obvious about it.

BTW-
I'm being sarcastic about all of the "subtly" racist comments about Cami. And having to point out her "difference" everytime she makes it on the screen/ in print.

Kind of shows how racism is alive and well in the new gen doesn't it?

Apparently MTV got reemed for not having any minorities on their show. Really thats the only explanation for Cami...who wants to see a rolly polly body, 12 inches of exposed hairline when we could be looking at LC?? Why couldn't they find someone that looks like Lucy Lui or Beyonce...all the white kids are good looking, you'd think the minority kids would be hott too. That girl is NOT attractive, not even a little bit.

Not all the white kids are good looking so why hate Cami. Beyonce had her nose done to look more European, and Lucy Lui is also a token. MTV didn't necessarily catch flack. They have black people on their other shows. So I don't think that is the ONLY EXPLANATION for Cami.

I think the explanation should be - she's a kid at LB high school like every other kid on the show. Saying that she shouldn't be there because she's black is racist.

I know- its too bad 90210 isn't still on because that was an all white show that caught no flack. Also, Friends until its last season. I guess you're going to have to accept that LB isn't going to be that kind of show. And perhaps the only reason it was that way the past two seasons is because of the makeup of the classes at that time. She's black, she looks black, and she's not any less attractive than the other white girls on this season IMO

Are people upset because she's a black wealthy teen, and the people who don't like her think that only white people should have money. Minorities (according to them) should only be servants and gardeners, cooks and maids). Camis on the show and I'm glad she is. But maybe you could petition B-side for a burning cross graphic so everyone could be more in the open about it.

The ethnicity talk has finally bored me and the abercrombie models are why I won't allow myself to be a high school teacher - I may have to watch LB3 just to see them and to find out once and for all if LC and Jason get back together. Still in shock over Talan and Kimberly Stewart - who I must be friends with Bernice Pilates/Jersey turnpike girl.

Tokenism is a form of racism. At the very least, it amounts to judging someone only on the color of their skin, not the content of their character.

I have no idea if Cami is being put on the show as a token minority, but if she is, it is pretty sad for her, for Laguna and for MTV.

I look forward to judging Cami on the content of her character, and on the attractiveness of her skin through many recaps... btw I think she's pretty cute, but maybe that is because I'm getting to the age where young women all look good... the Lecher years...

Wow, Ann, take it easy.

Do you think MTV 'planted' Cami there just like they added Casey to the bunch on the 2nd year? Really I didn't think there were any black people in LB? Especially a black jewish girl.... I thought Cal had only white blond hair people and latinos....

Ann, go away. I can't believe you're taking this show/site so seriously... plus you don't seem to understand what you're reading.

B-Side says that stuff about Cami all of the time to joke about MTV only having one person of color on the show. People on this site call her the "token ethnic girl" because it seems that's how the producers would view her.

And #30, Episcopalian? I thought the term was 'WASP' not "WASE' ;)

um... i realize after a single show that im not as shallow as i thought. could they come up with a better group of poser, trust fund wanna- babies? try MTV, exploite your hardest.

honolulu - hawaii

My goodness, Ann, get off the soapbox! It is only a TV show, on MTV no less, who cares? Please do me a favor and vent somewhere else!

I think B-side is a good guy. But I was tired of everytime I hear Camis name is says something about her race. (posters mainly) People have seen her on screen a good 10 seconds all seasons and all you see written is how she is the ethnic girl and how people hate her and that she;s ugly and isn't LB a white show. That's marginalizing someone, and since she's the "only one" marginalizing a whole group of people pretty much saying that they don't fit in there and don't belong there. (in LB) I won't go anywhere else.
I'm just letting your know that the repetive little "joke" isn't opaque.

when does season 3 start?

B-Side,

Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!

Ho-Hum, no Guna Monday night; nothing to look forward to on Tuesday and yet.....here it is....a RECAP!

It's hilarious - you sold me. I'm watching LB3 just to study for the recaps.

"Hey look, it's me! Talan! I'm so carefree and happy! Yay!"

That had me bustin!

ann, shut up.

you are so right on with lc's sister. she is lc with twice the jaw.

