I Want Your Sex - 
by B-side
Back at the house, Rachel and Lacey stewed about the situation, but instead of stepping up to do anything about it, they merely bitched -- because proving a point is more important than simply getting the work done. To be fair, Lacey said she didn't actually know how to use the Avid, which I thought was slightly bogus considering all the training they'd had, but when Rachel volunteered to get on the system and do some cutting herself, Lacey stopped her, saying "No, you've done your job." Donald would so fire Lacey.
By 2:30 AM, Nehemiah still hadn't surfaced, but then the phone rang. It was a call from jail. Nehemiah's in prison! CLIFFHANGER!!!
What will happen?? What did you think about this episode?
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Comments
Nice recap. The Svan read an article where Melinda claimed to be studying to be a dentist. She goes to community college! What the hell?
Also, I can't believe Ms. Fivehead really slept with Wes. What an embarssament.
Posted by: The Svan | November 14, 2005 5:39 PM(#1 of 25)
The sad thing is, I don't even think that the basketball machine is fixed. I think that they are using it even though its not plugged in, which is real lame (take it from someone who used to own one of those).
Posted by: Molly | November 14, 2005 6:15 PM(#2 of 25)
Poor Wes...why does everyone pick on Wes? Oh yea...cause he's a dumbass. Still he did get laid (after months or trying) so I guess I got to give him some credit.
Posted by: mere2142 | November 14, 2005 6:16 PM(#3 of 25)
wes is such a prick
Posted by: florence | November 14, 2005 7:42 PM(#4 of 25)
Wes is SUCH a loser. The worst losers are the ones who think they're COOL. Wes SUX. As for Wren, I'm soooo disappointed! Gimme a break! I'm sure she feels so low after watching this season and how she got played.
Posted by: Wes SUX | November 14, 2005 7:55 PM(#5 of 25)
"Dress-Like-The-Lithuanian-Flag-Day"
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Tara | November 14, 2005 7:56 PM(#6 of 25)
How do people not fly off the handle at each other in that house? Wes is the biggest tool, Nehemiah is selfish, Danny=sack of rocks, Rachel=Jessica from Laguna, Lacey is not hip nor as individual as she hopes, Mel better pray above all else that she doesn't get preggers by Danny and Johanna can't wait for rehab.
I can't wait to see all of them move to LA, live in shared/ghetto apartments and attend every Real World/Road Rules Challenge with the world of C-List Hollywood. Who else can tell their boss, "I'm going on a Challenge. I'll be back anytime between 3 days to 4 weeks. You'll be lucky if I don't win the whole thing and actually come back. Seeing as I'm a temp anyway, I'm not sure that you care. Oh, and hey, I met Courtney Love once."
Posted by: Csmock | November 14, 2005 8:01 PM(#7 of 25)
I really admire you B-side, for hanging in there throughout this season. I stopped watching after the 4th episode.
This has to be the worst season ever. And the most pathetic group of morons ever cast.
Would anyone be upset if this were the last season? Some things just need to be laid to rest.
I shiver to think that this boring group of kids will most likely move on to the RW/RR Challenges for the next 5-10 yrs.
Posted by: Page | November 14, 2005 8:46 PM(#8 of 25)
Has anyone ever noticed how Lacey is always sitting in the room being annoying when she is so not needed? Like when David comes over to see Neamiah...If she were actually as cool as she seems to think then she would have made some friends to hang out with instead of sitting in that house trying to cause drama.
Posted by: Jessica | November 14, 2005 9:01 PM(#9 of 25)
Im still laughing at the "Lithuanian-Flag-Day" comment-
Thank you for all of your great recaps, b-side!!
Ive got to agree with everyone that this real world season is a waste of time. Austin is a GREAT city and there are a million other things to do besides go to the "dizzy rooster"
Posted by: zazzlez | November 14, 2005 11:45 PM(#10 of 25)
Csmock, #7, you made my spit out my Diet Coke--do you think anyone on a future Challenge will even know who these boring kids are?
Posted by: guta | November 15, 2005 3:16 AM(#11 of 25)
neh supposedly got arrested for fighting with their favorite hot dog vendor. GOOD TIMES.
Posted by: megan | November 15, 2005 3:52 AM(#12 of 25)
wes and johanna are apparently dating now
http://www.livejournal.com/community/ohnotheydidnt/4254108.html#cutid1
lol@ http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c168/bottaj01/freshmeatchallenge014.jpg
Posted by: megan | November 15, 2005 3:57 AM(#13 of 25)
great recap. Funny and well-written. b-side is on a roll.
Posted by: evan | November 15, 2005 5:26 AM(#14 of 25)
I thought it was sooo pathetic that just because Wren saw Wes kiss Johanna that she then decided to sleep with him. Lets hope she was really drunk. Wren does have a big forehead but she could do a lot better than Wes. Uk, and I hate how they call everyone "groupies"! Hello! you are not in a band and it is also sad that you point out the fact that girls are only hanging out with you because you are on the real world!
Posted by: Alikat | November 15, 2005 5:27 AM(#15 of 25)
the only reason i am excited for 2nites episode is beucase i want to see some action and with neh in jail, we cant go wrong. it will never compare to when brad went to jail in san diego and ja was runnin around lol
Posted by: ALECIA | November 15, 2005 8:10 AM(#16 of 25)
Mel makes JLove nervous in the pants. Have her lovehandles grown or are her t-shirts shrinking?
Posted by: JLove | November 15, 2005 9:09 AM(#17 of 25)
there are too many brilliant one liners to count!
go wes! go b-side!
Posted by: Jen | November 15, 2005 9:33 AM(#18 of 25)
How can we even be sure wes did sleep with her. For all we know he may have crashed on her couch :-0
Posted by: cincyfool | November 15, 2005 9:54 AM(#19 of 25)
Too true Too True cincyfool. When a guy brags about having sex with a girl, ahem, he usually didn't. Am I right? Anyway, when is this season going to end and when are all the cast members going to fall of the face of the earth. I agree with what someone else said, I think Real World needs to be laid to rest. Plus, Johannas' teeth are really starting to bug me, hasn't she heard of braces! HEllo.
Posted by: veronica | November 15, 2005 11:36 AM(#20 of 25)
Wes is such a tool, he gives date rapists a bad name.
Posted by: coulsowe | November 15, 2005 4:37 PM(#21 of 25)
LOL Jlove--ive been thinking the same thing.
Posted by: Alikat | November 17, 2005 6:12 AM(#22 of 25)
Did any one see peviews for next week when Neh and Wes are screaming at Rachel???? How crazy is that!!! Neh is a women beater you can tell because he always looses his temper on Rachel. It looks like he is going to hit her and Wes is fuling the fire. BTW I hate Wes!!! He is such an ASS!!!!!!!!
Posted by: sara | November 17, 2005 11:05 AM(#23 of 25)
Fuck off sara you racist fatass. Put down the Oreos and quit slandering people.
Posted by: The Svan | November 17, 2005 9:04 PM(#24 of 25)
i think rachel is the most annoying person on the face of the earth. not only is she nauseating to look at --EWWWWWWW--but, what a hypocrite with a huge temper and violent streak. she tries to say wes is not a respectful person, umm yeah. do you think you are, fat bitch? she always hits or claws people... and she talks ahit about her boyfriend and leads him on.
wes is fuckin stup[id too. he is mad at rachel for spilling a secret..he shouldnt have told anyone in the first place. damn it. i hate these people.
Posted by: rachel hater | November 22, 2005 7:22 PM(#25 of 25)