A Very Special Graduation - 
by B-side
Wonderful news. Lisa has graduated from the Starting Over house. This marks a seminal landmark in the evolution of her inner-being. Now she can embrace the world and enjoy the fruits of a newfound maturity! Congratulations, Lisa! Your continued embarrassment and degradation on national television has turned your life around! Some might say that you have indeed started over (wink, wink).
Now, if you're like me -- you're thinking, hey, it can't be that hard to graduate from the Starting Over house. All you have to do is shed a few tears and commit to a life of psycho-babble, and you're free. Well, not necessarily. As Lisa's journey proves, in order to earn your wings, those "Life Coach" bitches are gonna ride you hard. Let's take a look back, shall we?
First, the Life Coaches make Lisa wear a baby costume.
Yes, a baby costume.
Then Lisa has to attend a funeral... for her parents' credit card. Kind of reminds me of the memorial service I held for my Blockbuster card.
The coaches then have Lisa mop up a nasty men's bathroom at some burger joint.
And then they just have her shovel shit. Next stop: forty lashes with a cat o' nine tails.
Tough times for Lisa. But she gets an "A" for effort, right?
WRONG!
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Life Coach Rhonda puts Lisa in a CAGE.
And then Lisa cries.
Yes, Lisa. You're huddled in a ball in a cage on national television. This is what your life has come to.
But ta-da! She's cured! And to celebrate Lisa's transformation, she gets a chintzy statue!
Yay!
Congratulations for making it out of the Starting Over house alive. Now, run, Lisa! Run before Iyanla throws you in her dungeon!!!
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DAMN! the girl that wore the baby costume is graduating from the house NOW?? I don't watch this show but I've seen that clip of her dressed/acting as a baby on some show, probably Best Week Ever... that had to be a year ago at least. She was real messed up I guess.
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April 3, 2006 4:02 PM(#1 of 8)
I just looked at all the pics... They put her in a cage?? LOL!!
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April 3, 2006 4:03 PM(#2 of 8)
I can't believe she actually graduated. That woman has been on the show FOREVER! They probably just wanted to get rid of her, honestly, I don't see her making any progress in the outside world. And....I'm officially pathetic for knowing these things.
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April 3, 2006 9:11 PM(#3 of 8)
I thought that was Lisa Rinna for a second.
She's got that "Stacy's Mom's got it going on" thing to her. What's her backstory? I assume with the baby costume she refused to grow up?
I vaguely remember seeing something about her a while back. I thought she was intentionally wearing the baby costume, suffering from some sort of Peter Pan syndrome.
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April 4, 2006 6:56 AM(#4 of 8)
Speaking of Peter Pan. Wife sent me a link to a PP-wannabe. As a man, I find this site to be disturbing & funny.
www.pixyland.org/peterpan/index.html
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April 4, 2006 11:01 AM(#5 of 8)
if only they'd had the jury/gospel choir on set. this show is somehow perverted to me.
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April 4, 2006 12:01 PM(#6 of 8)
B-Side, you've been holding out on us! YOU WATCH STARTING OVER!!!! If you "don't" why all the perfect screen shots?!!
People, I've been addicted to this show for three years. You're definitely missing out on a reality gem!!!
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April 5, 2006 11:20 AM(#7 of 8)
Holy shit, I've watched this randomly when home sick...but I never knew the series was that amazingly fucked up.
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April 5, 2006 10:53 PM(#8 of 8)