Road Trip! - 
by EdHIll
The next day, it’s finally time to make some cuts. Diddy brings them out in their groups and has them all dance for him. He then tells everyone that he is going to start naming names, and whoever he calls is safe and should move to the left. After naming most of the girls it gets narrowed down to two, Dominique, the short chubby girl, and Aundrea. The final name he chooses is....Dominique. It looks like Aundrea is gong home. But if you believe that dear reader, you obviously haven't read my previous warnings about Diddy and his zigging and zagging. He then calls out Aundrea's name too! No one's going home! Sonofabitch how long will this damn show drag on! Aundrea crumples into a heap on the floor, with her gigantic helmet of hair enveloping her like a cloud and all the other girls gather round and we get a big group hug. This as just a warning, Diddy says. He WILL be cutting people in the coming days, so be prepared. Well I for one am very prepared. I expect a huge cut next week, or I may suffer from Diddy fatigue.
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Great re-cap! But I just wanted to let you know, a little heads up...that the group in Johnny's house wasn't N'Sync, it was actually the Backstreet Boys.
Posted by: Kim | November 7, 2005 2:27 PM(#1 of 61)
u just totally discredited yourself. it was the backstreet boys, not 'nsync. did u even watch the episode, they said it a million times
Posted by: zbzbzb | November 7, 2005 2:30 PM(#2 of 61)
Seriously? Damn, I watched that show 3 times and never once picked up on that. Something about boy bands makes me lose focus. Either that or I did too much crystal meth over the weekend.
Posted by: EdHill | November 7, 2005 2:31 PM(#3 of 61)
The band at he "compound" (How Jim Jones does that sound)was Backstreet Boys, but I forgive you. You seen one boy band you've seen and heard them all.
Posted by: Tejay | November 7, 2005 2:34 PM(#4 of 61)
seriously i was hoping someone would say something, and i wouldnt make fun of a band when you dont even know who they are
Posted by: lauren | November 7, 2005 2:35 PM(#5 of 61)
All fixed. My apologies to the 2 dozen n'sync fans still left on the planet.
Posted by: EdHill | November 7, 2005 2:38 PM(#6 of 61)
I'm sorry, but that reference to 'Nsync totally ruined the whole recap for me... I mean come on, there is a picture of them on here even!
I agree about the large cut coming up though, its gonna be awesome!
Posted by: Ash | November 7, 2005 2:43 PM(#7 of 61)
backstreet boys... not backstreet boy's. i know i'm just getting nitpicky but come one... how ridiculous that you just substituted their names. as if you even know what you're talking about.
Posted by: zbzbzb | November 7, 2005 2:48 PM(#8 of 61)
aubrey has the WORST voice i've heard in a while. can that girl EVER hit her notes? listening to her squawk the notes is like hearing nails on a chalkboard.. you KNOW diddy is keeping her around because she is one of the prettiest girls there (well, aside from those 2 blonde strands of hair in the front of her head)
is there one girl that actually has a great voice and dances well? where does diddy hold these tryouts? but i guess we just have to trust THE MAN. after all, look how big "Da Band" and "dream" got
Posted by: alix | November 7, 2005 2:50 PM(#9 of 61)
are you kidding me..did u hear aubrey sing lady marmalade in front of diddy how can u say shes the worst...go get ur ears checked...shes talanted and thats why shes still in the competition
Posted by: kajdf | November 7, 2005 3:08 PM(#10 of 61)
^ are you serious or are you being sarcastic? :)
did you hear her bark out that song? painful! painful!
she's not the worst..i just think that "scooter girl" from american idol would have a better shot of winning a singing competition if the two were battling it out
Posted by: alix | November 7, 2005 3:17 PM(#11 of 61)
Happy Birthday from Manchester, Edhill!! Hookers, coke, meth = New England's Rising Star. I loved "Coming soon to the Vermont County Fair!" How true! Jessica Simpson was at the Big E last year. Doesn't she have some fans? About the boy band mix up... Better to play it off as part of the interchangeability of the bands. Get it? Oh, and again, a big "bafongoo you" to the haters. Edhill=dope.
Posted by: Lizardqueen | November 7, 2005 3:34 PM(#12 of 61)
Actually, I have to disagree. Mistaking one boy band for another only INCREASES edhill's credibility in my eyes.
Posted by: sg-dub | November 7, 2005 3:50 PM(#13 of 61)
Kim you are wrong. They are the backstreet boys. Try making sure ur right before you correct a legend like Edhill, idiot.
Posted by: EdMill | November 7, 2005 4:00 PM(#14 of 61)
Kim, he was right. They are the backstreet boys. Try making sure ur right before you correct a legend like Edhill, idiot.
