oh i missed it as i was busy setting up my newest tivo BUT i am SO THRILLED that some guy basically to ho-hanna to shove it.

its called karma, and its a bitch.

KARMA is never having to watch the RWA ever again....although the re-caps are MUCH BETTER than the actual act of watching.

oh gosh, your weekend box office rundown, was classic!no your a dizzy rooster b-side!!

i need to watch next week episode because danny asks melinda to be his girlfriend and she say yes. also danny gets jealsous of melinda because the lead singer of halifax is like flirting with his woman

Flawless recap except for one small mistake - -"He then spit water back at HER"

Favorite line: "Did we mention that Leo's sort of a pussy?"
Great work!

Leo is corny ass hell, but I do appreciate his treatment of Johanna because after all her stupid games, she had that coming. And by the way this episode sucked, but I'll be watching again next week.

Thank God they did not debut the pool cam during Lacey's High Priestess of the Pool Noodle Kingdom gig.

Please give your Rob Reiner movie a title, aND put it in the can-the faux movie flashback, too funny!

Bad News-

Thanks for the heads up. it's fixed now.

whatever happened to the black guy?

I went to the 6th street the other night and walked by the dizzy rooster. Before Real World this bar was basically empty and now there is always a massive line. I also heard (possible rumor) that the Dizzy Rooster paid for them to come to that bar, dunno if that is true.

good point, jim. I actually really like eskimohanna, probably b/c she's a hottie. But she definitely had that coming to her. I wonder how many times she cockteased Leo the Lion? Oh well, apparantly now her and wesssss will live happily ever after!

I thought this episode was pretty boring for the most part but i did let out a squeal when I saw what is going to happen next week!

Alright, what is this I hear about them having a curfew? Hmmm...i wonder if that is true or if the jokester Wes was just trying to be funny?

Johanna has something weird about her...she can be pretty at times but at other times I think she kinda looks like a donkey.

It also looks like "sexy" Melinda is starting to sport a spare tire.

Has anyone ever noticed that Johanna is alwaysss eating. It's kinda gross. Why would anyone encourage her gross habit by bringing over a box of sausages.
Also, the season wasn't this bad in the beginning, was it?

It was nice to see that the producers have now added the Spinning Cock, er, Dizzy Rooster to the main cast credits. No more 'Special Appearance by' - Roos finally gettin' all its props.

And Capital J Joey and Capital L Leo talking about putting sausages in their mouths, and spilling water on each other. 2 funny 4 words.

ha!

P.S. And the Wicked Witch's Soldiers sing 'Jo Leo. Numb. Numb.'

I hate the stupid boy/girl games, but can't fault Leo in this situation because Johanna was messing with his head constantly up until the end.

Maybe the curfew exists unless you're in the slammah....I'm guessing BMP doesn't have much leverage with the city police.

Looking ahead, rock stars always trump "regular" cute boys. I hope Mel drags poor Danny's ego through the mud....'cuz she's definitely got more pulling power than he does. Alas, she'll fall for him in the end....and we'll see if he learns his lesson.

I'm guessing the curfew might be court appointed for Jo. It's possible that along with her community service she might have been put on curfew after her arrest.

Rick D.

You're prolly right Rick D!

Did anyone notice how after Lacey spied on Jo and Leo making out in the bean bag thing she tried to tell them "I don't like being an audience for these kinds of things" HA! Classic Lacey.

Sounds like Rick D. has been in the slammah befoah!!!!

"Uh-oh spaghettio!" LMAO!!!

is anyone else as disturbed by wes's "house trashing" as i am? i mean, what the fuck, not that he did any damage but who does that? i think i'll just pick some bottles out of the trash and chuck them and then pull sheets off the bed, is he against aquafina and ikea? was he drunk? was he trying to show his hurt over lehanna? cuz that was the tamest display of agression ever. and none of the other housemates thought anything of it. very wierd character that wes.
also lacey and her spying on joleo was bizarre. even if you are a gossip freak wouldn't you control yourself because its televised? hello! i also liked lacey's boyfriends comments about leo and johannas casual sex. he and lacey are so above it all and have such moral strength... because she's a virgin and he's unable to pleasure a woman. i guarantee, give that man his legs back and the first think he would do is give lacey a good ol' boot to the ass! don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya!

Okay two things:

(1) I haven't seen behavior like this between two people since 3rd grade-Would all the smart-ass comments, water spitting, bar dancing, slurring, etc. work if Johanna wasn't attractive? Why do guys fall for that stuff?

(2) Why do the RW girls think that the ponytail with the skate-ramp bangs is good look for them?

Yea when johanna had her hair in a "skate ramp" she looked like some kind of dinosaur attacked her head.

I read somewhere that Mel is currently housing the demon seed of Danny? How does he manage to keep her, bcuz even I might go lesbo for Mel. She's so cute.

Yes, BMP does give them a curfew. The bars here close at 2am, masses of people empty into 6th street and there's no way they'd get home in one piece in that crowd. As evidenced in episode one, not every Austinite was happy to have them here.

