TVgasm Hits The Motherlode -- Updated! - 
by B-side
Anyway, it must suck to be The Miz. Sure he has his "Mizfits," but he must be hated by a lot of people out there. He is easily one of the most recognizable Bunim/Murray characters, and any jab would love to have an "I Beat Up the Miz" picture or two to add to the trophy case. While Mike was walking away, a guy bumped into him. Mike said sorry, the other guy said watch where you're going, then noticed he was the Miz. Mike got in his face and asked him what his problem was, then the other guy said he wasn't scared of the Miz (he should have been, Mike clearly had 2 inches about 25 pounds on him) and would kick his ass. It looked like things might escalate, and I briefly pondered how cool it would be to get in a brawl with the Miz. Maybe he'd give me a hat if I helped him out, right? But alas, Coral stepped in front of Mike and got him to walk away, even though the other kid was taunting the Miz, and you could tell he wanted to pound the guy in the face.
And so ended the night of a thousand reality stars. A good time was had by all -- plus we got to have lunch with Tarshi the next day. He's probably reading this right now. Hi Tarshi. Anyway, here's to reality stars!
IndianJones adds:
Yes, it was quite an honor to be recognized by The Tarshi himself. He was actually a pretty friendly guy, and I felt (somewhat) bad we made fun of his Tarshi Bars. But he probably made a few bucks off of them so whatever.
Other notes from the night:
I am quite embarassed to admit that I am indeed a Miz fan, but come on, that guy is awesome.
Coral's boobs are *huge*, and quite definitely real. She was wearing a Princess Leia-esque golden bikini top, intentionally left visible under a low cut black dress. She seemed like kind of a bitch, but I didn't actually talk to her so I have nothing to back that statement up.
I tripped Brittany from ANTM by mistake, and I was hoping that her teetering frame (easily over 6' in heels) would fall over, but alas, she regained her balance and shot me a nasty look.
Nikki McKibbin was totally skank-erific that night. She was wearing a very short skirt, and let's just just say it's a good thing the girl had some underwear on. She was humping EVERYTHING in sight--people, railings, the wall, etc. At one point she looked she might pass out from the alcohol but she seemed to gain a second wind as I soon saw her doing a stripper dance near the Mood bar.
Victoria is really hot--she was the least made up girl in the bar but still managed to look the hottest. Impressive. (great rack, too.)
Oh, and Norman from Real World 1 was there too.
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B-Side, you need to carry a camera everywhere. That evening needed to be captured on film!
Posted by: Julie | June 20, 2005 9:29 PM(#1 of 33)
You guys are so cool. Sounds like you had fun. Loved hearing about all of the reality "stars".
Posted by: runswithscissors | June 20, 2005 9:47 PM(#2 of 33)
That is FANTASTIC. How awesome that Indian Jones was recognized!!! And you saw Austin Scarlett!!?!?! Im so envious. I'm moving from NYC asap.
Posted by: Leah3t | June 21, 2005 6:41 AM(#3 of 33)
haha. Hi Tarshi! and hi BURTON!!!!!!!!
Posted by: meeshie | June 21, 2005 7:36 AM(#4 of 33)
"Or for that application to DeVry"
holy shit that was hilarious!
Posted by: curlypacks | June 21, 2005 7:47 AM(#5 of 33)
Awesome. That's the only word for it. Thanks for sharing with those of us not living in Reality Star land!
Posted by: Ashes | June 21, 2005 7:57 AM(#6 of 33)
I swear, only you guys would happen upon a reality star afterparty. But yes, NEXT TIME BRING THE CAMERA!
I actually have little idea who these people are. Once the shows over the names fly out of my head. But it was a great summary of the night. Thanks :)
Posted by: Genevieve | June 21, 2005 8:45 AM(#7 of 33)
you guys are the most shameless people i know.
awesome shit though. . .i'm guessing IndianJones wet himself when he met Victoria. did he tell her that she has a great body and good makeup application?
Posted by: dartnok | June 21, 2005 8:50 AM(#8 of 33)
dartnok,
Actually, IndianJones had no clue who Victoria was. Then I told him she was in Playboy and he all of a sudden noticed her. Victoria doesn't wear tons of makeup and dressed pretty casually for the night, in contrast to Ms. McKibbon (ass hanging out all over the place), Brittany (who needs underwear?) and Coral (yes, I like it when people stare at my huge boobs in this gold bra nobody is going to miss).
Posted by: J-Unit | June 21, 2005 8:58 AM(#9 of 33)
Awesome. I love the fact that Tarshi recognized IndianJones. I've been waiting for this post since you started teasing and it was well worth the wait.
Next time must have pics to go with it!
Posted by: mountain girl | June 21, 2005 9:12 AM(#10 of 33)
Good show, Tvgasm Staff. We're all vicariously famewhoring through you guys. This is our virtual Belly.
Posted by: Mike | June 21, 2005 11:36 AM(#11 of 33)
Wow, what a way to celebrate your first anniversay (+1 month)...with a spontaneous TVgasm orgy!
The most impressive aspect of the whole story is the fact that, well, you remembered the story at all. I shudder to imagine the amount of recreational liquids that you deliquents consumed.
Quality fun. Thanks for sharing!