Kiki

you shut up. No don't actually. Its called freedom of speech

Ann

Think Kristin's hatred of birds only includes seagulls? Think again! Check this link out to see Kristin ignoring hungry pigeons as well

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5120/1143/1600/1.30.jpg

Way to go B-side, you had very little to work with and still put together a brilliant piece “Random non-jacked dude. He must be the Anthony Michael Hall of the group.� That cracks me up!! In honor of Ann I say from this point on we just refer to Cami as “the ethnic girl�, likewise we can refer to Ann as ‘the new lilu�

Ok, who is allowing this ann girl to speak? Personally, I'm glad there finally is going to be some color on the show. I think there should be some colored men also on. There's got to be some in LB, or maybe we should have some relocated to laguna

ANN PLEASE GO AWAY!!!! YOU ARE RUINING THIS SITE.

Ann,
Do you get beat up at school alot?

this season will suck. who the fuck are these people.

Ann- I hate you

thank you b-side!!!!

The reason why I go to TVGasm is to be entertained and enjoy the brilliant recaps. Not to be annoyed by people who either can't take a joke, take things way to seriously, or go on and on about something - when one simple post will do.
I think from now on I'll stick with just reading the recaps.

This site is to joke around and have fun--Ann, people like you make things no fun. Im sure most people who make these comments are just meant in fun or they are being sarcastic. I have been reading this site for a while and haven't seen anything that deserves your melodramatic rant.

Lo Smoking Weed....

http://bricksandstones.blogspot.com/2005/11/lo-from-laguna-gets-high-too.html#links

Winsol,

I think we got it.

Does anyone else think that one Abercrombie guy looks EXACTLY like Tom Brady?

oh shit, totaly tom brady.

I think this site is supposed to be fun too. I like LB. I have enjoyed it for 2 seaons for the characters on the show and the recaps. I think this site will continue to be fun as long as the running jokes that marginalize a character based on her race will stop. Ethnic jokes aren't right (do harm to a group of people by continuing to say marginalizing and treating and viewing them differently is ok) and aren't funny.

Why is a Ann still talking? GET A LIFE, LOSER!

Obviously you want a response.
I was just about to apologise for ticking so many people off, but now that starflyer is calling me names well...I guess I'll go off in a corner and cry.

But really, I'm sorry I touched so many nerves.

BOYCOTTING THIS SEASON BECAUSE CAMI IS SUCH A BIOTCH AND DESERVES NO SCREENTIME WHATSOEVER!!!!

anyways the naomi judd lookalike looks EERILY familiar to the girl from My Super Sweet 16, Natalie who lives near those kids so who knows?!

Ann,

I'm not pissed that Cami is black and wealthy (well her parents, actually one because she's only 1/4 black jew...)

IM mad because she is to ashamed of what she really is to admit it...she is the classic black girl who wants to fit in so instead of being herself shes molded herself to be like those around her. a spoiled rich white girl....hell she even straightens the crap out of her hair. yeah i know you cant exactly act black or white and that sounds racists but seriously, the girl is ashamed, read her freaking myspace. she's a drunk stupid spoiled moron and i completely can't stand her, she's probably even worse in person.

Ok, I can't look at LC's sister anymore, poor thing. Looking at her scares me. I am not scrolling up at all anymore!!

i hated LB. MTV needs to come to my school yet the show would be called "True Life: [insert something with 'urban' here]". i see there's NO REASON for me to watch LB3 either. and i agree with Ann, leave her and Cami the fuck alone. joke or not.

Hilarious, I couldn't ave said it better myself. Personal faves: "Apparently it tickled Cedrics bum" and "I'm thinking steroids"

classic, I am rolling so hard on the floor in my office that the VP came over to check on me!

BTW, Cami isn't black. Get over it. Here: the recent demographics from LB 2000 census.

http://lagunabeach.areaconnect.com/statistics.htm

It's obvious she isn't black though, and very much mixed...

Hey has anyone else read this article?:

By SHELLEY K. WONG, Associated Press Writer
1 hour, 59 minutes ago

After recieving multitudes of negative emails and phone calls, MTV and the producers of the hit show "Laguna Beach" have decided to shelf the third installment of the hit show. The project is not dead however, it is being put on hold while people involved decide whether they should move forward or cancel the program.

After two wildly successful seasons, all of the characters that fans fell in love with have moved on and the new cast is not testing well with audiences. MTV released the following statement on the matter, "We feel that we just need to look at the direction the show is heading and figure out if it is a good thing, or if we should go out on top and concentrate on pursuing avenues with the already established characters". 'Laguna' fans will be happy to know that "The Hills", the first spinoff series of 'Laguna', is moving ahead as scheduled.

