We here at TVgasm are always happy to report on celebrity weddings, if only to start the counter for the inevitable scandal, divorce, and fallout. While most people in the television universe seem fixated on Rob and Amber's secret (yet televised) wedding over the weekend, we prefer to focus on dreamy lovebirds / future-cocaine dependents Chad Michael Murray and Sophia Bush, who joined in holy matrimony just a few days ago. Attendees of the wedding described the affair as "Like, oh my god!" and "Soooo cool." Guests allegedly swooned in the aisles, especially when CMM delivered his vows, which apparently were nothing more than a distant - yet complex - stare. When asked about how she felt marrying a man with three first names, Sophia Bush replied "Tee hee! I'm pretty!"

Thankfully, for all of us who didn't receive an invite (mine must have gotten lost in the mail), the happy couple has graciously offered up a photo from the ceremony. The picture shows two wax figures clutched in a very Senior Prom embrace. Apparently this was a blatant promotional gimmick for Chad Michael Murray's new flick, House of Wax ("Prey. Slay. DISPLAY!" - Did a tap dance instructor come up with that tagline?). We wish the newlyweds well and look forward to future waxy depictions of their married life.