About last night show:

1)There is something seiously wrong with Kendra's new/old boyfriend Tyler. I can't quite put my finger on it but he's either retarded, suffering from a serious neurological disorder, a serious drug abuser or a combination of the the above. He reminds me of Freddo in the Godfather.

2) Nick isn't Cameron's slave. Nick tells Cameron what to do and Cameron mindlessly does whatever Bick tells him. Cameron seems to lack the capacity to understand the consequences of his actions.

3) How dumb is Kendra?

And another thing, I hate Goose on Two a Days!

For one thing, he's totally over-sensitive about being revealed for the pervert cradle-robber he was in his high school years. Jeez.

Can we get a frontal screencap of Jessica's ugly friend, please? Or even a gross-out shot of the skin damage on Kyndra/Cami's back in the spa?

"She does know that massage and writing are two different things, right? Sadly, I'm not sure she did, which meant that Cami either thought the masseuses were writing on her back, or Cami writes by kneading her paper with her fist."
B-Side that was priceless!
I almost choked I was laughing so hard.
Oh the drahma! Will the girls never learn?!?

Yooooooooo! Did you all notice Jessica's friend's stomach? She def. looks preggerz!

I actually felt kind of bad for Tessa (FOR LIKE 3 SECONDS!!!) I cannot stand her! She got a taste of the Cameron Sausage and got hooked. She needs to grow up an realize that it was a booty call gone wrong and move the hell on.

As for Nick. I find him annoying. He's WAY to interested in what's going on in Cameron's love life. He's def. this season's Cedric...Tessa was really dumb for actually holding a convo with this loser...she should've hung up on his homo ass after he said Cameron wasn't around.

I actually like seeing Kyndra in a real relationship. It shows her vulnerability and takes the bitch factor away. She tries so hard to play it up for the cameras and be the next KCav but Tyler just crushed her KCav ambitions in one episode. KCav would not have taken his shit lying down...that's for sure.

All in all I really liked this episode more than any other thus far. It was included Cami and Kyndra but didn't focus on their bitchiness and holier than thou attitudes and more on real life. But I found something seriously wrong with Cami badmouthing Kyndra's relationship to Candace and Jessica.

Yooooooooo! Did you all notice Jessica's friend's stomach? She def. looks preggerz!

I actually felt kind of bad for Tessa (FOR LIKE 3 SECONDS!!!) I cannot stand her! She got a taste of the Cameron Sausage and got hooked. She needs to grow up an realize that it was a booty call gone wrong and move the hell on.

As for Nick. I find him annoying. He's WAY to interested in what's going on in Cameron's love life. He's def. this season's Cedric...Tessa was really dumb for actually holding a convo with this loser...she should've hung up on his homo ass after he said Cameron wasn't around.

I actually like seeing Kyndra in a real relationship. It shows her vulnerability and takes the bitch factor away. She tries so hard to play it up for the cameras and be the next KCav but Tyler just crushed her KCav ambitions in one episode. KCav would not have taken his shit lying down...that's for sure.

All in all I really liked this episode more than any other thus far. It was included Cami and Kyndra but didn't focus on their bitchiness and holier than thou attitudes and more on real life. But I found something seriously wrong with Cami badmouthing Kyndra's relationship to Candace and Jessica.

Okay, honestly, I swear Tyler is gay! There is no way that I can believe that whole relationship in any way, and I actually can't believe he wasn't made fun of more in the recap. Anyways... I don't mind Tessa as much as everyone else seems to, she's slightly boring, but better than pathetic Jessica.

I think Cami is the most gross and lame person ever! I don't dislike Tessa, but I wish she would hurry up and say what she wants to say. Also, her teeth don't come together in a normal way, which makes her look weird when she smiles. I like her though. This season just lacks something. Jessica is still super sad and pathetic. She must be doing something* to get all these guys to put up with her.

"I feel like there's a Joker joke somewhere..."
LMAO so true hahahahaha.
I thought Kyndra's boyfriend left much to be desired but then again I shouldn't be surprised considering that no one on this season's cast is particularly attractive. I laughed when he pretty much bit her head off over the whole age thing lol maybe he didn't want people to know that he keeps going back to his HS girlfriend because he probably can't get any in college :P.

