Pat O'Brien Doesn't Want To Be The H'wood Insider; He Just Wants To Be Inside 'Her - 
by madeyoulaugh
We have accessed Hollywood Insider's Pat O'Brien's alleged voicemail messages to a coworker he is trying to coerce into a threesome with both he and an anonymous woman identified only as "Betsy."
Message after message the stunningly sleazy comments to his coworker get more and more graphic as Pat gets more and more into the idea of watching the voicemail recipient and "Betsy" or a "hire a hooker" do things to one another while doing "coke."
At one point, he seems to acknowledge his actions as being a little...well...off when he remarks "I dont know whats wrong with me...I dont do this" and then leaps right back into "...but I just want to make you *expletive* crazy...let's just *expletive* have sex and fun and drugs.....and go crazy."
Let us all just be thankful that this quasi-celebrity had the decency to make a series of sex voicemails and not the far more disturbing Pat O'Brien celeb sex video which surely would have resulted in hundreds or thousands of therapy hours.
Thank you to Nancy O'Dell for sending these in... (I kid.)
By the by, Pats wife name is Linda, not Betsy...Linda. tsk tsk tsk
Complete audio voicemails after the jump....
CAUTION...UNLESS THE VOLUME IS VERY VERY LOW, THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK
To listen to the audio, click on Pat O'Brien cartoon above or click here
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Comments
didn't he enter rehab this week for "alcohol" abuse? could "alcohol" be code for sex and drug addiction?
i feel unclean now.
Posted by: mattie | March 22, 2005 10:36 PM(#1 of 80)
This is amazing.
Posted by: B-Side | March 22, 2005 10:58 PM(#2 of 80)
omg, what a scoop!! actually laguhing my ass off right now
Posted by: empty | March 23, 2005 4:21 AM(#3 of 80)
Too bad. I always liked Pat and thought he was a class act. Just goes to show. mmmmm
Posted by: Frank | March 23, 2005 4:25 AM(#4 of 80)
can I just say... EEEEWWWWWWW!
Posted by: Rrq0 | March 23, 2005 5:24 AM(#5 of 80)
I feel so violated. My name has been used in such an unwholesome manner. It could have at least been someone hot. But Pat O'Brien
Posted by: Betsy | March 23, 2005 5:54 AM(#6 of 80)
Sanctimonious bastard. Sent the link to the local radio station Entertainment reporter...
Posted by: Plumes | March 23, 2005 6:04 AM(#7 of 80)
*shudder* Creepy Old Pat needs to expand his vocabulary
MYL, I couldn't make out the background noise, was it a TV show or a party?
Betsy (and Linda) are probably ecstatic he's entered rehab
Posted by: Retroqueen | March 23, 2005 6:11 AM(#8 of 80)
I know it's a big turn on for me when EVERY message begins with "You are so fucking hot...". Ya, that does it for me.
Clearly she doesn't want to look at him and say, "yes" or wink.
Jesus Pat, take a hint!!
Poor Linda. Stupid Betsy. Poor girl he's stalking.
Posted by: MischaCantAct | March 23, 2005 6:29 AM(#9 of 80)
I read this on Page Six in the Post today. But hearing it makes him all the more sleazy. Who knew O'Patty boy was such a freak? LMAO
Posted by: Nixah | March 23, 2005 8:01 AM(#10 of 80)
Can he say "suck your tits" one more time?
So unfucking unhot.
Posted by: Jodi | March 23, 2005 8:13 AM(#11 of 80)
tvgasm dudes, were you able to figure out the timeline of these messages? were they all left at the same time, on the same day, etc.?
ick.
from 'anchorman':
ron burgundy to veronica corningstone-
"I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you. Wait, wait, wait--I WANNA be on you."
--eerie.
Posted by: jack | March 23, 2005 8:34 AM(#12 of 80)
That was so fucking amazing. I cant beleive how you fuckin got this. ITs driving me fuckin crazy.
If anyone fuckin agrees with me, just fuckin nod. OR fuckin wink.
Oh god. I dont know whats wrong with me. I normally dont post like this.
I just wanna jerk off in someones face. get crazy.
Posted by: Eddiebosox | March 23, 2005 10:42 AM(#13 of 80)
ok, I admit Eddie...you mademelaugh
MYL
Posted by: madeyoulaugh | March 23, 2005 10:57 AM(#14 of 80)
If you think this is fucking hysterical, just...um...just, um, look at me and say "yes".
Posted by: jess | March 23, 2005 11:10 AM(#15 of 80)
This is so freaking unreal...funny unreal...and at this time I have come to the final stage of grief, acceptance. WOW.