Posted by: EdMill | November 7, 2005 4:02 PM(#15 of 61)
My sister sent this your blog to me in a link... I have got to take my hat off to you on your MOTB3 summary. I LOVE that show and some of the things you pointed out are things that only a True Watcher would catch.
I loved it when it made Aubrey and Aundrea battle. I love 'em both...esp. Aundrea and was prayin her ass would step it up.
Oh I was confused b/c the Road Trip will be on this week and Aubrey v. Aundrea happened this past week while they were in NY.
Anyhow, thanks for the good review...
Posted by: Elle | November 7, 2005 4:09 PM(#16 of 61)
Oh my bad, my sister just refreshed my memory... .they were in MIA.
Cannot wait until Thurs.
Posted by: Elle | November 7, 2005 4:11 PM(#17 of 61)
Word, sg-dub. That's what I meant.
Posted by: Lizardqueen | November 7, 2005 4:57 PM(#18 of 61)
Oh my god Lizardqueen...The Big E. Grew up in CT so I unfortunately know exactly what you're talking about!
Great recap ED! And Happy Belated B-Day...sounds like it was a memorable one.
Posted by: mere2142 | November 7, 2005 5:31 PM(#19 of 61)
I love Aundrea. She's so pretty. I don't see what the big deal is with Aubrey I don't think she's pretty at all
Posted by: Camile | November 7, 2005 6:06 PM(#20 of 61)
I can't believe people are getting pissy about the Backstreet boys versus NSync! Who fucking cares! THEY BOTH SUCK!!!!! I mean why didn't they just bring in LFO and 98 Degrees. All boy bands are the same. All boy bands are lame.
Posted by: stevo | November 7, 2005 9:14 PM(#21 of 61)
Aundrea is cute, but.....I want Aubrey. A little skinny, but whatever.
I would do nau...nevermind. You don't want to know.
Haha.
Posted by: Aj | November 7, 2005 10:20 PM(#22 of 61)
Exactly Steveo,
Both the Backstreet Boys and NSYNC have in common : 12 year old fans who are now 21 and they are out of a career but keep stressing a comeback.
And I Think Aubrey has a nice voice, Think you can do better? As Diddy says TAKE HER SPOT!
GO chubby cheeks Aundrea!
Always a fan Malika, nice to see your sight back up!
www.malikaent.com
Posted by: sexyndenim | November 8, 2005 2:21 AM(#23 of 61)
I think Aubrey is by far the best dancer and she has a good voice too!!! You can tell she is going to be a star. Aundrea will make it too. I think Diddy needs to start eliminating more girls. You can tell the ones who are not going to make it, they never show them!! So why keep them around???
Posted by: sara | November 8, 2005 7:38 AM(#24 of 61)
forever hate the backstreet boys and anyone who associates with them. do they practice their intense singing faces in the mirror, especially nick? when people said boy bands are dead, i always hoped they meant literally. girl groups however are the best, even if they're awful.
Posted by: avi | November 8, 2005 7:39 AM(#25 of 61)
OMG! I live right next to the Big E! I'm from MA and I HATE THE BIG E they always bring half-assed "artists" and they cause so much traffic!! Well EdHill don't worry N*Sync Backstreet Boys, Mini Vanilli they are all the same. LOVE YA
Posted by: BIGE hater | November 8, 2005 10:35 AM(#26 of 61)
Aubry's voice is beautiful AND she can dance!
She had a problem once because she had laryngitus but she really sings most of the time.
Last year, they had a comp where they went to a night club and sang on stage. Aubrey was so good, Diddy was telling everyone that she was really black.
He acts like such a jerk sometimes but he really likes her.
Posted by: GG | November 8, 2005 10:36 AM(#27 of 61)
Great recap on the show I love Aundrea and Aubrey but Aubrey a bit more. Can you guys believe Aundrea is almost 22? She went to my high school and always had a beautiful noice. You can tell Diddy likes her because if it would have been any other girl besides Aubrey messing up trhe dance move he would have cut them. Why the hell hasnt he cut D Nosh or Dominique yet? I like Shannon too is it just me or does Kaui have a funny looking mouth/teeth?
Posted by: Summer Morgan | November 8, 2005 11:24 AM(#28 of 61)
My uncle works for the crew on making the band. I heard some very incriminating things about puffy and the girls. I heard that he has------ with them. I won't say it here but if u wanna know hit me up at 3343248770. He should be ashamed!
Posted by: Bryan Barrow the pimp | November 8, 2005 11:47 AM(#29 of 61)
^ Yeah we'll all call you really soon
Anyway, love the recap, but your birthday is no excuse. Get on your shit Ed, or we'll all be turning to b-side!