Producers also hinted that other spinoff series' may be in the lineup for next spring. "Besides Lauren, a couple other cast members are doing extremely interesting things that would translate well to television. Things that would show these young people for more of who they really are."

hey where did you ge tthat article..do you think its true???? dont they already have soo much footage..

Ali, when are you going to post pics from the bowling alley with all the gunas?? im so excited for them!

Total future porn stars, well except for "jaw". Did she hit every branch on the way down or what. VIVID should be in touch with these, "i slept with my dads best friend" girls in no time.

Thanks TT.

I don't think they will shelve season 3. But I have to admit I'm a little surprised the extent- although the boards have given me a good indication- that people are not "comfortable" having Cami (a clearly non all white person) in the lead, or on the show significantly at all.

And to the someone who posted that she was a B-. Well, the other girls on the show have clearly, with all their screen time, not been angels either. Bottom line she's a person, a girl like everyone else. I know her "ethnicity" would seem to contradict that for some people, but that isn't Cami's problem. And its a shame that this young girl can't just be seen like any other girl in her town. That is the tragedy. That she can't go to school, and be on a show and not have automatically have people question why she's there and say that she shouldn't be. The other kids are so lucky. They can just be whatever they want and exist with no question, problems, and automatic insults. Unfortnately, C'est la vie in America.

so let me make sure im understanding right...people are mad cause cami is mixed?? what are you all racist rednecks or something? get with the times!

do you have a link to the article, or a source for this info? i'm not saying i don't believe you, but...

ann, and whoever, i'm already sick of cami and the show hasn't started, i could care less what her ethinicity as, just please stop arguing about her, who cares? who cares? take your moral stances elsewhere...

And so what she uses a straightening iron, most all of the girls in LB use straightening irons AND bleach their hair AND go tanning. It's called grooming. And all women have a right to do it. A lot of the older women have plastic surgery, Many have gotten collagen and botox. How a woman chooses to wear her hair, apply makeup, tan her skin, plump her lips, fill her breasts. Whatever. Women around the world are grooming and altering their Godgiven looks. Most people (all races) do it, she's allowed to just like everyone else.

LC & Jason are still together!

http://www.bricksandstones.blogspot.com/

Whitney-

I'm glad you don't care about her ethnicity. maybe if we all didn't care we could just enjoy the antics on LB (people wouldn't call and write in and boycott Cami), and groups of people wouldn't be marginalized in jokes to indicate how different this one cast member is and isn't this (her difference) so strange. I too don't care about her ethnicity, so it would be nice to not hear anything more about anyone's ethnicity on LB and just enjoy the show and the recaps.

sadie, you got a problem with jews?? you guys are some narrow minded ignorant fools to be so concerned with Camis ethnicity

Liz - After this weekend I should be aboule to post them. I wount see the girl i work with till either tonight or sunday, and she is the one who went... i'll keep you posted.

thanks Ali! i look forward to seeing them!!

http://www.trent.blogspot.com has pictures of jason and stephen from nj this past weekend and pictures of talan from hi ssite, also samples of his song lyrics, i can't even bring myself to check out talan's site yet, i'm afraid i may disturb other workers with my outburst of laughter...

WTF-Talan is a tool and needs to get over himself.

http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/archives/laguna_beach/2005_Nov_21_talan_press

Im not boycotting next seaon, and even if i was it would have nothing to do with Cami's ethnicity. If you had a sense of humor, Ann, you would see that B-side is actually making fun of MTV for NOT featuring minorities in the past seasons and now, only adding one person who is not white. The whole Cami being ethnic thing is a running joke about MTV and is not racist. If you dont think its funny then click on the little X in the upper righthand of the screen and call it a freaking day!

I don't know how it is a running joke about MTV since MTV has no problems having minorities in its shows and basing shows around them. If anything it says something about us. Sure the town is 98% white. That's the way it is, but as a running joke we're still marginalizing her and a whole group of people. That's not funny, and I'm not clicking on the X. I've already said what I have to say about it. If you think identifying someone by their ethnicity is funny, and making sure that ethnic person is marginialized is a joke than that is a streak you have. Why not say 'The Italian guy every time Stephen or Talan are on the screen'. I'm just saying retire the joke because its racist. And we get it, she lives in a practically all white town. She's got it hard enough because she can't even carry on like normal people without people wondering what she's doing there because of her skin color - and no I don't think that's funny.

