Giada Watch 2005
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Today's head size: LARGE
If Mary Lou Retton and Natalie Portman had a lovechild, it would be Giada. By the way, I still can't tell if she's really happy or really angry. God, I love her.
Today's head size: LARGE
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Comments
I gotta start watching this show just because of the head size.
Darn, maybe I should pay for a subscription to that free 80 gig+Ethernet hacked TiVo I got for free.
Posted by: British | August 8, 2005 02:10 PM (#1 of 21)
Size reference on the spoon pic:
Spoon = Millenium Falcon
Giada Head = the Death star.
Posted by: British | August 8, 2005 02:12 PM (#2 of 21)
Not only is Giada oddly transfixing, her recipes are really good too!
Posted by: B-Side | August 8, 2005 02:17 PM (#3 of 21)
Giada Head Index- 8.75
Distance from camera- 5.5 feet
Degree of zoom lens - 3x
At what zoom will Giada's head explode all over her freshly grated cheese?
Show all your work.
Posted by: Cranius Maximus | August 8, 2005 02:20 PM (#4 of 21)
I don't get it, she's supposed to be all that?
And why is she sniffing poo?
Posted by: Genevieve | August 8, 2005 02:20 PM (#5 of 21)
A picture of Giada with her eyes rolling back into her head. Awesome. THat one is filed away into the mental rolidex for later use.
Posted by: EdHill | August 8, 2005 02:26 PM (#6 of 21)
I think Giada-bot and Chenbot need to go at it in a battle royalé unlike no other!
Posted by: karsh | August 8, 2005 04:47 PM (#7 of 21)
You should do a screen cap of that Paula Deen woman tasting something. Trust me, the faces she makes are 10x worse.
Posted by: Justin20001 | August 8, 2005 06:29 PM (#8 of 21)
Yeah, her head is GI-NORMOUS, but she's got a awesome rack.
Posted by: shakacholo | August 8, 2005 07:17 PM (#9 of 21)
Hey, why are you so tough on her? Her head is a little big but she's still pretty hot. And the food on her show always looks really good, to be honest. Yummmay.
Posted by: Kathryn | August 8, 2005 08:33 PM (#10 of 21)
Hey, I never said she wasn't hot.
Posted by: B-Side | August 8, 2005 08:35 PM (#11 of 21)
I'll say it - she isn't hot.
She looks like a Barbie Doll that went horribly, horribly wrong.
Posted by: wtf | August 9, 2005 04:24 AM (#12 of 21)
I would probably have sex with Giada if the situation presented itself. Just a thought...
Posted by: Panic | August 9, 2005 05:54 AM (#13 of 21)
My sister-in-law and I have been commenting on this chick's head size for months so I lost it when I saw that you noticed it too! Hilarious!
Posted by: Bootsy | August 9, 2005 08:55 AM (#14 of 21)
I'm going to vote that she's really angry. Hell, I would be too if I got to eat all that great food, but then had to run off to bathroom and puke it all back up again to maintain my 85 lb. brittle as angel hair pasta physique.
Posted by: drew | August 9, 2005 10:22 AM (#15 of 21)
Oh my God, because of the post last week, when I was channel surfing, I saw this episode, and just burst out laughing thinking about the big head commentary.
Did you also notice her boob was showing and moving in that shirt while she was oooking? What am I asking--of course you pervs noticed!
Posted by: joslyn | August 9, 2005 11:04 AM (#16 of 21)
She was cooking?
Posted by: EdHill | August 9, 2005 11:38 AM (#17 of 21)
When is her show on? I gotta see this.
I wonder if the Food Network will pick up Hell's Kitchen for reruns. Seems like an appropriate show to add to their lineup.
Posted by: British | August 9, 2005 12:10 PM (#18 of 21)
"Spoon = Millenium Falcon
Giada Head = the Death star. "
LMAO! Brilliant!!
Posted by: boondocksaint | August 10, 2005 06:31 PM (#19 of 21)
Giada's hot. I've seen her in person, and she's hot. And the mini-orgasms she has whenever she smells something she likes... Mmmm...
Posted by: WhoIsTheMe | August 11, 2005 09:54 AM (#20 of 21)
Giada when she has her hair pulled back looks like she has gigantic head, but when she has her hair down she is very pretty, even though she's looks like she's anorexic body wise.
Posted by: Jerry | August 11, 2005 01:25 PM (#21 of 21)