I felt kinda bad for Tessa but I also kinda laughed a little I mean come on what do these girls see in Fathead? I totally agree that Nick is this season's Cedric haha he's so weird.

Did anyone notice at the party when some guy was standing next to Cami and she said she liked his sweater and when he said he liked her green shirt (or something like that) she hit him? Maybe that's why guys won't even touch her with a ten foot pole, or at least one of the reasons.
Great recap as always B-Side keep up the good work :)

I thought that moment where Kyndra snapped at Cami to stop biting her nails would get mentioned. funny stuff.

And I feel bad for Tessa. She is so pretty and her and Raquel are definately the most normal of the cast...

...and its been said before but.. c'mon. Cameron is NOT HOT. He's okay. He's puffy. No way would they let a puffy guy on Baywatch RAQUEL!!!

Is it any surprise that the way Tyler acted like a child with the high school/college thing that he was the old/new/old/whatever boyfriend. I could see them breaking up within 2 epsidoes and let out some of that wonderful "drama". He's friends with J-Wahl so I guess that should be expected.

Oh yeah and Roz that doesn't qualify as a tattoo. That looked more like a doodle on your arm. Get something like a snake wrapped around your arm.

Didn't Kyndra say that Tyler went to Miliatary school? Or maybe it was Cameron. I was wondering if he went to Military school with J-Whal. Maybe they got int rouble doing drugs together.

Also something is very wrong with Tyler I just don't know what. I think maybe he is gay and strung out.

I can't believe you didn't mention how he was bragging about how that ugly shirt he had on cost $500.00.

Oh B-Side how you tickle me with your laguna recaps!
Cameron's mom looks like a demented house wife version of Ellen Degeneres.

Hey Ash(#6):
I agree with you about Tyler, the second he opened his mouth I thought he was gay.

Kyndra's taste is obviously dreadful, you would expect her to have better taste than she does, but with Tyler's $$$$ I guess she can fail to see what's behind the Amex Black card.

Has anyone else noticed Cami's dead tooth? It's horrible, everytime she smiles I want to get some plyers and yank that sucker out.

Props to J-Wahl for the unexpected cameo, nice to see he took time out of his busy schedule to hit golf balls with Tyler.

I think I've figured out Cameron's reason why he has chosen Jess over Tessa and Kyndra. It has to be her huge rack!

Not that it matters, but as annoying and bitchy as she is, I think Kyndra is pretty hot.

I don't even think I saw the last few minutes of Cameron's party because I was so fixated on that viral crater on Jessica's lip. EW!

My boyfriend predicted long ago that J-Blow was a druggie, and as soon as Tyler came on screen he said the same thing.

Tyler is a cokehead with a bad case of "gay". Another Laguna bitch makes a stellar choice in boyfriends!

Didn't Taylor from Season 2 date a guy named Tyler? Could it be the same heartbreaker? Whats with all the "T" names ? Taylor, Tyler, Talan, Tessa...

1) I'm pretty sure that Tyler got mad about the whole age talk because Kyndra was basically announcing on TV that he is a statitory rapist.
2) Anyone else notice the new car camera angle?

Oh yeah, Tyler is totally "of the gay"...by the way, nice mop pal. What do call that 'do...The J-Wahl perhaps?

While Kyndra might have a modicum of attractiveness, her harsh demeanor and caustic personality make her excrutiatingly ugly and old. While all those Laguna teens look pretty aged...I think it is Kyndra, not Cami, who looks like the Staten Island secretary, with the brain power to go along with it.

And what about Kyndra's grandfather-dad. That explains it all. I can guarantee you that the night 'ol Kyndra was conceived, that was last night her mom had sex with gramps!

Its so funny that the last comment I made was about Clay Aiken and his clipgasm. I was saying that Clay is clearly gay.

Well, I'm going to continue with that theme and say that Tyler is clearly gay.