To Reality_Whore:

That article is a fake. Didn't your realize that received was spelled wrong? No one from the AP spells incorrectly like "recieved."

Just curious if you made it up...

I wish this article was true!

DEFINITELY boycotting LB3!!!

I'm pissed that they're even continuing it without the original cast. It's gonna suck so badly!!!! Why not just end it on a good note????????

I'm sorry but the new cast is hurting. They are all way too orange (except for ethnic girl((get over it Ann))and Winona's daughter) They are not cute at all. They are trying way too hard and look like they are already full of themselves. I think it would be hilarious if MTV pulled the plug.
Anyway great recap B-side, I think I love you! You make my work day tolerable.
Peace out

the 3rd season of LB is gonna be so bad we all liked the original cast and all these new random kids wont live up to the people in the last 2 seasons. the show should just end on a good note instead of ruining the show.

do you people not read whole posts or do you just pick out keywords?

I DO NOT LIKE CAMI BECAUSE SHE IS ASHAMED OF HER HERITAGE, shes freaking mixed but walks around like shes gods gift to white girls. read her myspace and learn about her personality. im boycotting because i really see no point in watching another group of completely fake people hamming it up for television. they are all just going to try and live up to the other casts and its going to be completely stupid

and no you moron i never said or implied i hated jews and before you go all idiot on me, im mixed black so yeah i dont hate blacks either....

ANN WRITES: "I too don't care about her ethnicity, so it would be nice to not hear anything more about anyone's ethnicity on LB and just enjoy the show and the recaps."

ditto that. so it would be nice if YOU would stop bringing it up, ANN, so i can just enjoy the show and the recaps without having to hear anything more about anyone's ethnicity on LB!!

sorry get a life, but I have to respond.

I sorry you feel that way sadie. I'm sorry the way Cami walks around (in the 2 minutes or so that we've seen) bothers you so much. I guess it would be better if she didn't care about her appearance and decided that in order to please people and act black she needed to drop out of LBH and have no aspirations, in order to please you.

If you feel you have to act a certain way to please people because you're mixed. Well, that's your life and I'm sorry you feel that way.

Ann-- I don't think anyone is trying to be a 'racist' towards Cami. That word is thrown around waaaaay too carelessly these days. Think of it this way (and yes, I am aware that this is a very kindergarden example): if you were at the zoo and were looking at a herd of blue elephants and then all of the sudden a pink elephant joined the group, don't you think that more attention would be directed towards the pink elephant? That doesn't classify as racism. Everyone who has decent vision can see that there is a difference between Cami and the rest of the mainly Caucasian cast. Stop throwing around such a terrible word when it is not justified.

Lets just get back to talking about the show, which, to remind you Ann, is just supposed to be a shallow look into a kind of made up superficial world. Get off of your soapbox and lighten up!

Cameran--I agree! He does look like Tom Brady...yum!

hahahhahahaha, what the hells wrong with this ann chick?

Gosh, just because someone says Cami is black then someone else wants to play the racist card. Come on, why do blacks get special treatment? She looks black to me, and if she is black, she is black! That's it!

Nicole7 said it best.

BTW, it looks like Cami might be the Kristen of the show, thats just my prediction. LCs sister is gonna be her rival.

Gosh, just because someone says Cami is black then someone else wants to play the racist card. Come on, why do blacks get special treatment?

Sorry B-side. Ignorant comments like this make me not wanna read your blog anymore. This isnt Craig's List..

Word to the wise:

The TVgasm comment section, or really any online forum, is not the best venue for having serious discussions about race. Too easy to misinterpret poorly articulated statements.

So for the sake of all things unmoderated, let's keep things funny, snarky, and TV related please.

2 everyone who said that girl looks like Natalie from my Super Sweet 16, Natalie was prettier I think. And she went 2 La Jolla HS. And LB3 is gonna suck donkey balls. But I think I will still watch it LOL

Thanks B-Side. For the recap and the sanity!

thanks bslide :)

great recap, i want it to premier NOW

it looks so wonderfully full of drama and bitchiness!

Both LC's sister and the Mafia wife look like they've been beaten with a hardcore ugly stick!

the girls are all ugly.

here's my take - i was really thinking season 2 would have sucked after only seeing season 1, but was REALLY happy with the way it turned out... i dont have high expectations for season 3, but ya never know

Can someone put the link for Cami's myspace?

