That's the question NBC is asking us now that Einstein the parrot is slated to squawk her way into Middle America's heart Wednesday on The Tonight Show. Animals have come and gone on The Tonight Show, but this segment is particularly interesting. After all, Leno is a parrot of sorts. He recites the same jokes night in, night out, and the audience applauds politely -- more for him finishing his sentences than for actually connecting with a punch line. So will Einstein the parrot be funnier than Leno the parrot? I wish I could tell you, but sadly, I won't be tuning in. Honestly, the only reason I'm writing about this is because there's nothing to comment on these days. Yawn. Oooh! Real World in three minutes! Yay!