Posted by: khaled | March 23, 2005 11:17 AM(#16 of 80)
And to think when I found out he was an alcoholic I was surprised. This is much worse... make that better. Now if only you had those Bill O'Reilly phone messages from a few months ago.
Posted by: Lisa | March 23, 2005 12:05 PM(#17 of 80)
::shudder::
Posted by: Stefanie | March 23, 2005 12:29 PM(#18 of 80)
Did anyone else notice the creepiest part about that whole thing is all those messages are recieved within like a few hour period form waht sounds like the middle of a hotel bar?
I mean, OK, she gets it. you want to jerk off in her face and suck her tits. No need to repeat it 50 fuckin times.
Jesus. Now i cant stop talking like him.
I cant seem to stop laughing hearing Pat O'Brien say "cock".
Posted by: Eddiebosox | March 23, 2005 1:24 PM(#19 of 80)
I wish she'd just say yes or wink at him already so he'll stop saying how fucking into her he is!
Posted by: nicole | March 23, 2005 2:18 PM(#20 of 80)
This is hilarious. In the earlier messages he sounds disturbingly like Dustin Hoffman in Rainman...
Posted by: adwred | March 23, 2005 2:39 PM(#21 of 80)
I love how he formally ends each message with a curt and sudden "Bye."
Posted by: B-Side | March 23, 2005 2:41 PM(#22 of 80)
Oh, I am so disillusioned! What is this world coming to?
Jesus, Pat, get a new routine! Can you spell redundant????? I think the word "fucking" gets stuck in his moustache like a broken record.
Shame, shame, shame.
Posted by: winkie | March 23, 2005 7:17 PM(#23 of 80)
Obviously, he's needed help for some time...........
Posted by: SusieQ | March 23, 2005 7:46 PM(#24 of 80)
And the CBS Phone Sex Show ROLLS ON!!!!!
And he wants to be Governor of South Dakota??? Sounds perfect....
Sincerely
Bill Clinton
Posted by: Harry the Horse | March 23, 2005 7:54 PM(#25 of 80)
http://stuckinrehabwithpatobrien.blogspot.com/
As parodies of fallen celebrities go, it's pretty brilliant.
Posted by: aclark | March 24, 2005 7:28 AM(#26 of 80)
I don't see what the big deal is. That's nothing to be ashamed of...
Posted by: skeez | March 25, 2005 2:43 PM(#27 of 80)
That was crazy!
yeah, i think my favorite part of it (wait I have a favorite?) was how he ended each message with a short "bye". As I was listening to his incredulous, stalking messages all I kept thinking about was how much I would be freaked out if someone was calling me like that and then I'd laugh every time he said "ok, bye"!
Posted by: jaimie | March 25, 2005 3:18 PM(#28 of 80)
can't stop laughing...yet feel the need to shower with a anti-bacterial body scrub at the same time...
now I will forever wonder if Lara Spencer is the 'unfortunate' coworker....
Posted by: mrskemo | March 25, 2005 3:23 PM(#29 of 80)
haha that made/ruined my day.
Posted by: brandon g | March 25, 2005 4:09 PM(#30 of 80)
http://img131.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img131&image=pato3bj.jpg
Posted by: jj | March 25, 2005 4:50 PM(#31 of 80)
Ummmm, I think she is F**N hot...LOL...at least I hope so.. I'd like to see that for myself but he sure thinks so !
Posted by: Tina | March 25, 2005 5:16 PM(#32 of 80)
WOW...no, seriously..Opie & Anthony were the first to air this audio uncensored on XM channel 202. Check out OpieandAnthony.com for the amazing flash animation that a loyal fan came up with!
Posted by: throatyogurt | March 25, 2005 7:08 PM(#33 of 80)
i ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS GAY. I swear he was the gayest person ever and i thought that was why he was fired from AH. I mean you all know this is just a stupid cover up to try and boost whatever carear he has right. Has everybody gone fucking retarted. PLEASE DONT CARE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. who the fuuck is pat O'brien anyway. watch and listen to Conan's jokes and laugh for a reason. Goddammit
Posted by: rrReckognize | March 27, 2005 12:22 PM(#34 of 80)
Pat is divorced- Betsy was his girlfriend
Posted by: fred | March 27, 2005 10:59 PM(#35 of 80)
So, who is the F**king hot babe he is talking to? Is there a picture of her out there? Please someone, lets see her!!
Posted by: Sally | March 28, 2005 9:38 AM(#36 of 80)
Whats new? Hollywood is totally gay. Now I have to go and take my third shower.
Posted by: JabbyDula | March 28, 2005 1:07 PM(#37 of 80)
Man! I wish I could get a job selling stuff like this to the tabloids. Hollywood is full of creeps!
