Her Man, Her Dream, Herpe!! **CAUTION X-TREME PHOTOS** - 
by madeyoulaugh
Back in 1988, girls everywhere would have considered a kiss from Tom Cruise to be the memory of a lifetime. Former Dawsons Creek bueaty, and current beard, Katie Holmes, was no exception. But it seems she got more than she bargained for with her romance with Tom Cruise.
Yes, for Katie Holmes it doesnt have to be just a "memory" of a lifetime...not when Sir Cruise gave her the gift that keeps on giving, HERPES. Could it be chapped lips? Sure its possible, but far less fun to gossip about. I am posting the photo's after the jump and not visible from the main page because I find them so disturbing that an 8 year old crush completely diminished with but one glance at these photo's.
STD's of the face are enough to be taken off my top 10 list...fair thee well Ms. Holmes.






Comments
Who is the woman in the photos??
I think I feel a bit sick now!!!
Posted by: meatwad | May 4, 2005 11:44 AM(#1 of 59)
aww poor katie so usually looks for pretty. maybe its a zit or something on her lip but her face is really clear, but what the hell is on her chin??
Posted by: wendy | May 4, 2005 12:09 PM(#2 of 59)
Did anyone hear that Katie Holmes is claiming to be a virgin?
Well I guess she's not opposed to a little oral contact. Yechhh!!!
Posted by: That's Nasty | May 4, 2005 12:18 PM(#3 of 59)
is she anorexic? she looks gaunt!!
Posted by: ldini79 | May 4, 2005 12:52 PM(#4 of 59)
What paparazi was allowed to get that close to her. She should have him executed.
Posted by: America's Next Top Fan | May 4, 2005 1:08 PM(#5 of 59)
It looks sorta like the rash you can get from making out with stubbly guys. But then that other big thing? No clue. Poor Katie though.
Posted by: Catie | May 4, 2005 1:16 PM(#6 of 59)
Now are we sure that she does not have a case of the cold sores??..Cold sores look a lot like herpes outbreaks do...just a thought...
Posted by: Linda | May 4, 2005 1:17 PM(#7 of 59)
She should not have left the house looking like that. Seriously, wait till it clears up. That is just nasty.
Posted by: Genevieve | May 4, 2005 1:20 PM(#8 of 59)
umm, Linda, I hate to tell you this but cold sores ARE herpes outbreaks...herpes simplex 1
Posted by: Rebecca | May 4, 2005 1:22 PM(#9 of 59)
Uh, Linda, maybe you should do some reading. Cold sores ARE herpes! And, you can pass them orally to genitals. Anyway, I heard that all of Dawson's Creek was passing the herps back and forth amongst themselves...
Posted by: iTurnedOutTV | May 4, 2005 1:22 PM(#10 of 59)
Cold sores are Herpes? OMG that's what's been happening to my face??!!
Posted by: America's Next Top Fan | May 4, 2005 1:29 PM(#11 of 59)
Girl looks seriously haggard. I thought I had bad days.
Posted by: Betsy | May 4, 2005 1:51 PM(#12 of 59)
wow...that's going to give me nightmares.
Posted by: mountain girl | May 4, 2005 2:02 PM(#13 of 59)
Yikes. Herpes and cold sores are the same thing ... you can get them on the mouth by oral-oral, oral-genital, OR oral-anal contact...
Posted by: dumbanddumber | May 4, 2005 2:02 PM(#14 of 59)
ANTF, Paparazi have zoom-in lens. Poor Katie.
Posted by: couchpotato | May 4, 2005 2:04 PM(#15 of 59)
hey, i just realized something...you know how b-side is always meshing names together...with tom and katie, we get tomkat!
Posted by: ldini79 | May 4, 2005 2:09 PM(#16 of 59)
It's good to know the beautiful people have ugly days.
Posted by: Joey | May 4, 2005 2:27 PM(#17 of 59)
It looks more like ol' Chris Klein may have slapped her silly
Posted by: Lala | May 4, 2005 2:28 PM(#18 of 59)
Why oh why would she go out looking like that? She's dating Tom Cruise which means the tabloids will always be looking for pictures of her. She knows that. So why didn't she put on some makeup to at least attempt to cover it, no matter what it is? (Not to mention that she should also have fixed her hair, put on decent clothes, and eaten something already!)
Posted by: Ashes | May 4, 2005 2:59 PM(#19 of 59)
this silly skank is actually posing and smiling for the cameras... are you sure this isn't some make-up job for a movie role or something?
Posted by: bacardi | May 4, 2005 2:59 PM(#20 of 59)
Bacardi,
Actually, this is make up for her new role in Pieces of April 2: Pieces of Aprils Crusty Herpes Sores Flake Off.
