Prison Break: The "Lost" Episode - 
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He even had some alone time with the lady's daughter and taught her a trick regarding the 9 times tables. I totally didn't get the trick though - it didn't seem to make any sense to me so I just sat here at my desk at work trying to figure it out. I get it now, but the fingers on the right hand always seem "off" to me by a digit - I'm sure I could figure it out but doing 2nd grade math on my fingers gives me a distinct "retarded" feeling so I quit.
The lady then saw Teddy on "America's Next Top Model," called the cops, and the rest is history. T-Bag killed 6 people in Alabama, according to John Walsh. He was also "flirting'" with the young girl at the house. Finally, no moral dilemma here - maybe Michael will pull off the David Copperfield trick and switch T-Bag for Linc when the time come to fry again?
We learned that the $90K was a "loan" Linc took out from a loan shark to pay for his little brother Michael to go to college. Michael had been under the impression that that money had come from their mother's life insurance, but that was all a ruse. This moved Michael so much so that he decided then and there to free his bro from his shackles.
Michael retreated to his HUGE beautiful office and began researching the case against his brother. He came across an origami crane which began sparking the ideas of the escape. He learned that Leticia Barrows wouldn't testify and the cop who found the body had changed his story. He began gathering photos and blueprints of the prison. A crazy plan was forming - a plan so crazy it just may work!
All Michael had to do was memorize the prison blueprints and all the detail necessary to escape. But DAMNIT MAN! He... Just... Couldn't... Do it. He ordered a pizza which was delivered by a girl covered in tattoos. There you have it folks - the reason Michael scarred his body for life with a big, bad tattoo. Not only that, he had to go all the way down to Mexico to meet with some greasy guy who knew the secrets of backwards/mirror tattoos. Sure, this is pretty cool, but did he really have to go to Mexico and pay a guy to figure out how to make this phone number into a word in a mirror?

In the final Scofield scene, he tightened up his tie and went off to commit his armed bank robbery. Because that's the best option.
We learned that Kellerman, Pussy, and Brinker were behind the whole conspiracy against Lincoln - at the behest of the Vice President. An Asian guy made the very convincing fake footage of Lincoln doing the shooting with Final Cut Express. (Macs rule!) Nothing new there - but then we learned that the VP bought the house out in Montana with her "dead" brother's money and bought it specifically for its isolation. Hmmmm. In the final scene, we were brought back to the very beginning of the series as the "mysterious Montana woman" chopped up vegetables.
Except now we knew she was the Vice President of the United States and then we saw her bring the veggie juice concoction over to... "Dead" Terrance Steadman! "Deadman" removed his dentures (a full set) and proceeded to drink the liquid meal saying, "My dear sister, you have no idea what I've been through."
Indeed - I suppose he had all his teeth removed so they could put them in the corpse in the ground. Quite a sacrifice and one that I now must know what it was.
Moral Dilemma # 5: Would it be gay of me to ask Terrance Steadman for a bj?
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Firsties!
Posted by: EdHill
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April 7, 2006 7:12 PM(#1 of 19)
Darn you Ed
Posted by: Vasha
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April 7, 2006 7:27 PM(#2 of 19)
Between this show and Project Runway, I don't think I've ever had so many laughs at Red Lobster's expense. I 'almost' felt sorry for Bellick. How embarassing must it be to have a junkie doctor that used to steal drugs from a hospital and stood around while a little boy lay dying in the street turn you down for a date? So she can stay home and work on her resume at that! At least she could have used the old my mom/aunt/cousin/best friend is in town excuse. Fake sounding sure, but at least plausible. But I guess Tancredi felt that if Bellick couldn't come up with a better idea for a first date than a gift card expensed dinner at Red Lobster off the interstate, then she didn't have to come up with a decent way to say no.
Posted by: Aries
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April 7, 2006 7:47 PM(#3 of 19)
Great recap. This episode was pretty good.
If you looked at the wall with all the pics, you can see Abruzzi. I wish they would find a way to put sucres cousin in a room with t-bag, they belong together.
I was confused about that math trick too.
Posted by: Vasha
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April 7, 2006 7:58 PM(#4 of 19)
Dumb criminals:
1. Who would rob the same store TWICE?
2. Who would leave on America's Most Wanted on the tv when, in fact, you are a guest on their show? Find a favorite must-watch show on the same time slot at least. Of course, t-bag probably would rather get caught than watch UPN. A lot of us would.
