WTF is penis-nipple. Is that real?? Ewww!!!

So you have nothing to say about "The 70's House"????????????????/

When I'm with you
I forget that my skull is broken.
Because you are wicked hot.
Cool.

Damn you and your funny! You owe me a new keyboard.

Oh yes, I remember Ja and the window he poked his head through on occasion to comment on whatever sexual tension/arguing was going on.

B-side, we know you're secretly in love with Pearl.

Ya'll know Nehemiah was just trying to move Wes out of the way so he could move in. Why people are scrambling over a drama queen who got one of her roommates punched in the face and is CRAZY is beyond me.

Danny's dad is right up there with Frankie's sister for family members who show up on this show and astound us with their normalcy and kindness. I hope Melinda's mom shows up and is weird as heck.

ali- I have something to say about that 70's house!!

DREADFUL. (But awesomely dreadful). I sat and dreamed of punching that host the whole half hour. I can't believe those people thought they had been picked for the real world. At least it's better than room raiders.

B-Side, I was hoping you would show a pic/ or tell about Johanna when she was on the phone with her friend describing how she decided to take the opportunity, while Leo was doing a body shot, to "make out with him" and was sticking her tongue out everywhere. It was SOOO funny! I was dying!

The previews next week look very interesting. Speaking of the 70's house, I was trying to figure out who the host chick was, is she the drunk girl from Joe Schmo 2?

blueyes-
That's it!!! I thought the 70's house chick looked really familiar, and I think you're right, it was the drunk chick from Joe Schmoe 2. Good call!

I find Johanna kinda creepy : (
Also Danny is a big pussy!

B-side...I certainly hope that you do more writing outside of the tvgasm world...not saying that it isn't enough, but your wit and sarcasm is needed as often as possible.

I'm not sure what is more scary...how people can't see that Johanna is bi-polar, or that she works with kids!! If you didn't fear for our future before......

All I can say is I enjoyed seeing Rachel get rejected by Wes and insulted by the 2 chicks in the bar. I'm sorry but I just can't stand the "I'm a combat veteran" chick. It's also funny when these Real World chicks get slapped in the face with the reality of not being the "hot" girl of the house. Wes said it best when he said she probably got alot of attention and was considered hot in the military, but welcome to the Real World Rachel. You and Lacey are the token fat chicks, but at least Lacey knows she's sub-par and should play the background scenery of the house, like the extras in a movie. Hey Rachel... what happened to "I only date military guys"... what happened to "I don't like frat boys"? HIPPOcrite.
Accent on the HIPPO.

The only reason I watch these shows is so I read your blog! This re-cap is hi-larious!

I can't wait for Dancing with Stars tonight!!

I can't even watch the show - everyone on it annoys me, and has for a long time. But your recaps are freaking hilarious. I'm reading it right now at work, and laughing so much my boss is surely yhinking I'm insane and seriously trying to figure out why in hell he hired me to begin with.

That was madd funny when those ugly girls were making fun of Rachel in full camera lighting and then were like 'we didnt say anything!'. I have a feeling MTV planted them to do that-- they just happened to have the camera on them coupled with proper lights at the right moment?

Anyone else see the resemblance between Johanna and Mr. Burns?

I don't get how Wes and Nehemiah are getting into the bars and drinking. I am not sure if Nehemiah is drinking, but Wes sure is. They are both 19. I just think it is odd that MTV shows them drinking yet they do special shows about how underage drinking is a problem. I am not saying the underage people should not drink or they should, it is just kind of a double standard mtv has.

Y'know, I read this recap yesterday when I hadn't yet seen the show. Of course, it's hilarious. But then I watched the show having already read the recap, and it made the show that much more enjoyable (tolerable?) to watch! The part about Danny saying, "She makes me forget that I have a broken face. That's pretty cool." was AWESOME in recap/rerunland. I totally thought all that was just another B-Side fantasy-sequence, but no...it was real! HA! Love it.

That was sooooo funny...i'm in my office cracking up....

i thought the same thing about Melinda when she said that she didn't know if she would see Danny again after the surgery.....the show has just gotten ridiculously stupid as of late...

this may be the single dumbest cast of the real world ever, and that is truly saying something. i'm not sure if it's possible, but this cast may be even more unlikable than phili. god help us all.

my IQ drops when i watch Real World. The recaps allow me to make sense of it all. LOL. freaking hilarious.

YOUR RECAPS ROCK,
DO YOU HAVE RECAPS ON THE REAL WORLD SAN DIEGO,,, CAUSE THATS MY FAVORITE

I hope b-side does a recap of #4, although there wasn't much to work with. :p

what the heck? why didnt you write a recap on any new episodes, ive been chekcing each day to see if u b side do any more cool recaps on the real world or surreal life..preferable real world. but common please write more new recaps ...please!!hurry up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

real world is the best by crystal

rachel and west should get together