K- I was wondering the same thing- I wonder if that's the same Tyler that Taylor dated... although Taylor would seem to have better taste than that. What is with these supposed "hot" laguna guys? I have yet to see one that resembles anything close to manly.
And have we figured out if Candace is Alex H's step sister? I know that was brought up before and when they showed her house I tried to see if that was the same house they showed for Alex, but it was too short of a shot.

I know somebody said it...the only reason any of these boys deal with Jessica and her annoying passive aggressiveness is because of her huge jiggly boobs.....

B-Side, I MUST remember to wear rubber pants when reading your recaps.
I wet 'em every time!

Now, that first picture of Kyndra in the toilet seat at the top or the recap:

WonkaVision?

-----Tyler is Bipolar

"""for those of you who don't remember who Candace is, she's the girl from the first episode who looked like the bizarre lovechild of a jack-o-lantern, a Staten Island secretary, and a candy apple. """ - [PERFECT DESCRIPTION]

GROSS!! Cami and Kyndra at the ST REGIS?! I've stayed there, they actually let those two in????

Starting from the premise that TyTy is gay (actually, I'd say he's bi), one can see how this explains his odd behavior. I posit that he came out to his college friends but wants to keep a girlfriend as well. He doesn't want his worlds to collide which is why he totally flipped out when Kyndra mentioned college. This also explains why he's so fruity.

Maybe it's me, my age, or the part of the country I live in, but I haven't heard the word "gnarly" actually used in a normal conversation since maybe 1987 - except in Laguna Beach. Am I just out of it?

umm...did noone else notice Ky & TyTy drinking out of the coffee mugs during the great cook-out? I then saw a few little limes surfing at the top of the cups...pretty clever since we all suspect the solo cups. also, did anyone catch the glimpse Cam gave Nic at the end at the beach, total, total F*ck me eyes...

This show is really becoming painful to watch. Tyler's Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde bit was a bit too scary for me. What the crap was that? It's called Lithium, my friend. It's not as effective when snorted though. And I did find the coffee mugs to be ever so classy. Definitely a notch up from the solo cups. What is wrong with these kids?
And these girls look way old and tired. I may have a few years on them, but I appreciate my SPFed face and think I will continue to do so. Most of them look so tacky. Just goes to show that money doesn't buy class. I know they get made fun of the most, but I think Tessa and Breanna are the only two girls who look like high schoolers. Even Raquel frightens me a bit. The acrylic nails, the hair extensions, the overly tanned skin-is natural unacceptable these days?

I just downloaded this episode and noticed that the house that Cameron and Nick are at when they're talking about the party is not the same house that they show as Cameron's house when the party is happening.. I don't know if any of you have tivo or whatever, but check it out. They show [the outside of] two totally different houses.

Silly MTV.

Tessa was very clueless for even thinking that her and Cameron's hook up would lead to anything else. Did she not know he was semi-with Jessica? But, then again, Tessa doesn't seem like the type to love 'em and leave 'em, so it's really expected.

Oh, yeah, and Kyndra's boyfriend is a TOTAL IDIOT! I think it's a match made in heaven.

Is it me or is Nick the smarmiest person ever? Everytime I see him, I cringe. He looks like a rapist, and he's constantly trying to get Cameron to dump girls. "Jessica? Man, you need to dump her!" "Tessa sent you a text message? Don't even respond!" "Tessa's calling? I'll tell her you're not here!" Nick is totally lusting after Cameron.