Why are we not commenting on the fact that Dominique (the chubby girl) looks like a troll? She can't possibly make it.
Posted by: chix | November 8, 2005 12:54 PM(#30 of 61)
EdMill-
Before you take the time to call someone an idiot, IDIOT, how about next time you actually take the time to read the comments after mine? If you would've taken 5 seconds to do that, you would've seen the other people who corrected him, and how he responded shortly after that saying that he didn't notice that he mixed the two boy bands up and he will now correct it. SO THEN HE PROCEEDED TO CORRECT IT...but of course my comment would still be there. NEXT TIME, LEARN HOW TO FU%%IN READ. Mmmk? Thanks.
Posted by: EdMill | November 8, 2005 2:10 PM(#31 of 61)
EdMill-
Before you take the time to call someone an idiot, IDIOT, how about next time you actually take the time to read the comments after mine? If you would've taken 5 seconds to do that, you would've seen the other people who corrected him, and how he responded shortly after that saying that he didn't notice that he mixed the two boy bands up and he will now correct it. SO THEN HE PROCEEDED TO CORRECT IT...but of course my comment would still be there. NEXT TIME, LEARN HOW TO FU%%IN READ. Mmmk? Thanks.
Posted by: Kim | November 8, 2005 2:13 PM(#32 of 61)
Bryan, if you put your number out there then you might as well dish the dirt! As the tabloids do, you can use the word ALLEGEDLY. Anyway I know that's why he be wearing those sunglasses while they be practicing because he be peeping them, his pee pee be salivating over the young booty.
Posted by: sexyndenim | November 8, 2005 5:23 PM(#33 of 61)
Oh my gosh, Malika has a CD???? Has anyone heard any of it?
Posted by: Ash | November 8, 2005 7:45 PM(#34 of 61)
um what is with the obsession w/ Aubrey? I really don't get it. How can people see skinny, orange tanned, streaky long hair and yes flat stomach and translate that into "hot" and "pretty." Maybe if the girl eased up on some of overprocessing I might be able to see if the girl is pretty or not but until then I can't tell. And I liked Aubrey on the first season but now she's got this big ego and it ain't pretty.
Posted by: jackie | November 9, 2005 7:18 AM(#35 of 61)
Ash, if you go to her site Malikaent.com you can listen to it. I love that girl but...her music...is bad.
Posted by: KiKi | November 9, 2005 10:30 AM(#36 of 61)
Oh Malika Malika.....
Words can't explain how hurt she look after she was booted from MTB3!!
Her music is horrible and she isn't even singing she's trying to RAP!!
Doesn't she have a stylist to tell her how horrible her hair and clothes look?!?!
Diddy maybe a slave driver but she would have done soooo much better if she was still on the show!
Posted by: Ohhellno | November 9, 2005 11:31 AM(#37 of 61)
Any one know how Andrea got her hair to do that? I have really dead hair and I NEED some volume (maybe not that much volume but a good amount)
Posted by: IloveAubrey/Aundrea | November 9, 2005 11:33 AM(#38 of 61)
http://www.aubreyoday.com/
Posted by: heyy | November 9, 2005 12:11 PM(#39 of 61)
Hey, don't make fun of BSB. Even though they are not as popular ne more, they still have amazing songs! :D
Posted by: BKT&TBabe | November 9, 2005 12:22 PM(#40 of 61)
^ Whoever tried to cut on my girl Malika, FUCK YOU! Go get you some from someone of color so that you can trade in your abercrombie shitless taste, so that you can understand hip hop and get your ass some flavor BITCH!
Posted by: sexyndenim | November 9, 2005 1:32 PM(#41 of 61)
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh THAT HELMIT ON AUNDREAS HEAD THATS FUNNY visit www.stephon.tk and go in the photo album and u will see a sweet pic of aubrey leave a comment on the message board
Posted by: Stephon | November 9, 2005 2:08 PM(#42 of 61)
Great.....
Posted by: Jay Nonnie | November 9, 2005 7:42 PM(#43 of 61)
You know what sexyndenim, you sound like a real stupid ass bitch comin on here defending some wannabe reality TV loser that doesn't give two shits about you and wont come on here in your defense after i get done with you. Im entitled to my opinion and if you dont like it the kiss my ass and shut the fuck up.
Posted by: KiKi | November 10, 2005 8:31 PM(#44 of 61)
You know what KIKI sit your little ass down little bitch. Because I'm entitled to my own opinion. Just as everyone on this page defends there on favorites. So again Fuck you and the opinion that your dumb ass is entitled to. I don't know about kissing your ass, but if I could I'd slap shit out your ass! One more thing every artist started out ass a wannabe Nellie, Lauren Hill, Alicia Keys if you watch thre stories on VH1 didn't people pick up there syles off the bat because of haters like you. I root for the underdog, and bitch I'm rooting for your dumbass to shut the Fuck UP!
