The first person asked to form a group was Melissa. She picked Shannon, Dawn, Aubrey and Denosh. I am still reeling at the Denosh choosing. I guess they figure if she makes the group she can double as their body guard.

Awesome recap EdHill.

Aubrey has such a nice body but that picture above does it no justice whatsoever...I think it's time to retire the orange cargo pants.

This recap is hilarious.

A disturbing gum to teeth ratio of 1/1...
Did I also mention the whole thing is catered?...
EdHill loves it when he refers to himself in the third person...

Good stuff. I laughed out loud at least 8 times reading this. Thanks.

Anyone else notice that it was supposed to be three in the morning (after a night of drinkin and boozin it was very late or early, right?) and Diddy's there with his kids? His kids? I'm not buying it.

Hillarious!! Should I be a spoiler cuz I already know what group wins at the BSB concert?!?! Look up Making the Band 3 on webshots and that basically tells you everything that will happen in the next episode!!! If Laurie Anne asked me to make my band it would be Aubrey, Aundrea, Dawn, Shannon, and that one girl with the muscular thighs!! hahaha

And they said you were all washed up. EdHill= some funny ass shit, as always. Non Illegitimus Carborundum, my friend.

Nice recap!

Does anyone else think it's strange that the Backstreet Boys apparently attract an audience of 10,000 people? Ten THOUSAND?? In 2005??? Uh, yeah right.

I don't even watch this show. I'm just stalking EdHill.

So, I'm looking at the group pic above and I don't see any fat girls. I mean there are a buncha skinny girls with distended bellies up front, but how can THEY be covering a fat chick?

Does the diddy ever close his mouth? He looks like he can't breathe through his nose.

I almost had Dr Pepper come through my nose reading the Andre Harrell caption.

I'm so glad Titus Pullo didn't die Sunday on "Rome".

Love the recap! But I’m wondering am I the only one who noticed Aubrey grabbing/adjusting her crotch before the dance off? I love the girl, but exactly what was she adjusting?

I like these Making the Band recaps most of all, I don't know who EdHill is, I guess the guy that writes these recaps, but out of all the recaps these are the funniest. I luv it.

I'm having a very bad day at the office and my cube is getting me down, and then I read this recap so full of really funny comments (and yes, I happen to be a 34 yr old, ivy league MBA grad but for some reason I'm really, really into reality tv and specifically this making the band show...)... recap...so very funny.

She's in the wrong pocket. Hee. Can't have four girls that look like Tootie. Heehee.

As much as I love this show I think I equally enjoy these write-ups. Thank you EdHill, I'm in a much better pocket now.

The worst part about that episode was when Aubrey (in the scene from the above picture) was totally, TOTALLY picking out her snatch-murf. (there just HAS to be a slang word for that). Nasty! NASTY!

EdHill is the Tim Duncan of this recapping game. Consistent, and you can expect greatness every time out.

As the end of Making The Band 3 approaches comes another of my favorite pass times the Gauntlet II, Oh the Drama! The clips make the cast look as if there going through pure abomination.

I assumed that the gadgit that Diddy had was an audio recorder. Was he using it or just playing with it? What the hell is it?

Ok... not trying to pick, because this was hilarious... but you call everyone Shannon. She picked Melissa out to pick her own group, and then Taquita was talking to Kaui about how people were fake. Okay, so not everyone... but those two... really,the real Shannon never does anything remotely interesting besides be a good dancer. IMHO. She's totally going to be in the band, but she has no personality. Boo.

Why? Oh why didnt you use as a picture Dominique's face while dancing?
It was too funny, I thought it was a shoe in

i think the device was a mini fan!

What on earth was up with his new gold teeth? I mean seriously, I was blinded!
I think the "gadget" was a recording thing, because after Dominique sang he was saying how it even sounded good playing on it, or something like that.

"Oh Taquita. You’re new to the reality TV game. Why don’t you sit right back and let me tell you a little story. It’s about an “Apprentice� job that turns out to be nothing but PR appearances and a million dollar prize that ends up being only 560 thousand or so after taxes. It’s also about being told you’re going to be America’s Next Top Model, but all you end up doing is banging a Brady. But most of all, it’s about people overacting and lying whenever there’s a camera around so they can one day parlay it into a job on The Scorned 2 (god help us all).

