Everybody Dance the Running Man! - 
by Umnata
Cut to T-Bag, who is firmly carrying around that cooler like Mel Gibson carrying, well, a cooler. Except T-Bag's cooler is filled with blood and a severed hand, not booze and hatred. T-Bag makes it into what he thinks is a doctor's office, demanding help. The poor Indian doctor informs him that he's in a Veterinary hospital, but T-Bag doesn't care. He wants his hand reattached. Dude, hand is gone. It's be lying in that cooler for hours now, and before that nothing. And this guy's a Vet. Not even a McVet. No shot.
C-Note is moralizing on some high horse about wanting Abruzzi out of the car for threatening the little girl. C-Note has a little girl of his own, and didn't appreciate that. Oh yeah, well so does Abruzzi, but he did what he had to do, and now 5/8ths of the Fox River 8 have wheels for the reunion tour. Suck it, C-Note. C-Note then, I guess channeling DuckFace's stupidity, complains that they are going West, when he needs to go to his family in Chicago. It seems that the C.O.'s from Fox River coupled with the FBI and the status as the one of the eight most wanted men in America has yet to deter him from trying to meet up with his family immediately. You're right, C-Note, they'll never think to look for you there. Ass. Chiming in is Sucre, never to bright to begin with, who wants to go to his girlfriend Maricruz, because they are tots MFEO despite the fact that she's banging his cousin, Hector (who happened to be the one to set Sucre up to go to Prison). Come on Sucre, I want to like you, but fools in love hold very little weight with me and my frozen heart. Abruzzi says that your love is your weakness; Michael doesn't think that should stop them. Next stop: Oswego!
Unfortunately, Bellick also gets a tip about Oswego, but his is from the hunter the FR6 encountered in the woods.
Agent Mahone, meanwhile, is in Michael's apartment, envisioning how Michael's plan fell into place. It's all very Psych or Without a Trace, but it works. He realizes that Michael had a father who wasn't around, a mother who was dead - he had no one but his brother. So he spends his time planning and scheming to get him out of prison, then destroys the evidence. Agent Mahone wants divers in the river, after a vision of Michael throwing the evidence away.
Ugh. Back to DuckFace. Steadman warns her about trying to make contact with her cell phone. They are in the middle of Nowheresville, Montana; the Can You Hear My Now guy can't even get coverage out there. DuckFace throws every cliché in the book at Steadman, telling him he's a coward and that he can't justify what he's done. Steadman explains that he was told that if he stayed quiet, and stayed out of things, he'd also stay alive. DuckFace isn't convinced, so she tries her cell phone again, and I guess since they are on the same network, DuckFace ad Jack Bauer have the same cell phone plan, because her call goes through. Not so fast! With a gun to her bill, I mean face, Steadman tells her to put the phone down.
Bellick uses the tip from the hunter and cross references it with Michael's credit card statemet. He finds a Storage facility that Michael rented out in Oswego and away they go.
Nurse Katie comes to visit Dr. Sara, but Dr. Sara is disappointed to see her. she was hoping Katie would be her father. Enough with the daddy issues already! Katie has brought Dr. Sara a change of clothes and her purse, which was super nice of her. Dr. Sara finally admits that she's in a lot of trouble. What was your first hint babe? Making out with the convict, helping him escape or the subsequent overdose? But Katie didn't come there to just bring her some clothes and to hear her whine, she also wanted to apologize. They threatened her job, and she told them about Dr. Sara and Michael. But Dr. Sara cuts Katie off, by saying something about no outsourcing blame, that in lives in your own backyard. Sigh. But things get worse than that cheesy self-help quote. "He never cared." Oh how wrong you are, Dr. Sara! How wrong you are!
Michael's dozing off in the car (Michael sleeps? I find that shocking), dreaming of Dr. Sara. It's kind of like the beginning of Grease, the two of them thinking about each other at the same exact time. I think it would be cool to see what Abruzzi and C-Note could do with those Ooh Ahh Ahhs. "Tell me more, tell me more, did she shiv your sack?" "Tell me more, tell me more, did he toss your salad back?" Sucre wakes Michael up because he was starting to moan and touch himself inappropriately. He asks Michael what he was thinking about, and he simply says a mistake. But that Sucre might not know too much, but he does understand amour. "You fell for her, huh?"
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