Oh . . . my . . . God. I thought your recaps couldn't get any funnier, but I've just spent the last 10 minutes laughing with tears and snot running down my face.

As for Steck . . . Art Garfunkel and . . . Harold Ramis in "Stripes."

This episode felt so short and I hate how they really didnt show Mel and Danny getting it on. LOL

I love (read HATE) how Mel decided the right moment to tell Danny that she was ready to date him while clad in a TOWEL. Subtle girl, subtle.

Rachel, you may not like good old Mike Moore but if I went around wretching when a partner told me I had a new client, that wouldnt go over too well. I can already tell your professionalism and job skills are going to be great. (like the rest of real world people).

The best part of this whole "I have a man who deeply cares about me and I've only known him for 5 days and I'm dumping my promise ring boyfriend of 3 years" is that in promos of the full season, it shows Melinda hooking up with Wes. So, apparently, the Danny/Melinda relationship is short-lived. They're only there 4 months for crying out loud! It doesn't get much shorter than that!

Danny and Mel aside, the person I already can't stand is this Rachel bitch. I didn't want to say anything about her because I always support our troops no matter what, but this bitch feels such a need throw it in our face that she was a combat vet it's ridiculous. Thank God most of our troops and war vets aren't like her with her post service arrogance. Yes you served in Iraq... we get it already.

Oh and Lacey's hand... she must've caught a case of the Michael Jacksons.

"Anyway, Melinda explained to us that Danny had broken up with her twice to be with other girls (idiot), but now that she was on The Real World, she felt Empowered!" didn't see it, but do you mean Jason?

you wrote "Anyway, Melinda explained to us that Danny had broken up with her twice to be with other girls (idiot), but now that she was on The Real World, she felt Empowered!" didn't see it, but do you mean Jason?

did anyone catch rachel's comment last week that her job in the army was taking injured people to the hospital? uhm, is that what a nurse does? or a chauffer?

and melinda has some serious issues. she's kinda like a prettier, less skanky, yet just as desperate, insecure & slutty trishelle or sarah.

and as someone who lived in austin for 11 years, i really wish they'd leave the downtown area at least once this season, but it's starting to look like that won't happen.

I'm not sure what is gonna happen but B-side......I love you.

Jane - fixed it. Thanks!

Ahhh... the real world. The never ending self deluded absurdity brings me such joy. It seems as though you missed a key plot point. From what I can gather, Jason didn't break up with Melinda. He said "I was ready to write you off" after her snotty picking a fight the night before. That's not a breakup. He expressed what any sane boyfriend would when his f'n hot girl friend is on the real world. To paraphrase: "I figured you'd already screwed some abercrombie model from Boston, whaddyagonna do?" Homegirl's got some serious skills when it comes to spinning golden drama outa straw. I'm not saying she shouldn't a dumped his ass. In fact, I think she should screw every guy in the house while her ex is on speaker phone. But let's call a spade a spade. Bunim/Murray hit the jackpot with this chick. Oh, sigh, it's gonna be a saucy season. I'm so glad I've found TVgasm to enjoy it with...

i'd like it if next season, the job is for the cast to film their own season of the real world. that would be so efficient!

Glad to see someone's taking Danny's mind off his painful skull fracture, but yechh, Melinda's such a trashy whore.

The guys of the house should look further than that Paris Hilton-wanna be (and in my book, if you're gonna aspire to be like anyone, I don't think you can pick anyone sluttier and less respectable than Paris).

The guys this season seem OK. Hopefully they'll be able to get out of the house and find some more sane women, especially considering Johanna proved herself to be a total lunatic in the first episode, Lacey's too uptight and Casper-esque, and Rachel's just flat-out annoying.

His name is Paul Stekler, not Steckler. Ie.. it's STEk, like Shrek, not STECK....

***SPOILER ALERT (if its possible for RW to have spoilers)*** Great recap! Laughed my arse off. Melinda was on a Milwaukee radio station to talk about last nights show....and guess who she was with during her recap?? Danny. They are still together and she is thinking about moving to Boston to be with him!

Oh and the editing looked like all that stuff with Danny and Melinda happened in like a two day period but it was actually about two weeks later that she was begging him to be with her on the stairs with that silly blanket on.

Melissa needs to relax. the first night she was there she "felt a connection" with Danny. DAMN!!! Give ppl some time to feel like there are some actual feelings, and it is not justification for some hooking-ups all season. Gotta love the RW!

Not that I really care that much about the love lives of the RW cast, but NO SPOILERS, Kristin.

I need to stop reading your RW recaps at work because I get that "tears well up from suppressed laughter" thing going on.

Is Rachel "special"?

I'm already tired of Lacey--Not her, per-say, but that PERSONALITY! The "Youcantellmeanything" chick. And those hands...eww

I'm already tired of Lacey--Not her, per-say, but that PERSONALITY! The "Youcantellmeanything" chick. And those hands...eww

about AUSTIN, i never been there, but whats it like, bc all they show is the bars....
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dont they do other stuff besides party all night and drink?
bc all the party scences are so stupid.

real world san diego was the coolest
this was prety ok too.

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