I for one think the title is too long to be mainstream.
MYL
Posted by: madeyoulaugh | May 4, 2005 3:04 PM(#21 of 59)
too bad katie holmes doesn't live in the middle east. she'd be glad to be wearing the veil, i'm sure (as would the rest of us).
Posted by: wicked | May 4, 2005 3:06 PM(#22 of 59)
MYL----LMAO! EEEEEEEEEEW!
Posted by: wicked | May 4, 2005 3:08 PM(#23 of 59)
Yikes.
Maybe she'll do the right thing and become a spokesperson for that medication. And then she can become a spokesperson for Woman Whose Husbands Have Touched More Dicks Than They Have.
Posted by: cutebutstupid | May 4, 2005 3:34 PM(#24 of 59)
The lip thing may not have been helped, but THE SHIRT?!?!? What is she wearing?!?! Way to make a bad situation worse kate!
Posted by: Leah3t | May 4, 2005 3:48 PM(#25 of 59)
Are you sure this isn't a Wax Job gone wrong? really, really wrong?
Posted by: Retroqueen | May 4, 2005 5:02 PM(#26 of 59)
Actually on second look I think this is a laser hair removal fiasco, guess Tom isn't the only one with a beard
Posted by: Retroqueen | May 4, 2005 5:03 PM(#27 of 59)
double yikes. could be an allergic reaction...i had a wicked reaction to mangoes that jacked my mouth up...yeck.
Posted by: luckynines | May 4, 2005 6:46 PM(#28 of 59)
That is not a herpes cold sore. Katie just forgot to wipe the Milk Chocolately Tarshi goodness off of her face. Those glasses don't look good on Katie at all.
Posted by: Robin | May 4, 2005 6:57 PM(#29 of 59)
oh-oh, boys--i know certain details of certain stars' personal lives are 'open secrets' in LA, but between the not-so subtle 'beard' innuendo and the herpes allegations, TVgasm might be in for its first celebrity lawsuit.
then you'll really be on the map! god bless hollywood!
Posted by: jack | May 5, 2005 5:53 AM(#30 of 59)
sure luckynines, that's what you tell people.
Posted by: America's Next Top Fan | May 5, 2005 6:14 AM(#31 of 59)
Whats with that freaky crooked witchlike claw holding the cell phone?
Herpes aint no biggie. MY sister is a pharm rep and 90% of the population have it, and a lot dont know it.
I don't of course, cuz i aint no deviant sex freak.
Posted by: Eddiebosox | May 5, 2005 7:26 AM(#32 of 59)
Oh Me!!
What is Tom Cruise gonna think of these Pictures??? Wonder if she has seen em'?!
He may "drop her like it's HOT"!
:o)
Posted by: Metay | May 5, 2005 12:11 PM(#33 of 59)
Wasn't she supposed to be sleeping with Josh Hartnett.
He's such a man whore he was probably the one who infected her.
Posted by: Mini | May 5, 2005 2:25 PM(#34 of 59)
First off, I am shocked that anyone would believe that those are pictures of Katie Holmes.Secondly, that looks more like a woman who has been physically abused than a woman with cold sores. So, yea, it's hilarious.
Posted by: reason | May 5, 2005 7:54 PM(#35 of 59)
I think Katie Holmes and Lisa Loeb have been hanging out too much.
Posted by: B-Side | May 5, 2005 11:48 PM(#36 of 59)
That's what happens when you let a guy kiss you who has eaten a lot of ass......
Posted by: Buzz | May 6, 2005 6:45 AM(#37 of 59)
i know this has nothing to do with the herpes, but man i had no idea how odd her body as! her torso looks to be the same length as her legs. weird!
i too think it's herpes, but as someone stated above, it's unfortunately very common...and if you're swapping bodily fluids with the likes of hartnett and cruise (not to mention her boob tube romances with dawson and pacey), you're at high risk.
but yikes, put some makeup or a bandaid or something on!
Posted by: jt | May 6, 2005 7:58 AM(#38 of 59)
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Posted by: Coldsore Free girls | May 6, 2005 10:05 AM(#39 of 59)
it may not be herpes.. she could have just been hitting the crack pipe- virgins can do that too, right?
Posted by: faux4fun | May 6, 2005 5:13 PM(#40 of 59)
I don't get these horrible celebrity photos. I would NEVER go outside looking like some of them do, and I don't have to worry about being photographed by insane fat bald guys for all the world to see.