Remember the series laguna beach is a dramatization. The kids selected to do the show, whether themselves or acting a part, were chosen to stimulate our imaginations. For the most part the small L.B. high school student body (less than 900 kids) are down to earth, decent, average people from middle class families....wouldn't that be boring! Laguna Beach as a community is a very tightly knit old fashion town, of approx.25,000 people in approx. 9 square miles of land. Most of the homes in Laguna Beach were built before the 1970's. The majority of property owners purchased their homes years ago when property values were less than $100,000. Some of the elaborate homes you see on the show were rebuilt after the 1993 fires that wiped out almost 400 homes. Those families have been paying high insur. premiums for years so that they could do ungrades in case of a disaster. Many families lost everything they had and had to leave this beautiful town. The people of Laguna Beach know how lucky they are to live in such a quaint town. They are hard working normal people who contribute to society and will give the shirts off their back to help their fellow man. People of Laguna are known for welcoming the homeless, immigrants, and all visitors from around the world. As the gate at the entrance of Forest Ave reads "this gate hangs well and hinders none, refresh and rest, and travel on".Please enjoy the show for its drama, intrigue, and comedy, but know, Laguna people are pretty much 40-50 hrs a week, common men and women with kids much like yourselves. we are proud of our diversity.

Thanks for the census update, Annieseyes. Did you guys know that the first pay phone was installed in a Hartford, Connecticut bank in 1889?

PS: TyTy is gaygay and judging from his clothing he has no tastetaste.

Annieseyes:
Your plea for our objective view of your "40-50hr week" town is lame.

If you don't like what the people have to say, don't freakin' read it.

Oh and I'm sure Talan, J-Wahl, TyTy and their drug abusing cronies, Kyndra, Kyndra's Mom, Talan's Mom and the rest of the double d cup residents are your average hard working folks. If they were, they wouldn't worry themselves with a ridiculous, but still compelling phony TV show.

c'mon was Kyndra really out of line for what she said to Tyler, i mean yeah it was pointless, but jeez, when he was like i thought we got past this you ruined everything! i couldn't help but chuckle, seriously dude fix yourself

I don't believe in corporal punishment. But if I ever catch my boys acting like sidekick Nick when they get older, I will beat their asses.
& you know that Nick gets 0 play from the ladies. Perhaps he's bitter, which is why he acts like such a pig.
Moving on to Tyler--was I the only one who was surprised he didn't mention to Kyndra how much the steaks cost as well?

Everytime I see Cameron's face, this is what I think of:

http://soucoupe.altervista.org/images/monchichi.jpg

ANYWAY this episode (and the recap) was pretty entertaining, as always.
Where do I begin?
Ty-Ty is an Ass-Ass. What a jerk! But yet I am happy he is putting Kyn Kyn in her place, as Tessa would say. To her credit, I don't think she literally meant it was WEIRD that she was in high school and Tyler was in college....but that it was werid that time has flown by so fast! I guess you are right though, Tyler doesn't like to be reminded of his pedophile ways. EWW

Also, I too have noticed how EVERYTIME one of the Guna kids drink a beverage, it's in a dark cup! Solos, and now coffee mugs. I don't think that was coffee in Tyler and Kyndra's mugs either....why would you drink coffee with a steak. Not only that, you would have to be slightly buzzed to kiss that jerk!

Also, something else I noticed....not a big deal, but a possible editing/producer inconsistency. At the gym Jessica warns Cam not to touch her Sidekick. Later on in the ep, she is "calling" Cameron from an old-school flip phone.

oops, the gym scene was in the last episode...but you know what I mean!

I was watching this on Tivo and fast-forwarded out of a commercial and into the Candace scene. Thought for a solid ten seconds, with the angle and the cutaways, that it was LC after three weeks of eating nothing but the Big Bell value menu. After all, somebody said something about LC gaining weight.... But oh no, it was Candace.

Wow! Where do I start??

-Kyndra & Cami dressed like aspiring Pussycat Dolls...hahaha!

-Doesn't Nick look stoned all the time?

-Roz's new war cry, "Huzzah!"...L-U-V it!!

#30: PattiJo...I was going to comment about the $500 shirt...the best part was his DAD saying not to ruin it. Does he borrow his Daddy's clothes?

#12: ivapbj... Tyler's Mom = Laguna Beach's version of a demented Ellen DeGeneres...lmfao!!! That was ON POINT!!!

#30: Annieseyes...THANK YOU sooo much for the PSA on LB. You must be on the same committee that decided to NOT let Dieter hold his RH4T Finish line event at the high school in fear that us outsiders would tarnish the image. Please don't be a buzz-kill!