Posted by: HicksPub | June 21, 2005 11:38 AM(#12 of 33)
OK admit it, you guys made this up. What an unbelievable night and hilarious post.
A few questions though.
Did Nikki McKibbin's crotch smell April fresh?
The 'not a girl' who left the club with Seamoncrest... Was he Ryan's type?
J-Unit. Never, ever, ever bribe the bouncers. You promise them a blow job. Works everytime.
Posted by: America's Next Top Fan | June 21, 2005 11:39 AM(#13 of 33)
The words fresh and Nikki McKibbin's crouch should never be in the same sentence.
And, for the record, as soon as we did get in, I did "grease" (pun intended) the bouncer to let you guys in. They took my money and walked outside to "let you in," closed the doors and never returned. Money well spent. You missed nothing. Except maybe my drunk ass flopping around on the dance floor, but you've all seen that a million times.
Posted by: spotdog | June 21, 2005 12:20 PM(#14 of 33)
I seriously do not think I could be more jealous! I hate that there are no pictures though! You couldn't have ran out for one?!? You made it into the inner sanctum of reality whores, it's all downhill from here.
Posted by: scorpiella | June 21, 2005 1:50 PM(#15 of 33)
YOU MY CELL PHONE SNAPPED IN HALF, call me!!! I lost your number, this is fucking hilarious.
MT
Posted by: TARSHI | June 21, 2005 2:11 PM(#16 of 33)
Yo call me I snapped my phone in half and lost all of my phone numbers again..
Michael Tarshi aka TARSHIbar
Posted by: TARSHIi | June 21, 2005 2:11 PM(#17 of 33)
Michael Tarshi, i must know - do you really only date Eastern European women "exclusively"?
Posted by: meeshie | June 21, 2005 2:34 PM(#18 of 33)
and if so, why??
Posted by: meeshie | June 21, 2005 2:35 PM(#19 of 33)
First off, let me just say that I am honored that a reality star actually reads this website.
If you didn't have a camera, why didn't you take pictures with the camera phone. It made good use during the Victoria sighting.
Posted by: tv freak | June 21, 2005 2:39 PM(#20 of 33)
Geisha House and Mood both had very low lighting.
We tried, but our cameraphones are very poor in low light (and don't have flashes). Damn you, LG VX6000, DAMN YOU!
Posted by: IndianJones | June 21, 2005 2:46 PM(#21 of 33)
Yo you never left your number.. the phone is snapped in half!!!ha
MT
Posted by: tarshi | June 21, 2005 3:07 PM(#22 of 33)
the IndianJones i know would've been toting a Sony DSC-T7 that evening, given his fondness for the latest-and-greatest in electronics (and his fondness for bragging about possessing such cool shit).
Posted by: dartnok | June 21, 2005 3:38 PM(#23 of 33)
Great post! Sounds like a really fun night.
Coral and Miz would be my dream reality whores to meet too. No matter how many times they return to the challenges, they're still hilarious and fun to watch.
And OF COURSE Seacrest left with a man. He's so clearly gay. I can't understand why he won't admit it. He isn't fooling anyone.
Posted by: Amanda | June 21, 2005 4:34 PM(#24 of 33)
Sounds fun. I have to move to LA. I'm surprised that other reality show whore Lisa Gastineau wasn't there. Or was she? Perhaps on her knees in the bathroom.....
Posted by: KatiesHole | June 21, 2005 7:04 PM(#25 of 33)
Just saw Jonathan and Victoria at the Arclight, and have to agree with J-Unit and IndianJones... she's definitely hotter in person.
Posted by: The Pop Culture Petri Dish | June 22, 2005 1:26 AM(#26 of 33)
Does anyone know when Bravo is going to air the Battle of the Network Reality Stars? Now that I've read this story, I will have to watch, if only to see Nikki McKibben receive her bruises.
Posted by: Ashes | June 22, 2005 7:57 AM(#27 of 33)
BotNRS premieres Wed., Aug. 10, at 9:00 on Bravo. 6 episodes. Can't wait. No life. Kill me now.
Posted by: Mike | June 22, 2005 8:25 AM(#28 of 33)
I certainly hope all this shoulder rubbing with the reality stars isn't going to cause you all to soften your recaps.
Posted by: TinkerbellAPixie | June 25, 2005 2:59 PM(#29 of 33)
Because life wouldn't even be worth living if you were on Nikki McKibbin's shit list.
Posted by: Mike | June 25, 2005 3:06 PM(#30 of 33)
Lisa Gastineu? What about Romber? (or as I call them, Robber)
Posted by: tv freak | June 27, 2005 5:53 PM(#31 of 33)
Nikki must have been hammered - doesnt mean she was skanky though. Its not like you act perfectly normal when your drunk - that girl has got a lot of potential. Hopefully she makes it far on this new reality show. She definitely deserves it.
It wouldnt be April Fresh. More like "Botanical Bliss" or "Cuddle Up Fresh" at the least ... Nikki's not a spring chick...:^)
Posted by: a_loof | July 1, 2005 4:19 PM(#32 of 33)
I am super jealous...
Man, in Canada, fucking Bryan Adams is a star... ugh. I want to live somewhere where you randomly run into reality slush!
Posted by: redhaiku | July 6, 2005 3:57 AM(#33 of 33)