And for all you non-Texans, please know that these kids did a piss-poor job of representing how cool Austin is, come see for yourselves. There is life outside of sixth street.

I did notice the spare tire Mel has. Too much drinkin' at the Dizzy Rooster!!

Johanna, while I do relate to her trust problem, needs to grow up. She was acting like a 12-year-old whiny little girl near the end. If she wasn't so hot and cold with Leo, it wouldn't have ended sourly.

It seemed as if everyone went crazy in this episode. Lacey spying on everyone in every room on the camera in the phone room (which they probably created just for that nosy wench), Wes trashing the house and kicking a chair in the pool (??) out of jealousy, and Melinda going Tonya on Wes' ass by throwing his clothes in the pool.

These episodes are getting pretty stupid, but I love these recaps!! "AND I'm FAB!!" says Leo. :)

Hasn't anyone noticed that Wes is madly in love with Johanna and the only reason he picks up chicks is to try to make her jeolous or to make it appear to everyone else that he's not so head over heal over her? That's why he trashed the house. The thought of Jo with another man was killing him. That chick he had on the side was of absolutely no interest to him. He just really wishes Jo would give him the time of day. Poor Wes. He's one ugly, heartbroken dude.

Well DUUUUUHHHH!!!!!

Tellitlikeitis, really? Did you also know that Mel and Danny are physically attracted to each other? Or that Lacey likes gossiping? Just please don't tell me that Rachel spent time in a war zone.

Dumbass.

Hey Tellitlikeitis, did you notice that this season of the Real World is filmed in Austin Texas, the cast goes to the Dizzy Rooster alot, and Rachel and Nehemiah were hardly featured in the latest episode?

Hope I'm not pointing out the obvious.

yeah melinda l;ooked fat in that red corset. who the fuck wear sa corset anyway unless their in an old timey photo at the state fair?

mel did say that she hadn't taken a poop in the house for the entire season (according to your recap on their university talk).... perhaps explains the plumpy belly.

probably the wes's temper tantrum didn't even happen on the same day as the lehohanna encounter of the 3rd kind...... BMP is just so good with the splice...maybe they even hired nehemiah to edit this episode b/c of his master ability with the star-wipe. does explain his disappearance & the episode's crappiness.

Enon wasn't in this episode, you sillyhead!

http://www.bunim-murray.com/music/rwa_1616.htm

Anyway, I don't really get what the deal is with those two. I guess once he got the nookie the chase was over. Or something. Lame. Funny recap though!

Wes is such a douchebag - the only thing good about this episode was we got one week without his patented baggy shorts, white legs, no socks and dark shoes look. Who does he get fashion tips from? Retirees in Florida

what is soooo saaaaad is that there are people out there with really good real world audition tapes!!

it's not fair for these ego-maniacs to resort to hooking up with these trolls just to get the self-degrading attention they deserve.

Two things annoy me about Wes...well more than two but just two that I can name. 1. His hair. That shaggy-bowl he's got going on just irritates the crap outta me! 2. His mouth. He always looks like when he speaks his lips are fighting with his tongue and he has that nasty crack crud that I hate.

I know it's mean but by him being on national TV, he's just askin for it....

i feel bad for wes he likes Johanna and johanna is being gay cause she new that this was gonna happen with leo duh hunny go with wes

Don't feel bad for Wes.

Remember, he's ugly.

guys, whats the song that plays as johanna leaves the bar,crying...its killing me

First off, I loved the Katamari Damacy reference...those crazy Japanese and their crazy games...

And Lacey as the "High Priestess of the Pool Noodle Kingdom." OMG hilarious!

I actually liked this episode...at least I didn't have to hear about Melinda and Danny for the whole 15 minutes of the show that aren't made up of extended commercials. I'm thinking Johanna is becoming my favorite roomie.

Seriously, this show has sucked all season- the first episode was decent (Melinda and Rachel making out :P), and everything after has pretty much been about Melinda, Danny, or Melinda and Danny. I don't like either of them (well, Mel sorta), and I really feel like I'm getting gipped out of getting to know the other cast members, dammit! What the hell happened this season? This is officially the worst Real World season I've ever watched!

dude, whats the freakin song....

I was actually shocked that they showed Johanna and Leo getting it on. I know it's obvious Melinda and Danny have sex....everywhere....all the time...and Wes and "the hottest girl in the bar" yeah...Wes + beer goggles = delusion. But I just didn't expect it from Joey. I do feel bad for Johanna in a way, but in another way it's what was coming for her. It's all about Karma really. She held such a cold, apathetic stance so what did she expect back? But I actually liked this episode, it had alcohol and sex and dumb decisions - gotta love watching that. Oh and it didn't have Melinda and Danny alternating between sex and then crying fests.

Does anyone else think Mel looks like a mouse? I really dont think she's that hot, nice body yes, but c'mon she looks like every other blonde, except more mousey!

the song the song....what is it

I forgot, what's happening this week on RW?

lacey gets caught on tape gossiping about rachel