Posted by: Cronjob | March 28, 2005 6:24 PM(#38 of 80)
Pat rocks it old school
Posted by: Abby | March 28, 2005 6:26 PM(#39 of 80)
Listen to the other audio clips - the pixie stix and diet coke one is hilarious.
http://www.lookatmeandsayyes.com
Posted by: Chris | March 28, 2005 9:04 PM(#40 of 80)
Pat O'breeze is the fucking man!!!!!
Posted by: Bigg Bee | March 29, 2005 9:05 AM(#41 of 80)
i dont have speakers for my computer yet because im not nerdy enough, but just the comments posted got me alittle weird feeling. i just called my girlfriend and left her a real nice church like message. im going to the apple store right now to buy those jbl speakers from apple so i can feel dirty and disgusted like you guys.
Posted by: fifedaddy | March 29, 2005 11:44 AM(#42 of 80)
Pretty fuckin' pathetic. At least Bill Clinton was slightly more discreet, for a douchebag.
Posted by: titsucker | March 29, 2005 2:42 PM(#43 of 80)
You guys dont leave messages to hot girls? at least im not alone
why do i somehow feel very dirty now? I love that "Ok bye" he leaves after each message!!
He is my new hero!!
Posted by: Smok3 | March 29, 2005 5:46 PM(#44 of 80)
IS HE ON CRACK? he even says i dont know why im like this. Please say yes to me or wink at me and lets have some fun ;)
why does he keep repeating himself
Posted by: Smok3 | March 29, 2005 5:50 PM(#45 of 80)
once again ... you're so fuckin hot... ewwwwwww
Posted by: Boredgrrl04 | March 29, 2005 5:59 PM(#46 of 80)
Pat O'Brien is the man!! Every broad should get this kind of treatment!!
Sincerly, Joe Namath
Posted by: Billyd | March 29, 2005 7:01 PM(#47 of 80)
This is one sick puppy, so into himself that he thinks it is ok to do this, I will never watch Acess Hollywood if he comesback...
Posted by: Barbra | March 29, 2005 7:52 PM(#48 of 80)
I was just watching "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" and Conan did a celebrity survey segment where celebrities finish a sentence. His joke with Pat O'Brien was funny.
It went as follows:
My advice to graduating students this year is:
Barbara Walters: "Go for your dreams."
Tim Robins: "Take a year off to travel the world."
Pat O'Brien: "If she's not there, don't leave a message."
The joke was followed by little laughter. It must not be a very big news story. We need to get the word out.
Posted by: Lisa | March 29, 2005 10:00 PM(#49 of 80)
Pat..Pat..Pat,
Even stupid criminals know to use a throw away phone. This way you could have said "It wasn't fucking me, okay bye"
I'm sure that this very scenario may be running through your mind as you are staring at the ceiling tiles in your "alcohol treatment facility". When your agent stops banging his or her head on the wall, you may want to try some "fucking damage control" or a labotomy.
Posted by: Kent | March 30, 2005 1:49 PM(#50 of 80)
Just... Look at me and say Yes
Posted by: Pat O'Brien | March 30, 2005 5:14 PM(#51 of 80)
This is his best work! Hope there's a sequel...
What a loser!
Posted by: 2112 | March 30, 2005 5:27 PM(#52 of 80)
This is his best work! Hope there's a sequel...
What a loser!
Posted by: 2112 | March 30, 2005 5:28 PM(#53 of 80)
Can we all say it together .... LOOOOOOSER!!
Having sex with Pat O'Brien would be like banging your grandpa..... ewwwwww!!!
Posted by: urbangrrrrl | March 31, 2005 1:16 AM(#54 of 80)
Cocaine's a hell of a drug...
Posted by: Blowhard | March 31, 2005 2:47 AM(#55 of 80)
That was close but... No Cigar
Posted by: Bill Clinton | March 31, 2005 4:15 AM(#56 of 80)
I really like the guy now-- every dude has gotten a little drunk and hit on some chick to have a 3some with his girlfriend-- what's the problem??
Posted by: Dan | March 31, 2005 10:58 AM(#57 of 80)
The funniest thing is that he tries to talk the girl into a threesome with "Betsy". He then calls back in about six minutes to say that "Betsy' wasn't into it because she was "F@#&ing jealous" and he would just "hire some hookers". I would love to have a tape on Pat's conversation with Betsy.
Posted by: John | March 31, 2005 12:43 PM(#58 of 80)
The funniest thing is that he tries to talk the girl into a threesome with "Betsy". He then calls back in about six minutes to say that "Betsy' wasn't into it because she was "F@#&ing jealous" and he would just "hire some hookers". I would love to have a tape of Pat's conversation with Betsy.