Posted by: sexyndenim | November 10, 2005 9:50 PM(#45 of 61)
Hey I just got one thing to say....my girl from Detroit is on point...she gonna make it. And y'all need to stop hatin on my girl Aubrey- that girl gotz some vocals like I aint never heard. It's crazy. I'd like to see Aubrey and Andrea go at it again...that was tight.
Posted by: Jordan | November 11, 2005 9:11 AM(#46 of 61)
Hands down Aundrea is the hottest chick on making the band. Her and Aubrey. diddy need to stop screwing around and let them kno they in. they deserve to be in it more than any other girl. But aundrea is freakin hot. I'm gay and i got the hugest crush on her.. i would marry her.. after beyonce. but she better make it or diddy's show is just a big hoax. If i had to make a band it would be aundrea, aubrey, dominique, and wuanita, and maybe shannon. but i only want four. they don't need another pussycat dolls!
Posted by: DramaBoi421 | November 11, 2005 12:31 PM(#47 of 61)
are u fucking serious aubrey can sing shes one of the best girls on their n she did m,ake the band meaning she was really good girl go to the doctor get your ears checked n she can dance
Posted by: dj | November 11, 2005 12:34 PM(#48 of 61)
This blog sucks. Way too much hate.
Posted by: kb | November 11, 2005 4:45 PM(#49 of 61)
"It was Boom! Cat! madness. Madness I tell you."--That made me laugh..for a long time, for some reason.
Posted by: Die_Romantik | November 11, 2005 9:15 PM(#50 of 61)
i love aundrea's hair and i just love everything about the girl. I think she is the best Diddy's got and she's got it going on!
Posted by: chris | November 12, 2005 11:52 AM(#51 of 61)
Aundrea has the most freakin' amazing voice. She looks kinda Asian, but i cant check tat cuz she's got no website. How come Aubrey has one and she doesnt?
Posted by: Jade | November 12, 2005 5:32 PM(#52 of 61)
EDHILL stop partying and recap the last episode!
Posted by: sdfsa | November 12, 2005 8:30 PM(#53 of 61)
I think that Dominique is the bomb. She is very talented and I hope that she Makes The Band.
Posted by: Sunshine | November 13, 2005 1:58 PM(#54 of 61)
Aubrey is my girl shes so fuckin hot and did anybody notice Aundrea copied Aubreys hair style well I did and I dont like that dont get me wrong I like Aundrea But I love Aubrey.GO AUBREY!!
P.S go to http://www.aubreyweb.tk
Posted by: Aubrey My Girl | November 13, 2005 2:54 PM(#55 of 61)
Hey, Dominique, the 80's called and they want their side ponytail back.
And the pink bow.
Hey, look at me, I'm only 4'11, but I weigh 200 lbs. The girl can sing, but she needs to be singing while her ass is running on a treadmill. Holla!
Posted by: Ravon | November 14, 2005 1:58 PM(#56 of 61)
Aundrea doesnt need to copy anything off Aubrey. Aundrea is way cuter. Plus they are good friends Aubrey probably did Drea's hair that day or something. So dont be ridiculous. ITS A HAIR STYLE, you really cant help but let your hair look like someone elses. IE - a ponytail. Neways, Aubrey and Aundrea should make their own band. And bring back Bethany from last season cos I loved her.
Posted by: Natalie | November 16, 2005 11:18 AM(#57 of 61)
One word, no. That means if Andrea gets cut off, NO more making the band 3 for alot of people. Alot of us are Andrea fans. Oh did I mention I'm and Andrea fan? Well I am and I practically pray for Andrea to make the band. If she doesn't diddy doesn't know the meaning of talents.
Posted by: PrincessT | November 19, 2005 12:19 PM(#58 of 61)
Geezus you continuously slam the black girls on the show and the black producers, choreographer,puffy blah , blah. This ED dude has a serious chip.
Posted by: Shuddup | November 24, 2005 10:55 AM(#59 of 61)
I was sooo nervous when Diddy made Aundrea and Aubrey go head to head... Thank god, he didnt make any cuts in this episode... Aundrea is sooo cute.... But Aubrey is sooo HOTT... Both should start their own band...
Posted by: Lazy | November 24, 2005 8:10 PM(#60 of 61)
Diddy knowns what he is doing. Aundrea and Aubrey are In. Both have what it takes to dance and sing.
Posted by: Aileen | November 25, 2005 10:43 PM(#61 of 61)