Being born and raised in San Fran, I can concur my gaydar goes off at both Tyler and Nick. As much as I dislike Kyndra, she didn't deserve his a-hole attitude. Boy needs some stronger meds...

I just want to throw it out there and maybe in the next recap it can have a screenshot and photo comparison...

cameron looks like the father from The Incredibles.

THE END.

I love reading all the fun comments about the Laguna Beach kids... what great imaginations you all have! The show has obviously succeeded in it's goal of stimulating your thought processes. That's actually a good thing... I THINK?????? Maybe at least one of you will use your writing ability and DO something with your life. I know the kids on the show have better things to do with their time than read all the fun gossip.... But if you have a good script, they might be interested... Keep the keys burning.

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My thoughts about Kyndra:

1. Her name is spelt in that ridiculous way not because her parents are f*ckwits (Well they probably are but for other reasons.) but as a not-so-subtle tribute to the product that facilitated the turkey baster to enable her conception. (That's KY jelly for anyone who's not so quick on the uptake!)

2. She is a younger version of Lydia, Andrea Parker's character on 'Less Than Perfect.'

Discuss.

And then check out my Myspace - I seek to reverse the blight that Cami has left on the image of black people living in predominantly white, middle class areas!
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My thoughts about Kyndra:

1. Her name is spelt in that ridiculous way not because her parents are f*ckwits (Well they probably are but for other reasons.) but as a not-so-subtle tribute to the product that facilitated the turkey baster to enable her conception. (That's KY jelly for anyone who's not so quick on the uptake!)

2. She is a younger version of Lydia, Andrea Parker's character on 'Less Than Perfect.'

Discuss.

And then check out my Myspace - I seek to reverse the blight that Cami has left on the image of black people living in predominantly white, middle class areas!
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It's okay, Annieseyes, as long as you are reading our comments it doesn't matter that the cast members don't. You represent them well.

That whole birthday party scene felt very edited to me. Be interesting to know how it *really* went down!

p.s. to Jballs.

I laughed so hard when I read your
PS: TyTy is gaygay and judging from his clothing he has no tastetaste.

hahahahah!!! :-)

I grew up with a girl named Kyndra. I asked her once where her name came from and she told me that in 1978 (year she was born) there was a Hurricane Kendra, and her mom liked the name so she named my friend Kyndra (different spelling)

At least that name has some sort of relevance...the 'Guna Kyndra however...she IS a hurricane...a walking disaster area!

I would like you all to recall that Tyler was vaguely introduced to us on season two. It was when Jessica first started hooking up with Jason and she and her friends ran into Jason sitting in his friends black BMW. I am inclined to think that this in fact is a friendship that has been ongoing. My point is to agree with the theory that Tyler's mood swings are due to the fact that he is probably a raging cokehead as is Jason. Any "close"
friends of Jason I'm almost certain share some of the same bad habits.

This is the first re-cap I've read at this site and I couldnt stop laughin. I'll be comin back here more often for sure. This episode was alright, the re-cap was better, but overall I was entertained. The sidekick deal that B-Slide has been telling us just keeps on coming true every episode. This Nick guy that wants to date Cameron is out of control. If you want to know what ass tastes like, as this guy. Everything Cameron says he agrees and adds in a comment to reassure Cameron in his life decisions. I agreed with this whoel guitar scene, I thought when Cameron was playing the guitar, Nick was going to faint like a 12 year old girl at a N Sync concert. Cami is a solid sidekick (im not too found of her) but I dont know why she thinks she can be as big of a bitch as she is. Kyndra on the other hand, is drop dead hot so she can do what she wants...which leads me to my question to Kyndra "Let me be your new sidekick! I'll be agreeing with you so much my neck will be in need of a brace." And onto everyones favorite sidekick Alex. Her tattoo was so shocking and such a rebel move!! hahaha, it looked like she carved it in herself on one of her many nights of crying over missing Kristin so much.
Ok Kyndra, your perfect in my eyes....but what the hell is up with your boyfriend? He's either a cokehead (leanin towards this because he's Jason's friend), an accident victim or a "special" child. But B-Slide was right and Tyler had one thing right...A-1. Try and not have A-1 sauce on your steak...he got beyond 2nd for that move. After the A-1 high wore off, we were introduced to Camerons mom....I will never be the same. I cannot sleep without the thought of her eating my head...mom I'm scared. At least she monitored the under agers and supplied an ample amount of pop and chips for all of Lagunas youth to enjoy. Ahhh another "dramaaaa" filled episode, cant wait till next week and the re-cap my my boy B-Slie...big ups.
Best re-cap quote - "...giant cold sore on Jessica's mouth. Ah, Jason may be gone, but he's certainly not forgotten."
- "Perhaps feeling badly for failing his Master the night before (you know, by telling Tessa where Cameron was), Nick jumped on the grenade and said, "I'll tell her you're not around!"