Posted by: BigTeebo
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April 7, 2006 8:26 PM(#5 of 19)
I thought this episode was great. It stuck to the past while showing very few things we hadn't seen before. It was very interesting to learn that Linc was in all this trouble because he got in debt to help Michael get the life that he has. I'd say that's a pretty good reason for Michael to want to break Linc out of prison.
Doctor Tancredi as a junking was pretty shocking, although there had to be some reason that she was working at a prison rather than making the big bucks as a surgeon. I had to laugh at Bellick not being an asshole, yet still getting shot down for a gourmet dinner at Red Lobster. Oh, Dr. Tancredi is hot, junkie or not. There hasn't been a lot of the sexual tension between her and Michael recently, so who knows if that will go anywhere.
Posted by: Weston
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April 7, 2006 10:41 PM(#6 of 19)
I think you are talking about the Sex and the City episode where Carrie's boyfriend Berger told Miranda that guy wasn't "that into her". That episode led to the now famous book by Greg Behrendt called "He's Just Not That Into You"
anyways...i loved this episode. It worked. And can I just say the Wentworth Miller looked hotter than hot in it???
Posted by: juxtapoeser
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April 8, 2006 3:00 AM(#7 of 19)
Great recap! I love all the Moral Dilemmas!
This episode was really good, but I missed the prison...
Posted by: pbjunkie
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April 8, 2006 4:23 AM(#8 of 19)
if Terrance Steadman won't give yoi a bj, I am sure EdHill will. Great recap.
Posted by: BrugaCMH
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April 8, 2006 6:42 AM(#9 of 19)
It was indeed a Lost episode. I was imagining how similar the show would be if this episode had been interspersed throughout the series. I hope we get to see more of their back stories.
Posted by: Popped Culture
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April 8, 2006 12:08 PM(#10 of 19)
I'm the one who first bitched about the 'flashback' episode 2 weeks ago. :) But I was very happy with this episode. Great recap too, sg-dub - Loved the 'Mighty Morphine Power Ranger'! Total shock that Dr Tancredi was a junkie. That may explain why her dad doesn't care much for what she has to say. He's the governor and having a drug addict daughter can't be too cool in his circuit.
Posted by: stacyrocks
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April 8, 2006 1:01 PM(#11 of 19)
I learned that math trick in the third grade and it helps me remember my 9 times tables to this day. It's actually very easy and it's called chisenbop.
Forget T-Bag's method. Hold your hands palm down in front of you. Whatever number you want to multiply by nine, count over that number of fingers starting with your left pinkie.
For example, 9 X 6. Starting with your left pinkie, count over six digits. You land on your right thumb. Fold that finger under. The answer is 54 because there are five fingers up to the left of the folded finger, and four fingers up to the right of the folded finger. Thus, 54.
9 X 3 fold down your left middle finger. You now have 2 fingers up on the left and 7 fingers up on the right giving you 27 as the answer.
Try it. It's pretty cool.
Posted by: RealityTV4Me
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April 8, 2006 3:12 PM(#12 of 19)
Great recap, my question is, why didn't that Cyril Wecht wanna be do a DNA test on the fake Terrance Steadman? It would be pretty easy considering his sister is in the next room.
Posted by: Miles O'Toole
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April 8, 2006 6:04 PM(#13 of 19)
This episode needed to be 2 hours long. I wanted to see ALL the backstories of those who wanted to escape involved, including DB Cooper.
Posted by: BigTeebo
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April 8, 2006 8:57 PM(#14 of 19)
I love that 9 times table trick, but I could never remember it. I just stuck to the plus one, minus one thing.
Posted by: JerseyGirl
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April 8, 2006 10:50 PM(#15 of 19)
yes. yes it would.
not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by: copygodd
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April 9, 2006 8:11 PM(#16 of 19)
Was L.J. the kid on the bike (that Tancredi was too high to help) ??? It looked sorta like him. (Or am I confusing Prison Break flashbacks with Lost flashbacks)
Posted by: September
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April 10, 2006 9:26 AM(#17 of 19)
I loved this episode. But wouldn't they have been able to test the video of Lincoln shooting the VP's brother to see if it had been doctored? I could have swore I saw them do that on an episode of CSI or Law&Order.
I don't know, if Bellick were coming after me with the promise of a Red Lobster gift card, I think the last thing I'd do is pursue a job working with him.
Posted by: flymotha
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April 10, 2006 9:27 AM(#18 of 19)
September
i was thinking the exact same thing. the show already used lost's characters crossing path in flashbacks element once with sucre and lincoln so i wouldnt be surprise if it did turn out to be a younger lj.
Posted by: aidde
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April 11, 2006 12:05 AM(#19 of 19)