If there is anything that kids from any nation can agree upon, it's that our parents aren't very cool. Unfortunately, making your parents cool might as well be a full time job, and you can't really do it alone. Even those of us with two or more siblings could use help. If only there was a place you can send your parents to make them cooler. Well, such a place exists, and it's called Camp Steve-O. I know what you're thinking" "Sure, I would like my parents to be cool, but if they are going to be putting Tapatio in their eyes to prove that they love me, no thanks." Well, I am guessing when you send your parents to Steve, he'll have a slightly less drastic approach to relieving them of their lameness. And even if your parents come home and start tattooing themselves with a Swiss army knife and a fountain pen, you can win $10,000 towards college to make it all worthwhile. If you are between the ages of 7 and 17 and think your parents aren't any fun, you can send one of them to camp Steve-O by calling MTV at 1-818-989-8634, or e-mailing the show's casting department at campsteveo@bunim-murray.com.

So to all you kids all across the land, send your parents to Steve, he'll make them understand.