Hopefully Jessicas sore will clear up or we will soon see Cameron with a similar sore and by episode 8 Nick will also develop the sore. Which one will be chosen to spokesperson for a herpe cream??? (drum roll).....

Oops its B-side, sorry!

Two-A-Days Homecoming episode recap:
http://ilovecamping.blogspot.com/2006/09/hoorah-for-hoover-high-homecoming-on.html

In this transcript from Season 1 of LB, Kristin mentions Tyler. It seems that Tyler was cheating on Kyndra up at school.

Christina: What are you gonna do when Stephen leaves for school?

Kristin: Like what are Stephen and I gonna do?

Christina: Relationship, not in like…?

Kristin: Um, we’re gonna break up.

Christina: That’s a good idea.

Kristin: Yeah. I wouldn’t…

Christina: Girls that like have their boyfriends at college and they’re like…

Kristin: Are you dumb?

Christina: “He’s faithful to me”.

Kristin: Like Taylor and Tyler.

Christina: Right. So stupid.

Kristin: Yeah. So stupid.

Christina: Like yeah, that’s great. You guys really love each other. But do you really think up in college, like going to parties, he’s gonna be like “Sorry, I have a girlfriend”.

Kristin: “In Laguna who will never find out about anything”. Yeah no way.

Nick is that ugly friend that gets no play. His only hope of getting play is to hang with the guy who is getting so much play that he can't possibly rock all the poonani coming his way. Nick can't have Cameron all coupled up. That would elimnate is ability to tap the cast offs. Nick is super ugly. He looks like a shaved ape with really bad skin. Yuck!

Hahaha Nick just sucks. I don't see why anyone would want to hang out with him, well then again he is a fabulous kiss-ass so yeah. I think in the San Diego episode when he said he was in love with Rocky he wasn't kidding. He was like say "hi to raquel for me" when he was talking to Tessa.

I just watched this episode on re-run and I have a few quick comments and clarifications... First off this site is hilarious, and I usually don't find the need to comment, but I finally didn't agree with something B-side said and only 2 people mentioned it.

Tyler was pissed Kyndra mentioned how old he was because it made him look like a kiddy toucher on national TV, if I was in his position(which I would never be) I would have bit her head off too...

Couple other quick comments, I'm 90% sure this Tyler isn't the same as the one Taylor dated... I actually read that book inside the bubble under the premise it revealed alot of stuff... Which it did not by the way... But in it, it mentioned how Taylor's Tyler was not only older, but he was extremely intimidating and most people were afraid of him... This Tyler is the least intimidating person I've ever seen, so I doubt he's the same... Talking like a girl, being older and a dick to girls doesn't usually make people afraid of you. The way they worded it, it made him seem like a tough kid, and this kid is a fairy...

And finally, can anyone else wait for the E True Hollywood Stories of some of these kids 10 years from now??? You'll be hearing things like "Every single second I was on camera I was ripped out of my mind," "Everyone was sleeping with everyone, if they were taping and you needed a break all you had to do was have sex, it was the only place the cameras wouldn't go... That and the drug parties hahaha" and "I can't count the number of times the producers threatened to turn me in for doing cocaine on camera." I'm smiling just thinking about it