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Prison Break: Crappily Ever After

Will he or won't he? (Hint: Of course he won't.)

So um. Season finale? I'm pretty sure this wasn't intended as such, but that's what they're calling it. I guess they'll do a little mini-season in the fall made up of whatever was supposed to happen in the back half of season 3? They can't possibly do another full season, because really, there's only so much prison breaking a guy can do. Anyway, this is the last one for the foreseeable future, so hey, season finale it is! Let's see what they can manage to tie up.

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Escape's A Beach, And Then You Dive

Cough "Dude, you wanna hit this?"

Oh man. This episode gave me a stomachache. Things look bad for pretty much everybody by the end of the hour. They pull off the super cool snorkel escape but encounter a number of obstacles, up to and including the fact that Whistler totally fucks them over. That boombox gunfire comes in handy though. Plus, Papa McGrady saves the day!

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Prison Break: Lights Out!

Big pole fall down go boom!

As a couple of wise men once said, blame it on the rain! An inconvenient downpour moves up the time frame for the tunnel diggers. And while you're at it, blame it on the surprisingly efficient backup generator, and the shady-but-maybe-not fisherman, and Sucre's poorly chosen alias, and also that crazy woman who likes to torture people. But whatever you do, don't put the blame on Michael. He's not taking on any more burdens, dammit! Yeah, we'll see how that works out for you. Also, LINC SMASH!

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Prison Break: Briefest! Coup! Ever!

"Para una BOOM grande en Español, marque el uno."

The body count isn't quite Shakespearean this week at Panama's most exclusive resort community, although it does approach (and kind of resemble, now that I think about it) your average episode of Deadwood. The power struggle between Lechero and Sammy bubbles to the surface, explodes, then promptly resolves itself in a mere 44 minutes. Efficient! Whistler comes clean about his role in the Company, except not really, and pretty much everybody still thinks he's full of shit. Also, it's the return of Redemption Mahone, who is totally hot, and Linc purchases mysterious explosives!

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Prison Break: This Episode Brought To You By Saran Wrap™, The Official Plastic Wrap Of Sona Torture Devices

"Only my icy blue glare can save me from the nightmarish heat of Death By Saran Wrap™!"

So okay, everybody up to speed? With the scary Panamanian prison and the chicken foot deathmatches and the heads in boxes and the possibly shady Australians that sound like they're from London? If not, you should take a few days off and catch up here. Otherwise, off we go with the 5-episode miniseason Fox might as well have called "Oh Thank Christ, We Have A Few Episodes Left Over From Fall So We Don't Have To Show American Idol 7 Days A Week, At Least For Another Month Or So!"

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February 21, 2008:Prison Break: Crappily Ever After

February 13, 2008:Escape's A Beach, And Then You Dive

February 7, 2008:Prison Break: Lights Out!

January 24, 2008:Prison Break: Briefest! Coup! Ever!

January 16, 2008:Prison Break: This Episode Brought To You By Saran Wrap™, The Official Plastic Wrap Of Sona Torture Devices

November 15, 2007:Prison Break: Episode 8! Er, I Mean, "Fall Finale!"

November 11, 2007:Double Double, We Gots Trouble

October 24, 2007:Prison Break: Hope on a Scope

October 9, 2007:Prison Break: Shock and Ewww

October 4, 2007:Life Is Like A Box of Something Unspeakably Gruesome and Terrifying