Posted by: John | March 31, 2005 12:44 PM(#59 of 80)
Do you hear him chuckle after he said "I want to beat off in your face" and right before he said, "get crazzzzzzy"
It was DISTURBING!!
I would love it if he was the commentator for the final four, i would sh*t myself dying of laughter.
Posted by: Brett | March 31, 2005 1:41 PM(#60 of 80)
Do you hear him chuckle after he said "I want to beat off in your face" and right before he said, "get crazzzzzzy"
It was DISTURBING!!
I would love it if he was the commentator for the final four, i would sh*t myself dying of laughter.
Posted by: Brett | March 31, 2005 1:42 PM(#61 of 80)
Do you hear him chuckle after he said "I want to beat off in your face" and right before he said, "get crazzzzzzy"
It was DISTURBING!!
I would love it if he was the commentator for the final four, i would sh*t myself dying of laughter.
Posted by: Brett | March 31, 2005 1:42 PM(#62 of 80)
I met Pat Obrien in Centra park last year. He was filming something for his tabloid tv show at the time. I asked him who he liked in the final four. He responded by saying, "Georgia Tech, They are so fucking hot". I was suprised at his choice of words but not anymore.
Posted by: Brett | March 31, 2005 1:45 PM(#63 of 80)
That's Funny!
Posted by: John | March 31, 2005 2:19 PM(#64 of 80)
What is this, 1983?
Posted by: Randy | April 1, 2005 12:24 PM(#65 of 80)
What is this, 1983?
Posted by: Randy | April 1, 2005 12:25 PM(#66 of 80)
That was so unprofessional of him.
Sincerely,
Richard Nixon, Linda Tripp, O.J. Simpson, Telemarketers, and Frank Gifford
P.S. That was not @#$$#$@@@ Hot!!
Posted by: Shawn | April 1, 2005 8:32 PM(#67 of 80)
Poor, poor Pat. I hear through another source that he is actually a lesbian trapped inside of a man's body..........
Posted by: Hugh Jass | April 2, 2005 8:10 PM(#68 of 80)
Actually, Betsy is his girlfriend. He got a divorce form his wife and is dating her now. The phone calls are not to Betsy but to some other girl.
Posted by: Lala | April 4, 2005 7:47 PM(#69 of 80)
Fucking fucking hilarious.
Posted by: josh | April 4, 2005 8:22 PM(#70 of 80)
What a dirty old fag!!! Tries to come across as a moral man on t.v. just like 90% of the morons in the media and in politics... you've been found out asswipe,now get ready for the barrage of ridicule hahahaha!!!!
Posted by: John Stone | April 5, 2005 1:34 PM(#71 of 80)
I heard this on Howard today and HAD to listen to it. It's hysterical!!!! What an idiot he is to leave this on some chicks voicemail!
Posted by: Lisa | April 5, 2005 6:19 PM(#72 of 80)
I keep hearing the tapes on howard stern, and it’s so fucking funny, and now I fully heard the tapes and it even better without the bleeps. So now I want to pleasure myself to him. I hope he fucking gay. So he can call me up and we can do a threesome!!!
Posted by: Danny | April 6, 2005 8:57 AM(#73 of 80)
I can't wait to see ET and The Insider find ways not to report on this bombshell. I hope other celebrites start hinting about this in interviews as well, when they get asked about pregnancy for the 40th time. Or Britney's just classless enough to mention it outright.
Posted by: Abe Froman | April 6, 2005 9:11 AM(#74 of 80)
I always thought Pat was gay.
Seriously.
Posted by: Suzi | April 8, 2005 12:08 PM(#75 of 80)
Check message 26. The blog parody continues to excel. Whitney Houston and others have dropped in.
Posted by: Ontario Emperor | April 8, 2005 1:17 PM(#76 of 80)
HAHAHAHH!! i just want to fuckin like make you crazy! im going to start saying that. what a dirty bastard. thats so hilarious.
Posted by: emily | April 8, 2005 11:33 PM(#77 of 80)
Wow, an absolutely pathetic loser. Nasty mustache and cheesy, nasty messages. Completely out of touch with reality. What planet did he think this girl was from that she would dig his come-ons?
Posted by: hippy dude | April 11, 2005 9:11 AM(#78 of 80)
You think those tapes are funny? You should listent to what Howard Stern has done to them... it is beyond funny... talk about LAO
Posted by: catgirl_midd | April 11, 2005 9:27 AM(#79 of 80)
You think those tapes are funny? You should listent to what Howard Stern has done to them... it is beyond funny... talk about LAO
Posted by: catgirl_midd | April 11, 2005 9:27 AM(#80 of 80)