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Project Runway Recap: Fat Guy Murders Dreams

Fat women will be happy to know that fat guys can’t catch a break either.


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Project Runway: Doze Boobz Ees Twouble

The beige doll is horrified at boobs.


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Project Runway: DIY Design

Falling down


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Project Runway: Avant Tard

Bad art and funny ass kids


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Project Runway: Oh Grow A Pair

Jersey Chore blossoms into a horrid queen. Well, more horrid.


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Project Runway: Feeding the Monster

Getting to know Nina’s body. YIKES


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Project Runway: Stilted

A dogless dog of a challenge.


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Project Runway: Give a Man Enough Rope

Leashes, dogs, and men who cry like bitches


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Project Runway: Quakers, Mormons, and Tootie Cocks

A fresh season of craycray begins!


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Project Runway: The Recession Wins

Poor shapeless people get a new designer.


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Project Runway: Double Down Breakdown

One of the best breakdowns of all time.


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Project Runway: Start Spreadin’ the Fug

NY inspires some ugly clothes and Tim has to hug Wretchen.


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Project Runway: Zombie District Attorney

Heidi’s ugly line inspires some ugly attitudes. YAY!


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Project Runway: Nina’s New Prescription

Nina smiles, cries, and gasps in ecstasy all in one hour. WTFrick?


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Project Runway: A Tight Race for Hideous

A zombie and a Guatemalan walk into a bar…


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Project Runway: Jackie O And Camel Toe

Jackie O very gracefully rolls over in her grave.


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Project Runway: NY Loses a Ball

Tragic resort wear challenge. WAAAHHH! WHY GOD!!??!?!


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Project Runway: Fat People Abuse

Real bridesmaids get a makeover and a sweet big girl gets f’ed over.


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Project Runway: Tim Gets Ghetto

Wretch gets her bony faux hippie ass told off.


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Project Runway: Twigs, Hats, and Sad Vaginas

Hot Dog on a Stick uniforms actually look good after tonight.


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Project Runway: Party Foul

Party favors turn out to be foul clothes. Shocker.


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Project Runway: To Infinity and Beyond Fug

We get to see two grown men cry. YAY.


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Project Runway: Now With Extra Heidi Words!

A new season is upon us.


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Project Runway Reunion: Exthplain Yourthelf!

by PottyMouth and Flipit Project Runway came back for a reunion with the Models, and since PottyMouth and I teamed up [...]


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Tonight on the Project Runway finale, Liz Taylor infects Retired Adam Hambert, Mila takes the stick out of her ass, [...]


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Project Runway: Tim Gunn Has His Say

Tonight on Project Runway, it’s the Mila/Jaysian smackdown! Who will color block? Who will cry and wear giant scarves? Who [...]


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Project Runway: The Bearded Lady Thinks She’s Cindy Crawford

Tonight on Project Runway, Emilioth was gross, Mila was angry, and we were robbed of one of the best “Meet [...]


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Project Runway: Don’t Quit Your Life, Quit Your Bangs

Tonight on Project Runway, the producers celebrate Easter by bringing a hero back to life! No, not Jessica Alba. She [...]


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Project Runway: Vericose Veins Don’t Work as a Textile, Apparently

Tonight is the most depressing Project Runway of the season. Enter at your own risk. Tricky ass phone. Previously, I WAS [...]


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Project Runway: New York’s Finest?

On tonight’s episode of Project Runway, the designers team up to create works inspired by New York neighborhoods. Wait a [...]


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Project Runway: Get Some Hair on Your Chest, Boy!!

Tonight on Project Runway, all of Earth’s elements are polluted. So recycle, or something. Some of these designs are so [...]


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Project Runway: The Homo Depot

Tonight on Project Runway, PeeWee Herman comes up with a new character, Emilioth pronounces a bunch of stuff wrong, and [...]


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Project Runway: The Return of the Evil Sidekick

Tonight on Project Runway, Nina eats babies, designers act like little girls about working with little girls, and we witness [...]


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Project Runway: Good News For Lonely Cows

This week on Project Runway, more pointing at vajays, less red, and THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE EVAH!! Hint: Not really but [...]


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Project Runway: Heart Attacks Are Ugly

Tonight on Project Runway, hearts, soup, and raft inflations. Most creative, well thought out design of the episode. Previously, Pong [...]


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Project Runway: Donkey Pong

Tonight on Project Runway: The Flamingay almost goes extinct and another Brit tries to get his skin to absorb American [...]


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Project Runway: Carb Wrappers

Tonight on Project Runway, models are confronted with their greatest fear: CARBS. Potatoes were in those things before you were. [...]


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Project Runway: The Birth of the Flamingay

Tonight on the Season 7 Premiere of Project Runway, tears! Old American Idol runner ups! Kors with a (possibly) legitimate [...]


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Project Runway: Meet the Cast

It’s been two whole months since we last saw a decent Irina death scene, and I know you’re all pleased [...]


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Project Runway Season Finale: Frigid Funeral

Tonight, on the Project Runway Season 6 Finale, bangs lose. Previously, Carol Hannah’s eyelashes got the swine flu and threw [...]