For reference...cami has been on the show for more than 2 minutes...shes been on for like 5 LOL but seriously read her myspace, she's a drunk hobag, all those kids are. they are only on the show because they want to be "famous" and are going to make the show even more fake than people already suspect. they will be acting up for cameras not like the other casts that at least seemed to be clueless and not acting as much.

What's going on with J-Wahl and LC? I hear that he's not with her and now dating Taylor???? Please someone help clear this rumor up!

Wertworth.
Plain and simple, Taylor and Jason aren't dating.

Those fake myspace people started that rumor.

Oh Nicole7 (#100) thank you for the nickname for our girl Cami......may she now and forever be our little "Pink Elephant"

Beach Scoop You Won't Believe: Korbi here. And, you should know, I've long considered myself to be a champion of quality shows like 24, Gilmore Girls or Arrested Development. But lately, I've been in grave danger of ruining that reputation, for I've developed a full-on addiction for a little show that may or may not have the word Laguna in its title.

Okay, fine. I'll say it. My name is Korbi, and I'm a Laguna-holic.

Whom can I name? Jessica, Alex M. and Alex H., for starters. Sources tell me that although MTV's season-three preview focused a whole new crew of Laguna kids, those three ladies are definitely returning. Of course, MTV also desperately wants Stephen and Kristin. However, Stephen's busy trying to jump-start his acting career (and a relationship with a girl in his acting class), and Kristin is also hesitating, given her fancy new role in that Al Pacino flick. Not to mention the fact that, according to sources, her friendships with the Laguna gang are rapidly dissolving.

As of two weeks ago, Kristin and Alex H. were sharing an apartment, but Alex H. left to move into another posh L.A. building with Alex M. It's a building that happens to be one of Kristin's dad's developments. Show insiders tell me their relationship soured because Kristin insisted that everything be about her, expecting Alex to be on call. The last straw went down at a San Diego event for Dieter's charity, when Alex refused to drive Kristin back to L.A. early for an audition.

Meanwhile, Talan Torriero is working on a CD and a film, not to mention getting engaged to Kimberly Stewart, getting into car wrecks with Paris Hilton and partying with Ryan Cabrera (they're good friends).

Stephen is sharing a downtown L.A. apartment with Dieter and Jason. They aren't in school right now, but while Stephen has acting classes, and Dieter has his charity, I'm told Jason's concentrating on cleaning up his act, though it doesn't seem to be happening. Says a source who works with the Laguna Beach crew, "Promoters are constantly calling them and sending them to different L.A. clubs every night of the week. Jason is always getting kicked out of clubs for getting into fights...He's wrecked a lot of cars, too. That's why you always see him driving different ones on the show." Same goes for Stephen. Word has it that last week he crashed a brand-new car the very same day he bought it!

Lauren, meanwhile, has cut ties with every other castmember except Jason, whom she's still dating. According to insiders, she and Kristin did make up months ago, but they're back to being enemies, maybe, I'm told, because they both hooked up with Stephen again over the summer.

Lauren's spinoff is supposedly similar to MTV's PoweR Girls, except that it follows her and friend Heidi (who is hated by all of Lauren's other friends) around Los Angeles. The spinoff is being called The Hills--as in the Hollywood Hills--and MTV plans to show the exterior of some random Hollywood Hills home as if it's really hers. The truth? She's living in an apartment by L.A. shopping complex the Grove!

As for Laguna's next installment, one well-connected spy says, "It isn't centered around a boy or a love triangle, like the last two seasons have been. It'll revolve around a couple of girls who can't stand another girl. One of the girls, who's in the 'we don't like you' group, is the chick Jason took to prom this year. Also, there are twins who actually moved to Laguna from Texas just to be on the show!"

Laguna Beach Blind: And now, the dirt so dirty, we can't name names...

Beach Boozers: According to one spy, these castmembers are "supposed go to events [to promote themselves], but if they even show up in time for the red carpet, they're too wasted to pose for pictures."

Beach Bum: This castmember has been in and out of rehab many times, which is also the reason he or she wasn't even around for the first season of the show.

Beach Baddie: This castmember got into a knock-down, drag-out fight with a castmember of the opposite sex, bashing his or her head against a wall.

(Hint: Beach Bum and Beach Baddie are the same person.)

source: http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Kristin/Archive2005/051125b.html