For some idiotic reason that's a perfect example of corporate myopia, Fox last week decided to reduce the theaters showing Borat this weekend down to a meager 800, which means there's a strong chance you might not be able to see this heavily marketed film this weekend. Normally, I'd launch a boycott in order to protest Fox's stupid ways, but that really wouldn't accomplish anything; so I have a better idea: watch Da Ali G Show marathon Monday and Tuesday night on HBO. That's right, the premium channel is airing every episode back-to-back-to-back. It's a great way to bone up on your Sacha Baron Cohen trivia so that you won't sound like a mere a bandwagon Borat fan any longer. Just... please... try to keep the quoting to a minimum. Lessons learned from Austin Powers.

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