Push A Cop's Pet And Landon Jail - 
by madeyoulaugh
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The story goes, Landon was at a baseball game, got a little too drunk, and when asked to leave, he refused. Then the police advised he leave, and he didnt. Then the cops tried to escort him out which is when he started to shove the horse the cops were on. A few shoves later and Landon finds himself facing 6 months in prison and $10,000 fine for assaulting a police animal. Fortunately he was deferred to a first offense program which kept him from being forced to be held up in close quarters for great length of time with complete strangers while his entire day is watched and scrutinized.
Come to think of it the only real difference between prison and the Real World is the ass rape....oh well, maybe next season.


Comments
From what I've read he actually was at a football game when this happened - I believe I read it on thesmokinggun.com. A minor detail, yes, but the story on TSG also features more info if anyone is interested.
Posted by: Chris Decker | November 23, 2004 3:11 PM(#1 of 3)
damn, dat boy iz fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!
fo' shizzle my nizzle!!!1!1!!!!111
Posted by: Ananda Fan | November 23, 2004 3:19 PM(#2 of 3)
He is such an alcoholic.
Posted by: Genevieve | November 24, 2004 11:03 AM(#3 of 3)