Posted by: howmuchwood | May 7, 2005 8:16 AM(#41 of 59)
ugly
Posted by: butface | May 7, 2005 12:21 PM(#42 of 59)
Those aren't cold sores, Katie is just recovering from the beating she took from Nicole Kidman who jumped her right outside of a laundromat last week. Back in the day Penelope Cruz at least had the sense to remain at home while her bruises healed after being attacked by Ms. Kidman. Nicole is apparently determined to kick the ass of any woman who catches her ex-husband's eye. Woman scorned and all that. Poor Katie. She's just not built for punishment.
Posted by: dillinger | May 8, 2005 1:19 AM(#43 of 59)
Um, perhaps this was a picture on the set of a new movie. I doubt a celebrity like Katie Holmes would go out in an unconspicuous manner like that when she works in an industry where aesthetics are key.
Posted by: bulok | May 8, 2005 1:33 PM(#44 of 59)
You think that's bad? you should see her inner thighs...........no bikinis this summer.
Posted by: Molly Burton | May 8, 2005 10:40 PM(#45 of 59)
The gift that keeps on giving.... yuck city.
Posted by: Marty Batfreak | May 9, 2005 6:34 AM(#46 of 59)
ok guys remember tom cruise went out with sofia velgara for a little while and she is verrrrrrrrrrry popular in colombia
god only knows what she gave him and he in return
gave it to katie,or maybe she is just plain nasty,and can't afford some chap-stick.
cuz i hate to think t.cruise would have herpes
Posted by: less | May 9, 2005 5:45 PM(#47 of 59)
You all need to grow up. First off, Herpes infects 1 in 4 people. It's not uncommon. You probably have a friend who has it but is too scared to say so because you'll judge them just as quick as you are judging Katie. Secondly, babies can get it from their mother during birth and hence, have to deal w/ cold sores for the rest of their lives. Not only are they dealing w/ the sores, they have to deal w/ close minded people like you who judge way to quickly. Thirdly - Who cares??!!!??? Just because she's in movies doesn't make her fair game for such childish comments..come on..grow up. And lastly - for all you know - you may have the little virus and not even know it, so I wouldn't be too quick to judge because one day you may have to be on the receiving end of some of these stupid comments.
Posted by: Tini | May 16, 2005 2:45 PM(#48 of 59)
Katie...I recommend Abreva, it might not work now, but works really well at the first sight or feel of the cold sore developing.
To Tini on #48 posting...I applaude you for calling out on those idiots who think every kinds of herpes are associated with sex. You all know you get them sometimes too!
Posted by: Trinni | May 18, 2005 12:36 AM(#49 of 59)
who knew we had such a huge herpe activist readership?!
MYL
Posted by: madeyoulaugh | May 18, 2005 1:40 PM(#50 of 59)
Note to 'eddiebosox'. You don't have to be a sex freak to get herpes. You can catch it from someone you've been with for a long time, and even from someone you trust. Heck, you might even have it and don't even know it. Oh, and condoms aren't 100% effective, either, so, no, you're not even safe from it.
Posted by: carol | May 19, 2005 7:27 PM(#51 of 59)
Tini,
I'm with you. Most of the people in this room are haters, are insecure, and have nothing good to say about anyone, for that matter. You are quite educated, and this world needs more people like you! I've heard the same statistics, and if that's the case, 25% of the folks in here have it. I wonder which one(s) of you that could be?
Posted by: carol | May 19, 2005 7:36 PM(#52 of 59)
it looks more like impentego, which is a form of flesh eating disease or also known as another form of strep throat. anyways i have had that in the past and it spreads fast if untreated, which is probably why it looks like there is a rash above her mouth and if not it could be just a case of normal cold sores not herpes
Posted by: Tara | May 20, 2005 4:14 PM(#53 of 59)
Cold sores are the herpes virus, but the ones most people get on their lips are not sexually transmitted INITIALLY. They erupt when people are stressed, sick or overexposed to sun. It does not mean she has the sores elsewhere!!!!!
Posted by: spacey | May 22, 2005 8:08 AM(#54 of 59)
Cold sores are the herpes virus, but the ones most people get on their lips are not sexually transmitted INITIALLY. They erupt when people are stressed, sick or overexposed to sun. It does not mean she has the sores elsewhere!
Posted by: spacey | May 22, 2005 8:08 AM(#55 of 59)
Cold sores are the herpes virus, but the ones most people get on their lips are not sexually transmitted INITIALLY. They erupt when people are stressed, sick or overexposed to sun. It does not mean she has the sores elsewhere!
Posted by: spacey | May 22, 2005 8:09 AM(#56 of 59)
Got it, Got it now, Got it again, GOOD! Now grow up and do some research before you spew from your immature and unintelligent mouths!
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