Three Up, Three Down - 
by B-side
The next morning, the roomies upgraded from their rustic accommodations to a more swanky resort elsewhere in Fiji. While Karamo happily embraced his giant bed, Melanie and Sarah attempted to reconcile once again. There was a lot of "I feel..." and "I feel like you feel..." and "I didn't know you felt that way" and "Do you ever feel..." Finally, Mel made the most logical point of all: let's not waste our vacation with this. It was as if a light bulb had gone off and both sprung from their chairs and ambled into the hotel. Mel looked like she was about to give Sarah a hug, but the editors cut away, lest we think everything was resolved.
Somehow, I think we'll be in for more bickering. After all, this is The Real World. People don't go on vacation to have fun. Bring on Royal Rumble 2005!
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What was said at the end when Landon and MJ were talking near the pool? The show ran past it's time and TiVo didn't catch it! It sounded like Shavonda may have given Landon head???
Posted by: Chris | January 20, 2005 4:54 PM(#1 of 9)
"Somewhere in the distance, I could hear someone singing "'Cause it's one, two, three strikes you're out at the old baaalll gaaaame!""
I started to read this as "'Cause you're once, twice, three times a lady." Much funnier the way you wrote it.
Posted by: SpeakerCity | January 20, 2005 5:02 PM(#2 of 9)
Oh, Chris, do not be mistaken. No, there was no giving or receiving of head. Landon was telling MJ that there was "heavy petting" and that was it.
Posted by: Marya | January 20, 2005 8:22 PM(#3 of 9)
It's pretty sad when you are trying to give away free coochie and there are no takers. I mean no takers even on a vacation booty call? Poor Sara has absolutely no game!
And I also hate to say it because she has bulimia and all, and no, I am not the skinniest either, but what is with the bikini with the handles on each side of the stomach? Maybe if she put that away it would help? I don't know. Maybe Will Smith's new movie will have the answers.
Posted by: joslyn | January 20, 2005 10:05 PM(#4 of 9)
You would think Sarah could do better. It seemed like the British guys couldn't get away from her fast enough. I don't know why. I think she is pretty. So far she had sex with a gay guy and... was there anyone else?
Posted by: Lisa | January 21, 2005 10:16 AM(#5 of 9)
Honestly, a commuter flight to Pittsburg would last longer than their work week.
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ROFL...awesome recap. But Pittsburgh (Pennsylvania) has an "H" on the end. I'm just saying...
Posted by: Megan | January 21, 2005 12:43 PM(#6 of 9)
Megan - thanks, I fixed it.
I should have known about that extra H, especially since the Steelers are my second favorite team.
Sigh. Heartbreak.
Posted by: B-Side | January 24, 2005 1:56 PM(#7 of 9)
Shavonda's boyfriend, Shaun, was on a recent episode of MTV's "Wanna Come In" where he was hooked up with a dating coach and attempted to be invited in her house at the end of the evening.
Poor Shaun failed though..and the girl was ugly as sin, too.
Strange that Shaun is popping up on another MTV show. Actually, it's kind of suspicious.
I wouldn't be surprised if the whole Shavonda/Shaun relationship was faked for the show. I know that The Real World has faked other relationships in this past for the sake of drama.
Posted by: Monster | February 4, 2005 9:36 PM(#8 of 9)
Shavonda's boyfriend, Shaun, was on a recent episode of MTV's "Wanna Come In" where he was set up on a date with a girl with the purpose of attempting to get invited into her house at the end of the evening.
Poor Shaun failed though..and the girl was ugly as sin, too.
Strange that Shaun is popping up on another MTV show. Actually, it's kind of suspicious.
I wouldn't be surprised if the whole Shavonda/Shaun relationship was faked for the show. I know that The Real World has faked other relationships in this past for the sake of drama.
Posted by: Monster | February 4, 2005 9:37 PM(#9 of 9)