Even though most of the world was busy rejoicing at the announcement of another celebrity wedding, there are those of us who mourn the love that may never be. Jake and Kirsten were the couple that everybody loved, and have left many fans wondering "Why?" after the announcement of their split awhile back. Many readers wrote, almost sobbing to themselves at the thought of what could have been. We here at TVgasm wondered the same thing, specifically how the world's most dreamy-eyed actor and the girl he seemingly couldn't get enough of would have been like had they married, specifically what their children would look like.

In times past, we could count on Conan O'Brien and his "What if They Mated" segment to provide us with these sorts of answers. But we can't tell our readers they have to wait until then, so we decided to use our own sophisticated software to come up with a possible composite.