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Minicap: Project Runway – The L’Oreal Commercial

Heidi’s idea of Avant Garde = Spider Crotch + Bubblegum Wings Hola Gasmii!!! I am back and newly freckle-bespeckled and happy [...]


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Project Runway Recap: You Can’t Call A Baby An A$$hole

***Please welcome your newest recapper to the gasm family, FatCamp!!  Wthout Seal, Heidi resorts to some voodoo shit to complete [...]


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Project Runway Recap: Rocking the Blight Away

Getting a kick out of the Big Apple Hola Gasmii! Last week we lost a smelly little rodent and by God, he [...]


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Minicap: Project Runway: Top of the Heap

Sometimes a Kiss-Off can be so sweet Hola Gasmii!!! We are back for another exciting rendition of Emerging Eastern Block Darlings! [...]


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Recap: Project Runway – Fashion, Bloody Fashion

“I can see Dmitry’s heritage from my house!” Hola Gasmii!!! I have been celebrating my 107th birthday for about two weeks [...]


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Project Runway Minicap: Mother’s Little Helper

Heidi’s Heritage Hola Gasmii! I am back, under protest, after sunning and swimming and inhaling Mai Tais for a week. Good [...]


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Project Runway Recap: The Legend of Zelda

Flipit returns to Project Runway for a day.


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Recap: Project Runway – When Accessory Walls Attack

Four way monkey Hola Gasmii!!! I hope you had a very safe and very fun Labor Day weekend. MrWallace and I [...]


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Minicap: Project Runway – (One Long) Commercial… Challenge

As Commercial as Apple Pie     Hola Gasmii! First up, thank you all for the Tim Gunn/Dmitry hottub drenching suggestions! Commenter [...]


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Project Runway Recap: The Blorph Will Inherit the Girth

Real Heidi Hola Gasmii! As much as I care about how fantastic your weekends were, I care so much more about this [...]


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Minicap: Project Runway – Fat People Aren’t Always Jolly

Seals have terrible aim Hola Gasmii! Time for one of my favorite challenges!!! REAL FATTIES OF THE RUNWAY! Apparently people like Andy [...]


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Project Runway Recap: One Way Monkey

I love you Selma. Hola Gasmii! I hope this weekend you went to at least as many drag shows as I did! [...]


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Minicap: Project Runway – Spreading for Fashion

  Happy Friday Gasmii! This week’s Project Runway is a goldmine! I can’t wait to dive deep, but first I’ll tease [...]


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Project Runway Recap: Women Who Have To Go

See ya Granny Hello Gasmii! I hope your weekends have been fantabulous, swimming and sunning and playing hopscotch in weather like [...]


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Minicap: Project Runway – Quitter’s Circle

Quitters Never Prosper Hola Gasmii! We have the long-awaited quitter’s episode! We start by finding that Grandma has disappeared!!! At first everyone [...]


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Project Runway Recap: The Lexus Knows

Hola Gasmii! I spent the weekend at the beach having a fabulous time so I might come off as kind [...]


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Minicap: Project Runway Has Beens!

Two Thumbs Don Gasmii! Welcome back! This week PR resolves to reveal me as a fraud and make you all hate [...]


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Project Runway Recap: Inglorious Exits

Lumberjack Surprise Welcome Gasmii! We are on to the second episode of Project Runway! Last week we had Christopher the Meek [...]


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Minicap: Project Runway Ep 2

Hola Gasmii! Welcome to the Candy Factory! We are treated this week to a classic and beloved (at least by me) [...]


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Project Runway Premiere Recap: Back and Bitchier than Before!

Welcome Gasmii! Today’s recap will be slightly different in that 1- it’s late and 2- It isn’t chronological as I will [...]


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Minicap: Project Runway, Season 10 Premier

Welcome to the new season of Project Runway!!! It’s hard to believe it has already been 10 seasons and 10 [...]


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Project Runway All Stars Recap: You’re Not Supposed to Actually Sell Stuff

The winner will SHOCK you.


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Project Runway All Stars Finale Live Tweet Starts at 6PM Pacific!

Live tweet in an hour!


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Project Runway Finale Live Tweet Tonight!

The end of Project Runway All Stars is upon us. It’s been a pretty fun season to watch, but it’s [...]


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Project Runway Recap: Lazy Ass Leftovers Part One

Laziest finale in Project Runway HIIIISTORRRRYYYY!


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Project Runway Recap: Occupy Ross Dress For Less

Previously on Project Runway All Stars, even a fashion show in the dark couldn’t stop the fug,… You can fight a [...]


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Project Runway Recap: Wasting Energy

Even darkness doesn’t help. It’s like a bad date.


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Project Runway Recap: Hands Across the Fug

Previously on Project Runway All Stars, Kenley played the Harvey Feirstein role in Hairspray on Broadway, Mondo let his negative attitude [...]


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Project Runway Recap: Patti LuPone Spits on This Episode

The lights need to be dimmer on Broadway. Yikes.


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Project Runway Recap: Season of Baggage

JC Penny Boring vs. Boring Boring


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Project Runway Recap: Out of the Closet

Stealing clothes off pasty poor people


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Project Runway Recap: VonToast and Grapefruit Diet

Ice cream challenge. Fat people unite!


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Project Runway Recap: Piggy Takes Chunkhatten

The Pig is in da house!


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Project Runway Recap: A Night at the Slopera

If there was more of a budget, a chandelier would have fallen on the fugliest dress.


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Project Runway All Stars Recap: Unconventional Poorness

New host, new judges, same ole crazies.


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Project Runway Finale Recap: Justice and Bad Credit Scores

Miss Trini’s line is inspired by her dead brother, which makes me wonder if he passed away from being unprepared.


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Project Runway Finale 1 Recap: Equally Bad

The first part of the finale does great things to Jersey Chore’s face.


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Project Runway Recap: Art Inspires Poo

Three lame designs can get you to Yugo fashion week!


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Project Runway Recap: Bird Poop and Mummy Robbers

Blow don’t sew.


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Project Runway Recap: And the Fug Goes On

The same challenge as last week, but without fat people.