Nice.

It was a fan, for sure, and Piddy did not have it directed at his son on his lap. o no.

Aubrey is my girl shes so fuckin hot and did anybody notice Aundrea copied Aubreys hair style well I did and I dont like that dont get me wrong I like Aundrea But I love Aubrey.GO AUBREY!!
P.S go to http://www.aubreyweb.tk

laugh out loud funny, I love you EdHill

Oh Diddy....

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/blog/archives/shiddy1.jpg

A disturbing gum to teeth ratio of 1/1...

FANTASTIC! i was laughing hysterically. i also love Aubrey... i'd think about becoming a lesbian if she were into that sort of thing.

Also, Dominique's face when she messed up the moves... i thought for sure that was going to be a freeze frame!!

EdHill, great recap!

I was going to use the Dominque "mess up face" but I figured I was picking in the girl enough.

But you gotta admit, Dominique's indigestion face was a recap on it's own. She was WORKING it!

For pictures of a Real Girl Gone Wild....check these pics out of Tara Reid going bonkers at some club in Miami last weekend.

I thought she gave up drinking?

(you have to scroll down a little bit)

http://wafsboston.blogspot.com/2005/11/off-hook-recap-conclusion.html

Apparently she was drinking straight out of a big bottle of champagne - no glass necessary

While we're on the topic of Cindy being the anorexic girl, what girl wore the "I Beat Anorexia" t-shirt last season? Was it Aundrea? I can't remember.

It was that Asian looking girl that always had streaks in her hair (until she saw herself on tv and took them out!)

MARTY! Thats it. Gosh that was about to drive me crazy!

Thanks Ashley! I agree about the streaks!

Hey Edhill, pretty ethnocentric comment you made about Taquita's hair looking like side show bob's. No wonder 70% of the black women in this country mutlilate their hair to look more like yours. You really, really suck. Please try your best to follow along: Taquita's hair is fairly representative of how African/Afro/nappy/kinky hair looks in its natural state Umm, only 70-90% or so of the black men and women around the world have it... (Oh and for future reference, non ethnic people, stop using nappy, its really offensive...unless you are black, latino, jewish,or possibly asian, it MOST LIKELY does not apply to your hair). Therefore, Edgehill, If, mainly black people have afro hair, then
making a statment about afro hair=making a statement about black people. You know despite my belief in change, I sometimes genuinely believe that you people will never get it. Even the so-called intelligent, enlightened ones among you don't understand. Oh well...

Ok, we all know Dominque can sing, BUT the clips they showed of her sing "so great" DID NOT sound good to me. Was I the only one who thought that?

And what kind of recorder was that Diddy had. It was cool.

*Also: Ed, PLEASE don't leave me waiting SO LONG for your recaps. THEY ARE SO GOOD and I get really sad when they take so long to come:) KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!

Recorder!? That was a little personal fan he was holding LOL

Where's the recap! I am waiting so anxiously! I dont understand why Shannon is still around..she is an okay dancer..she knows the steps, but i wouldnt classify her as an great dancer...her voice is average..doesnt stand out...and honestly..she is funny looking...she has an overbite.l.she's really pale and her face isnt pretty unless she is all done up..and even then I question it! ...only good thing she has going is her hair! I think she needs to go...and I love Dominique's voice...but..you can't go from looking at Aubrey to looking at Dominique...is just isnt a pretty site!

my band is.....
Shannon
Dawn
Aundrea
Kelly

and....
I think Diddy should have Aubrey go solo. She defiantly has the voice, moves and personality like any top celebrity out there.

UH, WHERE IS THE RECAP EDHILL? I'M GOING CRAZY OVER HERE!!!!

I need a recap! There was alot goin on in theis epsiode!! I wanna hear your tear Denosh apart!!!!

EdHill, what pocket are you in? Your either in a pocket and you shouldn't be or your not in a pocket and you should be. Or maybe your getting ready to eat some fried turkey with Diddy (all skin) and will do your recap after turkey day. Can't wait!

Aubrey is the hottest damn thng that ever hit reality tv shows... shes definitely making the band this is b/c i think diddy really likes her.. A LOT!!! and who wouldnt? Aundrea should do great also..

ohh yea... i cant believe Aubrey is single.. So HOTT and single? thats just wrong... Holla at ur boy, Aubrey!!

OMG! You did not just call Kaui Shannon! I love Kaui and that really upset me! and even though she is gone, I still love her! She will always be my favorite. She's extremely hot! lol GO KAUI!!! okay I'm done...

when r u goin to have the one when they are split into two groups? i wanna read that one.. Aubrey is modeling in that one.. what can get any better? so get it fast!!

I think it would be awesome for both Shannon & aubrey to be in the band despite Diddy saying they're "head to head". I love both of them, but I wish Shannon got more camera time. I swear I think I only saw her talk maybe twice the whole season.

I CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER!!! Please give us the new recap...its been too long. I need a good laugh! Keep up the good work.

I THINK THE BAND SHOULD BE...
AUBREY
AUNDREA
DAWN
WANITA
SHANNON

DOMINIQUE CAN SING BUT SHE CANNOT DANCE. SHE SHOULD GO SOLO.

DENOSH NEEDS TO GO TO THE BACK OF THE STAGE AND DANCE BACK UP OR SING BACK UP

I think that aubrey should make the band because she has already showed them last season that she could do it. Plus she has the voice and she has the sexy hot looks that every man is looking for. AUBREY BABY YOUR MY #1 ALL THE WAY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE U

I think Aubrey should make the band definately. if she doesn't. hell with the show.

Did anyone else notice the glitch when Kaui was singing and they showed Diddy's face and in the reflection of the mirror Kaui wasnt singing at all, but standing against the wall.

P.S. I Feel that Shannon, Dawn, and Aubrey should definetly be in the band when I saw all 3 of them dance something in my head just sparked.

i believe what diddy was holding was a TUNER....

What Diddy was holding in his hand was a small portable fan. YES, that was funny when they showed Kaui sining and in the back ground, they showed her standing there. What is up with Loriann, she makes the weirdest faces, hater.

duh, of course it was a fan? couldn't you guys see the little blades spinning? The room was hot and without air-conditioning. Hence the reason why all the girls were so sweaty.

And what's up with Aubrey and the orange cargo pants? You see her wearing it in nearly every episode. Don't get me wrong, she's definitely a favorite but it appears that she chose those pants to color-code/match/blend in with her over-the-top orange skin.

This Making the Band thing has gone to Aubreys head. She is not so cute, and let the record show that Aubrey bit off of Aundrea with the hairstyle. Aundrea is much better looking than Aubrey, and I can not stand Aubrey's teeth. Denosh needs to be kicked off. I hope she does go home. She is really egotistical and really stuck on herself. She looked horrible in those white booty cutting shorts. All up around her thighs were all black and not cute at all. She claimed that she has sung back up for Faith and Ciara, etc. and if she did, why is she on Making the Band trying to get somewhere. She looks like a man. She needs to be a wrestler with her mannish looking self. Taquita is alright, but she needs to really calm down a little. Her comments are sometimes very ignorant, and to me during the performance to open for the Backstreet Boys, Taquita seemed to be all over the stage. I like Dawn and Wanita. They stay out of the limelight and just do what they came to do. They both can dance very well, but never really got to hear them sing. Dominique can sing her behind off. So what she is not one of the stronger dancers, but she will sing a few of those girls under a table. Her dancing could be worked on. Look at Mary J. and Ashanti, Amerie and a few other ones. They can't dance but Puffy still put Mary J. out there. The Inc. put Ashanti out there. So Dominique I hope you really make it. You will be a great asset to the group. Jasmine is another one that came to get the job done, but she just doesn't stand out to me, and all that hair swinging and so called rapping at the BSB performance was not that cute to me. Please send Kelli home. She is not so cute, and had the nerve to say that her group, "SHE" just happens to be the sexy group. I don't think so!! She also looks like a man. Her and Denosh need to start dating. Melissa and Shannon are alright also, but nothing stands out with them. They are just there. "SHE" thought they were the better group, but I loved it when "CHAIN 6" came and got the standing ovation at the concert. I loved that. If I had to pick, my group would be:
AUNDREA
DAWN
WANITA
DOMINIQUE
TAQUITA

CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THURSDAY!!!!

THEY SHOULD DEFINETLY BRING TIFFANY BACK. I KNOW HER HIP IS BETTER BY NOW!!!

Melissa has an official website www.melissasmithonline.com